Roadkill

3 minutes ago, mothra said:

Are there high street outlets where one can purchase this paraphernalia?

Tickled Pink, Ann Summers, FetShop... basically all the places you can get lady stuff from have a wide selection on male toys too for both homos and straight

8 minutes ago, JackoTC said:

I tell you 'Baws, you'd never get away with this up north. I had a tiny nibble (so to speak), at the LGBT community (that's poofs and lezzers to you), and politely mentioned, in a complimentary way, that they have disproportionate status and power in modern Britain. I said it in such a way as to ensure any gay members of the site went unoffended.

 What next ? Half of the arse fucking bent wannabes on here went and defended them. Suddenly I was the bad guy. They are probably being sucked off by rent boys as we speak. Or inserting root vegetables where they shouldn't. Or watching Broke Back Mountain......................whilst slapping each other balls with gay paraphernalia.     

Whatever.  

Coz it's fashionable to like fags.

People like jumping on bandwagons and making villain figures out of the ones that oppose their beliefs. When it comes to hot topic stuff like sexuality, race and religion there'll always be people who side with the defending party even if they don't fully support the idea.

This can be frustrating, but also means they can often be easily manipulated for your entertainment. Besides it's the internet, who honestly gives a fuck what people really think?

4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I can't believe how many pages of this homosexual shit have sprung up while my attention was elsewhere. We might as well forget the traditional blue and rebrand the site with a fucking rainbow motif. I mean, each to their own and all, and Punkape's a cunt, yadda yadda yadda, but I think some people on here are maybe a little bit too relaxed when it comes to conceptualising some greasy lothario blowing their filthy muck all over their faces.

I have to admit, it's sickeningly one-sided. It's like social studies at a university. Next people will be talking about micro-transgressions and feminism like they're valid issues. It's the internet, people! Embrace the hate! Use the anonymity that will so soon be a thing of the past!

I personally don't like Tibet. I think they're a whiny bunch of pacifist morons who play victim to make China look bad!

See! It's great!

1 minute ago, JackoTC said:

No. No, I did not. I was referring to Mothra.

You are presently beneath comment.

"Presently" aww, you think I have potential

2 minutes ago, JackoTC said:

A vile nom Ratter. Could your latest incarnation possibly be a fouler caste than previous....... ?

I'll admit I have no idea what any of that meant. Did you call me foul?

I remember RE at school. It was taught by some weird grubby looking balding dude who constantly used hand gestures. Used to really creep me the fuck out that guy.

Just stopped smoking the gange myself. Four days clean but man oh man am I feeling the itch.

5 minutes ago, Extremecunt said:

I'm sorry my head just can't function right at the mo. Its like homo overide.

Well this was about Heathrow Airport originally. People just keep asking me where my dick has been. Is this a common thing here? 

7 minutes ago, Extremecunt said:

Are you male or female? Because if you have sucked a cock, and a male, that's nasty. Bill will like you though.

Male. And I never did oral so do I win?

I think instead of abortion the children should be birthed and then sent to workhouses to perform slave labour. They would've been aborted anyway so who gives a fuck? Also cheap workforce AND food source in times of famine.

The Victorians had the right idea 'till they got all liberal and let the Empire crumble...

1 minute ago, Gong Farmer said:

Who else? To my knowledge there isn't any other cum guzzlers on this site.

Punkape...

Spunker...

It just doesn't work. It's not similar enough... What about... Spunkape?

6 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said:

Spunkers is a pointless closet homosexual that's far too used to having man juice oozing from his gapng anus

So... Punkape?

4 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

Brilliant, just what the corner needs right now, a dribbling and proud, text-speak, toothless Geordie, who wears a football shirt with sleeves when dressing smartly for a family occasion. 

Hey! That wasn't text speak!

1 minute ago, Punkape said:

Are you a homosexual?

I've tried it. Giving and receiving. Never really caught on with me though. 

2 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Welcome to the corner.

The previous poster has AIDS and is consumed with bitterness.

Thanks! This seems like a fun community filled with bitter and hateful people who use well written insults towards each other to mask their insecurities about themselves!

...its fucking beautiful!

12 hours ago, Gong Farmer said:

There's a point. I'd go one further by making the cunts work for their baccy and papers. Removing  toxic chemicals from raw sewage might be a viable option. It would be like working from home for Spunkers. 

The fuck we talking about anyway? Who's Spunkers? I'm new.

4 hours ago, Bill Stickers said:

What's it like being a semi-evolved border dwelling imp?

Are you able to breed with normal humans like Neanderthals could to create a kind of homosapien-mule? Or are you down such an evolutionary dead end at this point to render it impossible? 

Nah we can mirror your superior southern breeding practices pretty well, but we have to be much more careful during thrusting as our gigantic, under-evolved, savage manhoods can sometimes cleave the female right in two.

Why do you think Geordie women always smile? Coz they're simple cunts. Simple HAPPY cunts.

Not a fucking Mackem, are you?

28 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said:

They should build the new runway through Spunker's council estate. They'd only have to compensate the pleb cunts with new flat screen televisions, They wouldn't even have have to work, we'll couldn't work could they? Not without an electric supply when sitting in a field, in the rain, drinking cheap cidar  and trying spark  up their damp roll ups in the wet and fucking cold.

 

Fucking cunts.

Fuck the TV's just give them baccy and papers. Added effect of giving them cancer too. Win Win!

But if I smear my shit all over the local police station it's "vandalism"... maybe I'm an aspiring street artist too?

Read a while back in the paper about bin men in Newcastle whingeing because they're being made to actually work their contracted hours instead of just pissing off home early.

Good thing Newcastle is a shit hole already. I live there. I know.