colonelkurtz

The dickwads go swanning into some animals home , be it the ocean, jungle, river etc and then it's shock horror when said animal turns up and says "fuck this pal , make no mistake you're in for an almighty twatting"

Ok - no doubt about it - far too much unsuitable news around for the plebs lately - Ukraine, IS brutality , mp's wage rise , doubled rail fares ' where will it end ... .. ok, posh boy get her up the duff for fucks sake. Nickerless witchell what a cunt.

" You did close the fuel filler cap before we set off didn't you " ...Space shuttle Columbia pilot to Navigator.

Tell you what fellas - that Judas ..now he's the kind of guy you could trust with your life. J C

fat one,spotty one,australian one,bender one,northern monkey one,southern jessie one,borderline downes one,lezzer one,marmite tunnell one,toff one,welshist one,even yorkshire one tha' knows - cunts one and all.

Noticed how many nondescript places are now described as 'historic market town' - most are latter day shitholes that yes , have a market and yes , have been there for maybe a century - so that's ok then ! . Well I didn't get where I am today by pimping myself up to be a historic mar.... aah fuck it.

Ryanair - way to go ...arms, legs ...fuck 'em. If you absolutely insist on the full compliment it's gonna cost ya' cunt.

Fair trade - fair schmade .. all bollocks - just marketing bullshit by another name as when all you ask for is a cup of black coffee and it's like "omg are you full retard or what" .... end of rant.

Recent tv programme about "songs banned and not to be played" by the bbc said it all about the fucking sicko irony of it all when the place was rife with the massed ranks of these cunts and all they could worrry about was some sweary ooh err missus lyrics corrupting us all. Simon Bates ..what a cunt.