Mrs Roops

Unfortunately, your abilities, or rather the lack of them is a matter of public record. That's pretty retarded.

Intersting question. From the Posting Board days, Kreed Kafer, intelligent, degree qualified industrial chemist and a nasty head-case, I don't mind admitting he had the upper hand at first. The site's original owner asked if I would mod only two weeks after I joined. Kreed had been around for some time and he was not happy. Eventually I started winning on points rather than any knockout and then he suddenly disappeared, Ding like. "the Colonel" - this was when we started the forum which ran along side the Posting Board. We had the Inter-Forum Bitchfest Board and "the Colonel" was the proprietor of "The Ministry". I had the most fun with him 'cos he was an obviously deluded valour thief and all round fantasist. In the end he was utterly destroyed and he closed down his forum in shame. Then there was you Decs, quite tricky to deal with 'cos fair play, you're a good writer.

Look, I get it - you're still butt-hurt but you're not doing yourself any favours with a petulant "revenge of the retard" act.

Unsurprisingly, you're barking up the wrong tree in all respects.

Don't be ridiculous.

Yeah, right...

Adapt for use as a weapon, didn't the analogy give you a clue? Perhaps you should spend less time with your shorter dick. Incidentally, this the third time I have given you the courtesy of answering your questions. Since you have not returned the compliment on two occasions, I will not be pandering any more to your attempts at being a smartarse.

Ms Patel simply pointing out the obvious which is the UK is the Emeralds Isle's biggest supplier of food. In fact more than 50% of Irish food imports is from the UK. Both the UK and the Irish want the provisions of the Good Friday Agreement to continue whereas the EU does not. It been mentioned before - that the EU has weaponised the Anglo-Irish agreement and they have held the gun to Eire's head as its unwitting hostage. Has the penny not dropped yet, Panzy? Your EU masters, who you love so much is using your country as a pawn.

Whilst the elephant remains in the room, expect more unoriginality each time you take cheap pot-shots at me.

That self-serving argument is rather like guilty computer hackers pleading before the beak that they were providing a service to society as they were merely testing computer security systems "for the common good".

We've gone through that non-argument before. Both Eire and the UK are outside the Schengen Area. The joint Anglo-Irish Common Travel Area, which also includes the Channel Islands and the IOM has allowed Irish and British citizens to cross internal borders since 1923.

Get outa the kitchen if you can't take the heat.

Yeah, its not as if you've ever used a tampon.

Gosh, this is awkward, the last time I was "rattled" (if that's the right word) enough to intervene was when a braying mob was threatening to lynch you. For some reason they couldn't quite believe that you had authored scientific papers until I confirmed otherwise. Yep, for a few hours you were the protected species. You're welcome.

I would avoid any inferences, no matter how oblique, that are contrary to the rules including the circuitous manner you originally asked the now edited question.

Maybe, maybe not. The puntership's reaction to me is rather like the way the public views Marmite I guess. That said, you may be dismayed to learn that punters find me more interesting than you and that's a fact. Using a crude but nonetheless mathematically correct formula, punters find me 7.2 times more interesting than you. I'm an enigma, opinionated, imperious and hardly ever wrong whereas you are a third rate scientist who bleats a lot.

If memory serves, your issues with Corner management stem from your unfounded exaggerations. As for reinstatement, I have good news - if you re-enrol and stay with the programme, we should have you up and running by Xmas, that's Xmas 2020 mind.

That's because your nom had nothing to do with the contradictions and absurdities of contemporary art and everything to do with using any vehicle to promote your own peculiarities and hang-ups.

Whilst not wishing to discuss figures or indeed cause you unnecessary alarm and distress I'm confident that even without the inclusion of exercised share options and dividends, the combined total of my salary, fees, benefits and emoluments is greater than your earnings, real or imagined. Sure, that's worked for you well in the past so knock yourself out.

Judging by last night's output it looks like you've consumed the liquid contents of your employer's bonus Xmas hamper in one sitting.

I'm not sure the Christmas analogy works here KK... As for the N.Irish born and bred La Hoey, I suspect the veteran Labour MP, who incidentally has an economics degree, has a clearer understanding of international relations than you which, judging from your own discourse on politics and world affairs to date, is not unadjacent to bugger all. I suspect your ire is motivated by the fact that Ms Hoey is a member of the Lab back-bench awkward squad with regards to Brexit.

The longest you had to wait is 17 hours. 90% of your posts are approved within 6 hours, usually a lot less.

Yeah, that's what you do, which is how you got into this pickle in the first place...

Since you're now reduced to sticking your head above the parapets when seasoned punters are getting their hands dirty, I think we'll down grade your threat status from "Armageddon promised, but not today" to "be slightly annoying when she's distracted elsewhere".

If you're going to drag me into threads and add schoolboy pejoratives to boot, then don't be act surprised and bawl your head off when you get bitchslapped. I'm pleased that you are happy with your lot in life through being one step above welfare claimants. A few months ago and after swallowing a handful of pep pills, I waded through one of your scientific reports funded by one of the state/charity/third sector hand-outs that provides your comfortable lifestyle. The heading was worthy but dull but it might as well have read, "We quantify stuff and draw conclusions that every body already knows". Some of the report data could not be collected and so assumed that the missing segment would follow trends elsewhere. You might as well have written, "this report is flawed but hey, we're going to print and frankly we could do with the money". People like you annoy me. In the last three years my employers paid circa £2.8 million to leeches like you knowing full well what the report is going to say but legal niceties and contractual obligations require us to find useful overpaid idiots to provide "independent" assessments and so meet "social responsibility due diligence" benchmarks.