Mrs Roops

5 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

@Mrs Roops, as you advised me once... Stop pursuing vendettas etc blah, blah blah. 

Anyways, did you witness me send an out of control, drunk on leaderboard success Frank running away with his tail between his legs? It could well be my finest hour on the corner and I was wondering what you thought about it?

Oh, if that's what you think happened then knock yourself out. The truth is Frank probably doesn't give a toss and is laughing his head of watching some of you clucking like a bunch of demented hens high-fiving each other. I did previously warn that he's a notorious wind-up merchant...

5 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

PS. Why have you killed DC? Reinstate him immediately, or our dirty weekend in Port Talbot is off. Is that understood?

I haven't, but the threat of a dirty weekend with you is encouragement enough to take DC out of the freezer and straight into the incinerator.

20 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Careful there Dear Leader, resorting to brutish sexism when challenged might be considered passé. 

Quite right, Darren. Anyway, put your apron back on and get me a coffee, white no sugar.

16 hours ago, Wolfie said:

Fucking hell, I hope you're more fun when you've had a few glasses of wine.

It was an appropriate response to your Karenicity which wasn't exactly a bundle of laughs either.

On 20/03/2024 at 20:39, King Billy said:

She’ll be gutted to learn this, being the flamboyant crowd pleaser that she thinks we all worship her as. 

12 hours ago, King Billy said:

No shit Sherlock? 🤫

 Make your mind up, KB. Jeeze, can't you get anything right?

13 hours ago, King Billy said:

She’ll be gutted to learn this, being the flamboyant crowd pleaser that she thinks we all worship her as. 

I think I'm grounded enough to realise I'll never win any popularity contests. OTOH if I were you I'd be more concerned about being seen as a bull-shitting conspiracy moron who never gets anything right.

15 hours ago, Wolfie said:

The same rules must apply to everyone.

For this reason, are you going to also cooler Shetland Schlong? This would only be fair, and in keeping with consistency: it's not as though it's the first time she's unloaded on Frank to get him to the top of the weekly LB.

Well Karen, everyone is treated the same, however punters with extensive rap sheets will be dealt with greater severity. Simples.

On 18/03/2024 at 10:44, Dyslexic cnut said:

If I am, it will confirm a very worrying rumour about site ownership. Let’s see eh? Dickhead.

It doesn't confirm anything of the sort...also, so much for your assurance given to me less than a fortnight ago that you'll cease breaking rule 12.

As you take time out in the cooler you might reflect that fucking about has it's consequences. 

On a different note, you do realise your brittle ego was wound-up by the site's notorious wind up-merchant resulting in your cack-handed manipulation of the leader board? Again consequences ensue...

Lastly, cease and desist interjecting the word "nigger" in your posts - I've had to edit three posts in as many weeks.

25 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Pipe down love, for Christ’s sake. I’m sure we’re all a bit tired of the Violet Elizabeth Bott routine by now. Scweam and scweam all you want, fact is you tried to minimise the story of the dubious picture right before it blew up and became lead news all over the world. Wiser, humbler heads might have taken heed and slipped back into the shadows, but oh no, not our intrepid Matriarch, who when she isn’t issuing corporate spankings in Boardrooms the world over is thumbing through her Rolodex and calling up the OECD to correct the footnotes in their latest press release. It’s a mark of true idiocy to be incapable of acknowledging error, your Worship. You know this, I suspect. 

As for backing up my claims, I don’t think I’ve made any, other than stating Kate has been on protracted leave from public life with the thinnest of cover stories and that there’s an increasing whiff of bullshit about the situation, coupled with a PR output that would embarrass a Home Counties Parish circular. William is oddly absent too, just as a certain Marchioness appears to be getting a run of puff-pieces in the press. Join the fucking dots yourself. Or take the red herring, fingers-in-the-ears, everything is fine view on it all. I don’t much give a fuck either way. I’m not @King Billy, I won’t entertain an endless dialogue of the deaf with a woman so utterly convinced of her monopoly on facts.

Naturally I’m crushed by your uninvited assessment of my competence with the language, and I’ll try not to spend the next few hours lying awake wondering how I can improve my standing with a woman so formidable in intellect that she’d happily share her Boudoir happy snaps with all and sundry. If ever an image needed a Kill notice, it was that velvet-clad monstrosity. 

Setting aside your usual reliance to fall back on condescending misogyny when under pressure, that's a lorra words for "I got nothing". Seriously "doc", you've gone full-blown Billy.

Stay warm.

22 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Jesus Christ woman. Literally no point arguing with you. 

Can I ask what you do when you inadvertently drive into a cul de sac? Acknowledge your error and reverse, or loudly proclaim it’s the road that’s wrong and floor it through the nearest garden fence? 

So, what have you got to back up your claims thus far? Precisely nothing. The Kate photogate issue has become a big fat red herring. From starting off as a competent wordsmith to rival Decs you've become irrelevant. Nice try with the bogus analogy BTW...

13 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I’m honoured you’ve come out of apparent semi-retirement to interject here, even if the interjection is to stereotypically cling to whatever you’ve read in The Telegraph editorial that morning. I don’t know if PR features in your list of many skills, and by PR I mean Public Relations, not any dubiously-acquired erotic skills you might have with latex gloves (removing a wedding ring is preferable here).

The media machine at Kensington Palace has clearly made an utter balls of this whole narrative, and even a retarded toddler would appreciate releasing a ring-less picture against a background of weeks of fevered speculation might be unwise, even if she’d just popped the sparkler on the windowsill to do the washing up, as all domestic goddesses might.  

However, true to form, the debate has now moved on, with the news that renowned Bacofoil-wearers the Associated Press have spiked the image on the basis it has been manipulated at source. I wonder how your formidable brain will deal with this inconvenient truth? I mean, it couldn’t possibly be the case that you’re being lied to, could it?

Lucid enough for you, sweetheart?

AP have since done a reverse ferret and stated that "...there was no suggestion the photo was fake..."

AP's T&C's ban corrections including the removal of "red eye" from editorial captures though anything commercial and abstract is OK. This is the same with all Image stock libraries.

So there you have it. AP's (and others) accepted the image until conspiracy pixel-peeping nut-jobs had the image removed due to the amateurish use of Adobe's AI generative fill module on a family snapshot.

On a more positive note I guess we should be grateful you haven't blamed Brexit for the non-story.

14 hours ago, King Billy said:

The simple fact that she posted last night...

Eh? Last night, what you on about? Oh yeah, you're the moron who never gets anything right. In fact you've been posting abject bollox for the past month 

15 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

You’d only do that once in my house. I’d have it spot-welded through your fuckng nose.

So, you're an insecure domestic abuser and its not the first time you've advocated violence at the home. I doubt its *your* home either. The sooner Mrs DC kicks your parasitic poncing arse out the better.

18 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Is that you Roops? Serves you right for battering poor Eddie, you fucking headcase. 

Nah, you have me confused with somebody else...

12 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

Any context for this? Why is she being arrested? She doesn't look in any distress, merely upset that her lady-priviledge hasn't prevented her arrest.

The image was taken when scores of women were manhandled, assaulted, arrested and bussed off to the nick for holding a peaceful vigil after it was announced that Sarah Everard has been kidnapped and murdered by PC Wayne Couzens of the Metropolitan Police's finest. The Met eventually made a grovelling apology and paid compensation. The event was the final nail in Met Police Commissioner Cressida Dick's coffin who resigned shortly after.

1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I’m sure it will not have escaped collective attention that in the latest Kensington Palace PR triumph, the Mother’s Day picture, Kate is surrounded by her kids but isn’t wearing her wedding ring.

Nothing to see here. 

 

Its sad when one of The Corner's more lucid commentators goes into full-blown bacofoil mode based on nothing in particular.

As I recall the Place PR machine made it quite clear that there would be no running commentary on the PoW's health and that no public engagements was expected 'til Easter.

As for Mother's Day image this was obviously not taken by a court or professional photographer as the focusing and white balance is off par.

I suspect the PoW's did the visual arranging (by all accounts she is an accomplished snapper) as the composition follows the "rule of thirds" and her husband took the capture with the camera's autofocus switched on.

As for not wearing a wedding ring - so fucking what? Plenty of wives divest jewellery, especially rings when at home - me included.

6 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

The BBC have been trying to educate the British public that its our duty as good woke moral citizens to adore  women's football...

"duty"? Really?

6 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

...the copper should have busted her arm around her back , chucked her face down...

Wot? like this?

16 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

So in summary, “no one said it was going to be easy”. (Except the array of lying pricks who wanged on about “Britain holding all the cards” and “easiest trade deal in history” etc). And only a true believer would think rejoining an EU programme like Horizon is a triumph. I expect we’ll see more of this “rejoining but we are still out!” shite as the economic reality bites. I’m loving the twisted verbiage from the usual parties; “microblip in GDP” is up there with the best, and the side order of whataboutery is beautiful to behold. 

Putting your Brexit mess aside, as a member since 2017, I need to have a good whinge about the state of the place under your watch lately. It’s all gone to shit, your eminence. Surely even you can notice this, when you aren’t doing your Sir John Harvey-Jones (BDS) bit and zooming all over the world to give some poor CEO a half-arsed tongue lashing. Can I suggest you put your house in order, or do I have to write to the Agony Aunt pages of Mensa magazine to get your attention?

Horizon Europe (funding thus far c.€170 billion) is a pretty big deal, anyway...again...

On 10/05/2023 at 09:21, Mrs Roops said:

LCS, I suspect your just another whinging pom who will blame everything on Brexit; the recent death of the Monarch - obviously caused by Brexit, the 3.10 from Crewe four minutes late - must be Brexit, recent floods in East England - quite clearly due to Brexit. Just STFU.

As for your mother of all whatabouteries, by "tidying up" I presume you mean get rid of punters you don't like?

On 15/02/2024 at 11:17, Last Cunt Standing said:

I’m resurrecting this 134 page monster thread to note that today’s news from the UK is further proof of the utter triumph that is the Brexit project.

The UK has officially entered recession (and may have been in a per capita recession more than 12 months, only saved by record immigration).

Goldman Sachs says UK GDP is between 4% and 8% lower thanks to Brexit and has significantly underperformed comparable nations. 

Resolution Foundation says UK financial performance is now way off the trend pre-2008 Global Financial Crisis, to the tune of £23,000 per UK Household.

I remember many Brexit arguments on these pages back 6 years ago. Those of us who pointed out the idiocy of the project were told we knew nothing (I’m looking at you @Mrs Roops) and that sunlit uplands were just around the corner. Still waiting?

Is there anyone left on the island who still thinks they weren’t taken for a complete ride? Those pricks advocating for the scam should be in jail, the rest of you should be in the fucking streets. 

Never in the field of duplicitous Conservatism have so many been so thoroughly fucked, by so few. 

Well, best avert your gaze and contemplate your navel instead - you're speaking as someone who was bitch-slapped into emigrating to an antipodean version of Telford-by-the-sea and now you're just another whinging pom. In fact I advocated the Brexit position before, during and after the referendum for several reasons, economics being only part of my reasoning. Moreover I made it clear that economically the UK would not benefit financially in the short and medium term and further opined that there would be chill winds before the our mature monolithic market adjusted to trading with the rest of the world, free from the EU straitjacket. Britain has since shown that a freer, leaner country is more adaptable to negotiating trade agreements in a fraction of time had we stayed with the EU - despite the global recession that has obviously escaped your notice. Its worth noticing that despite the Remainers' doom-mongering the London stock exchange, insurance, futures and commodities markets have not decamped to Bonn, Paris or Benelux (one reason: Germany, France and Benelux couldn't agree where the exchanges should move to, it appears said countries were too busy shafting each other - so much for EU "unity") and that the UK has re-joined Horizon Europe (a coordinating and funding research entity).

Banging on about a micro blip in UK GDP is a bit rich from an Australian resident whose adopted country escaped its own recession on a statistical technicality thanks to the half a million immigrants who arrived on your shores during 2023 - a country of some 26 Million. 

20 hours ago, King Billy said:

I can’t deny that’s one of the things which fortunately we don’t have in common, and thanks for pointing it out. So to return the favour here’s another, which I’m very confident (as a non vaxxed ‘pureblood) differentiates between you and I.You probably aren’t aware of them yet (mainly because you’re still alive and blissfully unaware of what may be happening inside your body), but numerous undertakers are reporting and have been reporting for at least two years now, that embalmers all over the world have been flushing them out of the vascular system of up to 30% of the bodies they’ve worked on since early 2021. Up from zero% though before then, exactly the timeline of the ‘safe and effective’ experimental gene therapies, sorry vaccines roll out 🤔. The scientific/medical community, sorry financially compromised, corrupt, genocidal criminals (the very same ones who in an act of mass cowardice knowingly kept quiet and put their job security before the safety of their patients) are now totally ignoring these ever growing number of what are a previously unknown type of clots being found. Well they would wouldn’t they, rather similar to the huge increase in ‘excess deaths’ worldwide since the roll out of the ‘totally safe and totally effective’ experimental medical interventions. 
And only last week we have our very own ‘oompaloompa’ unelected billionaire PM in the House of Commons, answering a question from Andrew Bridgen MP (one of the tiny minority of decent and honest human beings who possess a backbone in that sewer). “I can assure the house that the Covid vaccines are ‘totally safe’.” Well he couldn’t say ‘effective’ anymore because that would be too much now even for the hundreds of stooges on both sides of the chamber to swallow. 💉

Looks like you've been mugged off by the Stew Peters clickbait factory... you just won't learn will you 

19 hours ago, King Billy said:

My thoughts precisely. I knew you’d bite eventually if I kept casting a line out. It’s going to be fun reeling you in again. 🤣

No worries, Mugsy...one day you'll get something right.

17 hours ago, King Billy said:

A couple of years ago I saw a 15 minute (approx) clip of (imo) one of the vilest leftie windbags who pollute the U.K. broadcasting airwaves, James  O’Brien rambling on in his trademark calm, monotone and almost whispering way about Taylor Swift. A weird and tbh creepy monologue of OTT praise and admiration for the bony arsed, titless, wailing stick insect, quoting numerous hit songs and the titles of several of its previous albums. Even frequently referring to his teenage daughters part in his sudden conversion to the fan club. At the time I thought it was just his way of going public in a roundabout way and confirming as true the old saying ‘you are what you look like’, which wouldn’t be much of a surprise to many people.

However it’s now become apparent that this skeletal, talentless cuntess’s meteoric rise to global superstardom has been a carefully orchestrated psyop from the start.

The Pentagon psychological operations unit promoted the idea of using her as an ‘asset’ in the war against ‘mis’ and ‘dis’ information to a NATO delegation at a conference in 2019 (coincidentally just prior to the 2020 US election 🤔). Another curious ‘coincidence’ which just happened to occur in 2019 was that George Soros bought her entire music back catalogue from her former record co., which she publicly condemned at the time but then suddenly stopped complaining about and went on a full on endorsement campaign for Pissy pants Joe Biden and Camel toe Harris in 2020.

And now the fakestream MSM are pumping out on a daily basis a never ending torrent of stories about her and her current so called ‘boyfriend’ Travis Kelce an NFA player. His team the Kansas City Chiefs play in the Super Bowl next month, probably the biggest annual sporting event in the US  yet the main topic of conversation in the fake news MSM is ‘far right conspiracy theories’ about Swift etc. etc.

🇱🇷TRUMP 2024 MAGA🇱🇷

 

 

Hook, line & sinker. Shame you didn't read the small print otherwise you wouldn't post 325 words of utter bollox. Sid Slackjaw "News" again was it?

This year's Christmas tune came to prominence thanks to the 'Home Alone' film and recent Xmas advert for Disney+ though its based on a Ukrainian folk song.

 Merry Christmas everyone!

20 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

@Mrs Roops posted that as her Christmas song a couple of years ago I think. Fucking brilliant. Pity they put the doggy looking one in front though.

On 20/12/2019 at 09:28, Mrs Roops said:

This year's Seasonal offering from me is quite appropriate given the circumstances prevalent at present. Its only one minute and 45 seconds long which will satisfy those with an attention deficit disorder and to those punters of a certain age, which let's face it, is most of you.

Merry Christmas everybody!🎅

10 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I always suspected @Mrs Roops was a travel agent in Norfolk. The stupid fucking cuntess.

10 hours ago, Decimus said:

She is indeed. R has got a little pop up business premises on Union Street VA 23510, within spitting distance of Carrow Road NR1 1JE.

Mmm, "swim with me, daddy"

45 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

A fortnight with @Eddie & his charcoal sausage & you’re squealing like a good ‘un. Cape Verde was it? Race-traitor harlot…that’ll learn you.

That's Incel talk.