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19 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

I wouldn't say that (to their face) 🙂 

Clearly I don’t look like that as being asked in shops "Do you need help packing?" is becoming an irritation which is absolutely disgraceful given that I am a respectable member of the town. 

I wouldn't want anybody handling my package, unless they're well lubricated.

21 minutes ago, Decimus said:

An interesting change of tact, you loathsome fucking toad. Like most other totally useless new members, you've not only previously encouraged this fucking idiot to persist with his one man campaign to bore every single punter to death, you have also mined his wheel chair access cheap seat for 'likes' by playing the lowest common denominator time and time again.

Don't think that by finally showing a bit of decorum you can worm your way out of years of ensuring wankers like ELC survive and thrive on here against everyone else's wishes, because I'm telling you now you can't. 

Get your tongue back up his arsehole because you'll find no succour with the rest of us.

You've made your bed, now you can fucking well lie in it. Pun absolutely intended.

 

Oh look, baby's wet his nappy, again! 👶

1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Be quiet. 

Shut up, you cunt. LOL lol lol

15 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Forget this billy, the ding ding bud bud bud drivers son has unsurprisingly won again 

https://streamable.com/il43ep

Well, that's London fucked, you'll only be able to get into the city if you're riding a camel or a donkey, unless, of course, you're rich, or stupid enough, to pay whatever the self-serving little Hitler wants you to pay. 

Hope you're all happy about not getting off your lazy fuckin' arses and voting the cunt out.

CUNTS!

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Not cheap either

Probably not, they have to pay for their steroids, tanning salon and hair dye etc.

Basically, they're a shower of gym-bunny, muscle bound, faggots.

4 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

You've been here 5 minutes and think you've got the right to say who should and shouldn't be here

That, essentially, is what most of you cunts have been doing ever since you landed here, trying to dictate who comes and goes.

Grow up, nobody gives a toss about your opinion, on anything, apart from the other sad-sack members of your little boys club.

Be careful what you wish for @Ape™️ swings both ways (see what I did there?)

3 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

As to Daisy the cow .. there was not much left of her.

McDonalds would probably get a burger out of it, waste not, want not!🍔

On 02/05/2024 at 21:49, ChildeHarold said:

All £2.50 of it.  What did you offer a pic of your anal wart? 

As stated, this was obviously in the days before the internet and 'smart' phones, I had no capacity to send pictures of anal warts, or any other kind of warts for that matter, waiting a few days for the post to arrive kind of spoils the moment, don't you think?

On 02/05/2024 at 03:47, entitled little cunt said:

Apart from that they will make worthwhile members if society. 

Apart from that they will make worthwhile members of (French) society. 

On 02/05/2024 at 07:59, Frank said:

Why can't people just get along?

Have you ever been to Palestine?

On 01/05/2024 at 21:11, entitled little cunt said:

Why do I do it? .I ended up in Lidl .Bought some cod Fish cakes , they were fucking awful .The reason lidl and Aldi are cheaper is because the food they sell is shite .simple as.Never again.

What can a poor boy do?

On 01/05/2024 at 19:03, ChildeHarold said:

Did you ever go to a traditional spit and sawdust wrestling tournament back in the day?   I did and it was dead boring.  Not least cos you have quite limited view of the actual ring in the sort of venues they usually put these on.   The Saturday hour long Wrestling TV show introduced by Dickie Davis after World of Sport had a birds eye view of the ring and these old blaggards enjoyed playing to the camera.  They seemed to be based around the New Cross East Dulwich Forest Hill area.   I think there was an agency in New Cross that did most of the gigs and tv contracts. Good harmless fun. 

The Yankee version is total shite and an embalike the American nation.   No class.  No idea. 

Indeed.

On 02/05/2024 at 10:44, Penny Farthing said:

Do you have any inside information on this .. are Raaster's and Frank now friends?

Well, Raas purports to be bleck, and we all know Frank enjoys the touch of coffee coloured flesh (either inside, or out) so it's probably inevitable that there would be some sort of mutual appreciation, sooner or later.

51 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

The only words I understood that cunt singing were 'asked me for a line'. Watch out for him Eddie, he could be a drug dealer. 

That's no surprise.

It's the only line you're interested in, you crack addled cunt!

5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

The small hours are peak time for a gay phone sex business, apparently.

That's how I made my money, all I needed was this basement flat, a phone, and a disgustingly inventive mind, life was so easy before the internet.

16 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

That's his normal response. He was on about having my email address and how he was going to do this and that .Fucking nutter .I think he's actually totally lost it .

There is nothing 'normal' about him, he's an insipid little glove puppet, pretending to be some Windrush refugee, with a crack habit.

And yes, he has lost it, because I doubt he ever had it in the first place, and the cunt wouldn't know where to look to find it even if he wanted it.

Here's one for @Old Chap Raasclaat and @Wolfie The Scat Brothers. Lol lol, lol

On 29/04/2024 at 21:01, entitled little cunt said:

That's a rather large cod piece .

I'd love a large cod piece, with some chips, salt & vinegar, couple of slices of bread, yummy! 

None of the 'white fish' nonsense you get in cheap-cunt supermarkets.

4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

why the fuck do they pitch up in a "safe country" (france) after travelling through other safe countries (Italy or Greece) to come to Britain?

FFS, the Frogs eat, err, frogs.

The Italians have the Mafia and a wonky tower, and the Greeks like smashing crockery and 'bum sex' (so do the Frogs and Wops, for that matter)

WTF would they want to live there?

1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Shut up you cunt. 

The truth hurts, eh Windrush? 🙀

16 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

I think you are being too hard on yourself old boy.  Take it easy. 

Still, it was never as bad as that WWF/E shite that the braindead Yanks wank 'emselves silly over.

The Rock, my arse!

18 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

He thinks he's twenty again. 

Youth is a state of mind, (unless, of course, you're a youth, in which case, you're a cunt)

9 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

There's a lot of people trying to tell others what to do on this site .Fucking nut jobs.

The site's a haven for narcissistic ego maniacs who have no real authority in their off-line lives, they probably do whatever their wives/partners tell them to do, without a word of dissent, and greatly resent the fact that they don't have the balls to do anything else.

Fuckin' pussies. 😿