Decimus

Pen, Franks back in town but you need a new model and I'm it.

That's the aim of the game. Its all about the D.P. for him

Fucking northern monkeys. The little one looks like he's got AIDS. Know anything about that Keith?

My worst is ten times better than your best old timer.

Dickipus, Dickimouse, you're all very very witty. We haven't, which I'm sure is my loss entirely sir.

Scruffy? Your top button isnt done up.

Then I fear a trip to a&e with multiple fractures is in store for you if you ever realise your dream of being mounted by Keith.

Its certainly no Pobol y cwm.

I thought it had suddenly got dark.

When I said I don't give two fucks about emailing you I meant that Im not that much of a twat to take advantage of someone posting it, not that I don't give a fuck about your invasion of privacy

Why the fuck would I want to abuse the fact that some sad cunt has taken time out of there life to find out this information and post it? For the last time I think its a cuntish thing to do to you, and I'm fucked off at the invasion of your privacy so don't give me a hard time.

I think this is lost in translation. I'm agreeing with u.

I wouldn't insult you by even looking at what he posted before to be able to send you one. I think it's bang out of order and should be deleted.

Trust me, I don't give two fucks about emailing you or anyone else. As far as I'm concerned life off the forum is completely separate and I don't care who anyone is or what they do. What I do care about Is the seemingly effortless way people can access this information.

How exactly does this fucking cunt sackmycook get peoples details? I'm not the most computer literate of people but its quite worrying how seemingly easy he has got hold of this. And how does the cunt keep getting back on the site?

You're fed up? Do you want to tell me about it? Or do you want to do the decent thing?

I'd tell you, but then I'd have you propositioning me all night. Queer.

Delboy, do as your namesake says. Stick a pony in your pocket (a real 15 stone one) then jump in the Thames.

It took her that long?

This is all fucking lies. You were banned as you tried to mount the daleks death ray in order to insert it into your well worn prolapsed arsehole. You done this in the mistaken belief that their catchphrase is actually "exsperminate". Now jump in your portaloo, the turdis and fuck off to another dimension.

He self satisfies himself with a clay mould of Gordon Ramsay's forehead. Apparently the deep creases perfectly replicates the finest ribbed Durex when placed over his whisk.

Papa! After all these years I've found you..... And discovered where I inherited being an absolute cunt from.

Are you my father?

That's no tan, its jaundice. Being so obviously of her head on booze all the time there's a price for prof to pay.

Fuck my undextrious fingers. I meant utensils