Decimus
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Gobby, do you have a PVC S.S. uniform at home? I'll give you fifty quid if you'll wear it and call me a filthy sub Saharan spear chucker whilst I'm wearing black face.
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And here he is, Frank's lover. Did Keanu do a good job on your bedsit wet room?
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Tis too true. He would have never got that job tiling Frank's boyfriend's bathroom without performing extensive fellatio on Frank's spicy loukanika.
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Just call them Gok Wan.
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Do you know, that not many people realise that I know, that she knows, that he knows, that they know, that we know, that Delboy is blessed by god xxx
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Cunt. You've ruined my midnight wank fantasy.
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Don't worry I already know what you have got. It's Bernard Matthew's Turkey drummers is it not? Fucking serf.
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I fear that scrounging cunt Wotakunt would barely smoulder if we took a match to him. A life time of malnourishment with a porridge and Buckfast based diet has left wee jock Macgregor without an ounce of combustible fat on him.
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I might have guessed you'd condone begging. What with a life spent in Rhyl institutionally begging off of the state via benefit hand outs.
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Who the fuck are you to take offence? The tea boy at R.A.D.A.? Or the fluffer on the set of EastEnders who's job it is to get Dyer hard for his scenes with his vile screen wife?
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Apparently he was beaten up in Yarmouth for making advances to a young underage girl, not the reasons he quoted in the link I posted on another thread.
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Do admin and the mods meet up for Christmas dinner, where you are all horrendously thrashed by Roops?
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That's exactly what I done.
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Apparently so, Kenny. A few more years in Yarmouth should do the trick though.... http://www.greatyarmouthmercury.co.uk/news/puppet_man_regrets_yarmouth_move_1_640802
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Visit its wikipedia page, the puppet man of Norwich. It'll all make sense.
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Never fear, Prof,I know exactly how he would comment, so as an early Christmas present let me tell you. He'd say that he hoped you choked to death eating them.
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Actually spot, he's an 18 year old rent boy from Glasgow. Which leaves him with roughly five years judging by the average local life expectancy.
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I dunno Southern, there was that time it said it would kill itself in an utterly horrendous manner.
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You're a fucking revolting piece of diseased bowel. The only positive thing about you is that you're old and will fucking die soon. I do hope it is painful.
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It's not boring, but it is necessary. In a country becoming ever more obsessed with litigation, Frank is legally obliged to ask you this, just in case you clench up on him and he does your sphincter an injury.
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Et tu, Ratty?
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I wish you'd give it a rest, a permanent one from this mortal coil. Cunt.
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Are you Jazz? You multi id cunt. I can't believe I didn't see it before. Your Id begins with J and so does his. There's an A in there as well. Infamy, infamy.
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You are a transparent cunt, Jazz. By posting someone else's email address under your fake ID you think that'll throw anyone? Like Sackmy isn't you because it doesn't limit its attacks to you? Fucking moron.
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And? Sad prick. Its an email address, not his bank details.
