Decimus

Like all Welshmen you have an unhealthy obsession with animals. Not sheep in your case, but dogs. You must be half Korean.

Whoever begat him, woman or beast, should be tried and executed immediately for gross crimes against humanity.

Fucking hell, Card, don't get him started. Scatology is his specialist subject. The amount of glass tables he has been prostrate under in Soho is beyond human ability to calculate.

I hope for the sake of all mankind that's not where the similarities end. My perfect Christmas would be to find out Frank had Lou Gehrig's disease.

Imagination is as far as you'll ever get. Unless were talking about a grizzled Greek Shepherd, the last female arse you ever saw was your mothers when she shat you out as an afterthought.

There goes my chance of a blowjob.

Fucking hell, and there was me hoping that during your enforced exile you comfort ate yourself to death on Rumbaba.

Thanks Jacko old son, who says off the cuff stereotyping of east Asians doesn't pay?

Its all the dog in his diet, Jacko. Every cunt worth his salt knows poodles are carcinogenic.

Ahhh, Macclesfield. Tangible proof that Cheshire isn't as posh as Punkape alleges.

The only thing missing is a tall, dark, handsome Welshman.

It certainly is, Card. You're a man of exceptional taste.

Don't lie. You've been left blind by a virulent mixture of AIDS, Hep C and the clap. Didn't your pimp ever warn you about letting hairy truckers cum on your face?

Fucking hell, I didn't realise we had an anal injury specialist with us tonight. Fuck off Wotakunt, you're needed in the CID department of San Francisco.

If you are obsessed with grammar, technically it is heel, not heal. Fucking thick, plebian cunt.

Bollocks. I'd outrank you even if I was a dog, if we were measuring by IQ, you leek munching,welsh cunt.

Good, they deserved it for producing a sack of degenerate shit like yourself.

I guess it is too much to hope that you're yawning because you have taken a massive overdose of sleeping tablets?

That's hard, particularly where you're concerned because its common knowledge you're a thick, boring, faggoty maggot of a cunt. Kill yourself and put everyone you know out of their misery. Twat. I suspect I could fill several books with all the things you don't know you ignorant retard.

Don't get me wrong, I'm no Tory. I voted labour in successive elections and believe that the country in some respects was improved after years of Conservative rule. Some of the achievements you have cited were exactly why they won my vote. But they lost their way towards the end, complacent after years of success and intentionally creating the problems of dependency and immigration to form a section of society that were guaranteed to give them their votes. This deliberate social engineering created most of the main issues that are being used to fuel the rise of UKIP. The lack of defence for their positive aspects is symptomatic of current party leadership. Too scared to mention any achievement through fear of being associated with the Blair years. They've lost my vote as much through their own passive acceptance of taking the blame, as much as through their failed social experiments. The damage is done, I'm through with the cunts, as I hope millions of other former supporters are. I would rather be ruled by a party that are unashamed by what they are and have clearly defined policies, than a Labour party that apes right wing or left wing ideology dependant on which way the wind is blowing. They have no identity and deserve to be completely wiped off of the political map.

Fuck me, just when you thought the cunts couldn't do anymore to add another nail in their coffin, the policy advisors have come up with another wet, liberal pile of shite. On the crucial subject of the economy they are silent. On immigration they are at best weak clones of Tories, at worst, lying bastards trying to pander to a public they secretly believe are bigoted racists a'la Gordon Brown. But never fear, labour fans, they have a plan involving "wimmin" which will seal electoral victory. It seems that the quasi-castrated male leadership of the party and their feminazi harridans, have noticed none of the other big parties are talking about "wimmin" and what the poor little lambs want. The other parties are focused on more trivial matters, such as economic stability, security of the nation and our relationship with Europe. Loving a liberal bandwagon to jump on, Labour have seized their chance and put together a special taskforce together to do the following: "The top team will seek out supporters in supermarkets, beauty salons and children’s centres as part of the party’s Women2Women campaign starting in the New Year." Gloria Del Piero MP, one of the "top team" had this to say "George Osborne may be able to talk to construction workers in a high vis jacket, but could you imagine him talking to the woman behind the perfume counter at Boots?". Hurrah, were fucking saved. Why didn't anyone else think to pick the brain of the no GCSE, intellectually hampered, dunce behind the perfume counter at Boots? Her views obviously matter more and are far more insightful than anyone in the construction or finance industry. No wonder this country is in such a state, its because the Tories don't know the difference between Victoria Beckham and Britney Spears new fragrances. Politicians are all massive cunts, but theirs a special part of hell waiting for Labour.

Anyone else feeling nostalgic for Scabies? I miss those brief, halcyon days . The corner was like a second coming of Socrates' Athens.

I was hoping you could enlighten me.

And you're still alive. Such a shame.