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1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Well, Raging Bull is a fucking a thousand times better movie than The Elephant Man, which has a small dense core of worthy moral value, but on the whole is just another two minute silence tribute to our sentimentality, nostalgia and addiction to period drama for an audience that lives in the padt and suffers chronic neck ache due to looking backwards all the time. Another two minutes stretched to TWO FUCKING HOURS, sluuuurrrpppp! 

I think this may be down to Lynch directing; sentimental and nostalgic visions of Victorian England viewed through the lens of a patriotic yank. It's his most critically acclaimed film, but certainly my least favourite.

8 hours ago, Rev said:

If ever there was a cunt needing properly Sutcliffed with an inordinate degree of prejudice before being Sparta-kicked through a bark-stripper, it's this magnolia-toothed, Cliff-felching fucking sow.

One can only imagine her highly discoloured and oily giblets must nowadays resemble a slobbering bulldog with a galloping yeast infection.

I want her dead.

 

I have to admit Rev, I don't know if it's my age, covid-induced desperation, or being on here with Neil for too long, but I reckon I'd leave her with an arse like a skydiver's mouth, given half the chance. That's giving her the benefit of the doubt that it's not in that state already, mind you.

22 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

This has made me all nostalgic for the old Corner, where seldom a week went by without a scatological nomination of some sort from Drew Peacock. In fact, my all-time favourite ever thread was the @Rev's "Getting Toilet Duck on your nob", genuinely the funniest thing I've seen since the twin towers fell.

Before my time, I imagine. I must say I'm immediately won over by both the title and author. No sign of it via the search though, unfortunately. I imagine this is one for the wayback machine?

Watched by blue-rinsed old morgue cheating women who get the dust blown off their growlers by excruciatingly unfunny wanker Matt Dawson, and their John Smiths drinking husbands who think Phil Tuffnell is just as cutting edge as a casio watch. The only way I'd be moved to give a fuck if it was Lenny Henry who took the hotseat, as it would act as a constant reminder that he isn't dead yet, or at least riddled to the teeth with cancer.

You'd think with all the money that this bedwetting little cunt has, he'd get his lugs sorted, especially in the current climate. I bet he hires a team to help him get his face mask on and off.

Also, if being gay is nothing to ashamed of, why hasn't he come out yet? The bloke's a fucking charlatan. 

Bit of advice to those who find themselves in the rather precarious, and frankly unlikely position of being offered a blowjob by Stacy Solomon. Keep her nice and warm. If her teeth start chattering, you're fucked.

32 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:

Another Roops sock puppet.

Mencap?

Has admin been putting ads for this site in the fucking Mencap mailout?

1 hour ago, Neil said:

A video of the crime is on the news websites but no mention of ethnicity of either attacker or victims.As it doesn't mention that the gunmen was white and the cops were black I'd wager that the chances are that the opposite is probably the case.If so then expect the story to go away very,very quickly. 

Fuck off

I think this is what you're getting at...

https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/coulters-law/

2 hours ago, Rev said:

Why, thank you for your very eloquent testimonial, Mr B. Yes, yes I do hate those parochial nationalist arse-candle cunts...although it would take me very little persuasion indeed to fuck the absolute piss out of Kate Forbes, if only as a salient reminder to her evidently commodious gammon hangers that galloping Thrush doth not a political point make. She's a bit of a tough wank, buy I'm resolute in my intention of making her paraurethral ducts gush...in the nicest possible way, of course.

It's good old-fashioned chivalrous and romantic gentlemen like yourself, Rev, that stop all these bloody modern multicolour-haired feminist types from becoming full on flap-foragers. The kind of man who holds the door open for a lady before rattling her fucking fillings out.

More upsetting than when threads derail into straight up adversarial acrimony, is when they descend into excessive all-out pun wars.

You ought to be fucking ashamed, and I say this as a Dad. It's bang out of odour.

On 08/09/2020 at 23:20, Earl of Punkape said:

Time once more for you and your ilk to clap the NHS from your dingy abode whilst expostulating on Captain Tom and the latest local library closures.

In effect, they'd rob their own gas meter if not their mothers.

5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I can't imagine that simian faced, subs bench warming twat Milner knowing how to work a lawn mower. 

 

Cunt probably thinks fields just have varying lengths of astroturf.

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

The fuck ups were intentional. My sister in law is a theatre manager and she saw it three times and it happened everytime. Apparently it's an old trick thats used many times. 

 

Yeah, a friend of my Brother's was obsessed with the show and also saw it live a few times. He claimed that a couple of the line "fuck-ups" were repeated, but there were a handful of one-offs and the physical ones, such as Rik twatting Ade, was a genuine mistake.

Incidentally, the Talking Bottom podcast is pretty good. They review each episode in a very informal fashion, including the live shows, and in one episode have an interview with Series 1 & 2 director Ed Bye, who also had a hand in the Young Ones and Filthy Rich & Catflap. Worth a listen if you're bored shitless one evening.

Always trots on about how his "fellow whites" need to take responsibility for their terrible mistakes and actions, but then says "I'm not white, I'm Jewish" when called out on it himself, and begins to blub about being oppressed. Mentions of being outrageously overrepresented in all the high positions in media, banking, sports, etc gets him hot under the collar, though. 

The blobfish looking cunt needs belming one-pint-Winehouse Skinner beside him to appear anything other than the indignant, boring fuckwit that he is, and that's saying something. 

I hope he falls dick first into an industrial shredder.

Interesting.

Worst thing we did was let her win that fucking Bake Off shite.

24 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

A colossal waste of Police time and money.The hunts will carry on regardless and farmers will gas badgers 🦡.

A friend of mine had a problem with bats and smoked the buggers out with plenty of plastic and kerosene with a fire to get a good fug going.A portion of them flew off the rest succumbed to the fumes then went on the bonfire.His terriers accounted for a few as well.

Hunt saboteurs might use their time better by sabotaging abortion clinics and shaming the women who murder their own unborn children.Instead they pursue the “rights” of vermin in a thinly veiled attack against the status quo and private capital and tradition.

Punkers, if you show this to your therapist, they might let you kill yourself.

On 12/07/2020 at 16:05, Trucking Funt said:

I had a phaal last week. This is what my ringpiece looked like the next day.....

I once saw an egg phaal on a menu once. Some place in the balti triangle of Birmingham. Imagine the state of your kegs after that.

An egg fucking phaal.

I'm with you. Seeing that they fucking hate commies, I can see them jumping on our side of the current situation, especially with many of them seeing themselves as "caucasian" now with recent developments in DNA studies. They will be a solid ally, and being rather nationalist in their views, are likely to mostly head back when the predicament at home begins to fizzle out.

3 million is a lot though. Hopefully a couple of them jump in and sort my local takeaway out. The black bean, spring onion and ginger has been fucking rank the last couple of times I've had it.

On 24/06/2020 at 21:26, Neil said:

Metallica have apologised for The Black Album and have promised to release a rainbow coloured version

I have no doubt that the statement made in their song "Nothing Else Matters" involves black lives as well, the sickening bastards. Makes you wonder how they get away with it.

Is this a cry for help?

7 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

In Manchester tonight Burnley yobs towed a banner behind a plane with “White lives matter” on it.........lol.

The absolute fucking shitstorm this has stirred up has been nothing short of magnificent. 

This seems like a decent umbrella thread to cunt the BBC, so get a look at this...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-53135022

As if BAME people and chutters aren't already over-represented in BBC programmes, including playing medieval folk in period dramas that would have garotted them soon as look at them, our lovely license-funded cunt broadcasters have now just pledged £100m to increase diversity.

Expect a re-make of Dad's Army, where Jones is played by a 40 stone black tranny, armed with a vibrating rubber fist, complete with new catchphrase: "They DO like it up 'em!"

Apparently it's now trending on twatter that Beethoven was black, and that he wore white face powder in order to hide his black heritage. It's almost getting a bit ridiculous now.

He probably pretended to be deaf too so he didn't have to do fuck all when asked.