Earl of Punkape

Have your prices for sex gone up in line with inflation but down in price to recognise physical deterioration ?

A word of warning to you Noakes. You don't run this board even if you ponce around thinking you do.You should start to tone down your bombastic and silly rhetoric but more importantly show some respect for your betters and the Christian faith. Punkape.

You were the peasant who told everyone on here that you had been on an all inclusive holiday to Portugal. When asked to elaborate you failed to do so and scuttled off like pervert caught in the bushes. You then tried to change the subject which is why I suspected you had other axe's to grind.... Anyway you need to let board members have all the sordid details of your holiday and whether contraception was provided by the holiday firm representative and for whom. Did you have chips at every meal and click your fingers at the dagoes for Watneys ?

His grandfather was probably interested in the Germans helmets..

You're welcome camel face. lol. Sod off.

Tell us more about your disgusting all inclusive holiday..... Were you all issued with condoms by the VD ridden tour "Rep" upon arrival ?

At least you have dogging evening to look forward to..... lol.

Have you got any helicopter tattoos ? You should get one done flying out of your arse to compliment all your anal orations..... lol.

Or " You Beretta give some more of that".......

Do try and get roast hedgehog when you're abroad ?

"Airtours for hookers" will be your package outfit.........free herpees at the hotel...... lol.

An experienced "street walker" such as yourself would know all the vernacular....

Ape takes his entire brood on such disgusting escapades......

Pleb.

You're guaranteed a world of ghastliness and chav culture if you dip your toe into one of these horror shows. . Most of the "clientele " of both sexes from the ages of 2 to 96 will have earrings and tattoos and be alcoholics or future dipsos. Fat, bloated and burned bodies will be inescapable as well as the ugly verbosity of vowel slaughtered regional accents of working class wankers.Chips will be everywhere at all meals and even taken onto the beach. Pop music will blare out incessantly with Waynes and Kylies gyrating like fuckwits. "Hell in the sun" would be a fairer description for such proletarian ventures. Fuck off cunts.

Absolutely none of your fucking business peasant.

Pleb.

So you condone murder. You fucking lunatic.

More research required cretin... lol. Peasant.

Where's your next all-inclusive holiday going to be ? Austrian Tyrol ! Lol lol. lolol. Cretin. Fuck off

I was golfing in Scotland actually........

You should have a nice tumbler of paraquat and meths garnished with slug pellets. lol. Fuck off.

Getting a tattoo done today ? No doubt an image of Craig Gravel Whorewood on your buttock. Lol. Fuck off.

Seance ? You're involved in witchcraft you fucking heathen cunt. I'll let the judge know before your trial starts in Faro.

Peasant.