Earl of Punkape

Time for your horse's nose bag. Do you use one yourself?

You slag.

No doubt you will be opening a bottle of Back Tower later....

That's probably just as well....

Get hold of a 1litre jug. Add some methylated spirits,mix with industrial Domestos and good measures of both Weedol and Paraquat. Stir well. Garnish with powdered, anhydrous mercury then drink..

The city centre of Manchester needs a gas chamber to get rid of all the drug dealers. Sam's Chop House is still excellent

Get hold of a 1litre jug. Add some methylated spirits,mix with industrial Domestos and good measures of both Weedol and Paraquat. Stir well. Garnish with powdered, anhydrous mercury then drink..

You should throw yourself under the carriages.

Get hold of a 1litre jug. Add some methylated spirits,mix with industrial Domestos and good measures of both Weedol and Paraquat. Stir well. Garnish with powdered, anhydrous mercury then drink..

That's your club you pervert.

Have any of your extended family been involved in large scale metal thefts ?

Up yours.

Great stuff. Poor timing......

Did the Wailers sing about Moby Dick ?

It looks like a gay pride emblem.

I knew you were a bender.

You wouldn't get past security.

Headwear is not allowed for gentlemen at my club in the clubhouse however Panama hats may be worn on the terrace.

You're a chav fuckwit who can't explain what's in the middle of a vacuum. Will the golf be on at your working men's club?

You wouldn't get into my club because you are a pleb.

Have you fed your horse this morning ?

It's the Ryder Cup this weekend, a great festival of golf with the worlds best players on view. Ryder Cup wives are worth a good ogle too. Only cunts won't enjoy this spectacular show as the European team look to dominate the fuckwit USA team. I shall be watching a lot of the action at my exclusive golf club and drinking fines wines as Europe win again.

Ponce.