Earl of Punkape

What part of Syria and under whose control?

I liked the Syrians who were sent to the Isle of Bute.A total shithole without even a decent golf course. They now have to deal with freezing cold temperatures, Itinerant Glaswegian nutters,minimum wage fisheries jobs and plagues of Mosquitos 7months of the year. I'd rather be in Syria..... Damascus.

I liked the Syrians who were sent to the Isle of Bute.A total shithole without even a decent golf course. They now have to deal with freezing cold temperatures, Itinerant Glaswegian nutters,minimum wage fisheries jobs and plagues of Mosquitos 7months of the year. I'd rather be in Syria.....

My irons are forged by the Callaway company. i've met Eli Callaway and played golf with his son Nick at the National on Long Island. Neither bat for the Furnish side.

Not at Trump Aberdeen. If you stay in one of the lodges they valet clean it ! My Range Rover was gleaming inside ant out afterwards. lol lol.

I've played all the Trump courses in Britain and they are all fantastic. The newest course just north of Aberdeen is fabulous.He's doing a lot of work on the Turnberrry course and hotel which was a gem before and Trump Ireland at Doonbeg is a marvel. I like Donald Trump.He's an American version of Nigel Farage and makes the populous get their thinking in perspective even if his own is occasionally muddled. Wouldn't it be nice to shut our borders here for a while or be more selective about who stays permanently. After all you wouldn't just ask anybody into your home,feed them and let them do as they please.

My advice to you is to vote conservative and to become a practicing Catholic.

You can buy perfectly good sportswear from Harrods and Harvey Nichols .

You should join the conservatives and become a catholic. Would you like to meet Ann Widdecombe ?

Well I wasn't going to go Oxford or Cambridge and after Medicine, law and Engineering and proper Sciences at a serious Red Brick University there aren't any degrees or university's worth bothering with. I spent 4 years at Agricultural College and played serious amateur Rugby. On the other hand I could have got a crappy degree in Oriental Mungbean Studies from some Socialist University Shithole like Sussex or Aston. Are you a communist?

Is your scotum withered and if so how badly ? How did this come about? Is your manhood withered too? Do any of the aforementioned work anymore? Are you hopeful?

In what way ?

I went to 2 private prep schools none of which I would reveal on here. 1780 is probably new money so you're definitely correct there.Ancestors of mine made money in the slave trade and plantations in Jamaica ,Monserrat and Antigua.They subsequently bought land in Cheshire and Shropshire and farmed.

I have nothing whatsoever to do with Frank and he's the wrong socio-economic grouping.

Those involved in the bus and rail industry should go back to wearing hats and smarten themselves up a lot. They should take a leaf from the airlines and take a pride in their uniforms instead of looking like scruffy cunts.

No it was a Sikh and he had a pregnant camel with him!

It not against the law but It's immoral unless you're a woman. Do you get your moral compass from the BBC or the Government ? Or the proper moral arbitration service?

I would like to see the return of the bowler hat. A symbol authority and learning. A turban is fine. I recently met a Sikh in Edinburgh who had a turban in tartan and he spoke perfect English with a Connery twang. A fine fellow. i wouldn't wear a turban myself.........

Hopefully pointing at your temple.

We had some new money types at school but they were soon "encouraged" to speak properly. Some working class children won scholarships but they were bright enough to realise they wouldn't be working class in the future. Did your " skool" offer any scolarships?

The vast majority of people in this country see themselves as middle class. That's why we have a Tory majority and it will get bigger as Corbyn slowly disintegrates the Labour Party. Most Gay people will gradually go into deradicalisation programmes and become straight again.

This revolting horror who perverted music and created discordant rackets will be missed by few. His drug dealer will have lost high volume turnover. The gay TV and radio media are only to willing to give drug abusing "musicians " access to millions who then squander and glamourise drug abuse.

The vast majority of poofs are working class.There were a couple at my school and one became a very successful dress designer but we were much more expert at bullying. Whipping juniors with holly bushes and burning them on hot radiators was a favourite.