Earl of Punkape
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12 minutes ago, Cockyroach said:
Address your cavernous, spunk-filled arsehole you revolting AIDS-riddled faggot.
Reported (to the NCA Sex Crimes Division).
Lol lol lol
Reported again.
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4 minutes ago, Cockyroach said:
I can't quite work out what happened to you at school Harold. Either you were hit too hard, or not hard enough.
Address the topic.
Reported.
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23 hours ago, Ape™️ said:
No.
Green book.
Is that Alien porn with VD ridden,rotten genitalia?
Right up your cul-de-sac
lol.
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17 minutes ago, Goober said:
Or soap.
You should cleanse yourself in Domestos both inside and out to purge yourself of your moral decay and bodily degeneracy.
Good morning.
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3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:
So fucking twat? Another two minute private school they don't DO like it up them SCANDAL. With all the fucking concessions (Ofsted light, come and go as you please, charitable NO VAT status) I say private schooling is bad value for money, is a drain on the country's resources and moral fibre, is socially divisive and has only ONE purpose to foster cronyism and getting ahead through the old school tie.
The cunts are paying for contacts not academic results.
I say ABOLISH THE FUCKING WHOLE PRIVATE SCHOOL SECTOR AND KICK OUT FAITH SCHOOLS AS WELL.
The public school system is excellent and recognised worldwide with many overseas students.
It should be rolled out as a model for our entire education system.
Comprehensive schools, “fame” academies and other Marxist shitholes should be razed to the ground and their Maoist transgender teachers should be thrown into crocodile enclosures or laid out to be disembodied by vultures and carrion.
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10 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:
I’m going to be knocking up a bit of the old 4 to 1 this weekend punkers. I’ve got the formwork for my shed base ready to go- fire in the concrete (mixed in a wheelbarrow of course, not some poofy mixer shit) and put the slabs straight on top, leveling the cunts up as I go.
You, on the other hand, are more than likely to be knocking one out whilst being double teamed by a pair of equally effeminate poofs.
I’m playing golf actually.
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33 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:
Punkers went to the doctors and the Dr looked up his arse to find a bouquet flowers up there.
"Who put those up there" asked the Dr.
"Dunno whose name is on the card?" replied Punkape.
Good business on the industrial estate last night?
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2 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said:
I just have.
The term "left-footer" originated among navvies, are you descended from them?
No you haven’t nor why you need a fucking cement mixer to make cement in quantity.
Why can’t you arrange for cement to be freshly made and delivered directly upon demand?
My Irish lineage is from land owning baronetcy so up yours regarding that.
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3 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said:
It's very useful stuff. It improves golf courses no end.
Explain why you need cement?
Are you a Navvy?
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31 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said:
For making concrete. What else?
What do you need concrete for?
Exlain why you need a machine to make concrete and presumably in quantity over an extended period.
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1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said:
I basically said the same thing about an hour ago but in a much better way, yet you garner 2 fucking likes? It’s so unfair and I so hate you.
You are largely loathed which is reflected in your nil points or token ticks by faux groomers....
lol.
Oh and fuck off for good measure as well...
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21 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:
"I have no axe to grind with OCR but he’d have had his arse handed to him by about half a dozen monsters for this petulance several years ago."
This is my point @Dyslexic cnutcnut it's not petulance it's a genuine observation. Some of people are on here moan about things being stagnant, and how great things were but what does that achieve? Nothing but more moaning and negativity.
Things have to evolve that requires new blood.
You are as welcome here as Salman Rushdie is in Mecca wearing bacon underpants....
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13 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
The thing about Arsenal is they always try and walk it in.
Are there any pikey footballers?
I can’t think of any....was Cascarino a pikey?
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4 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:
How was your two month holiday courtesy of Mrs Roops you fucking twat? I actually find a lot of your comments funny you bender cunt so fuck off, leave me alone and I may give you like in future. Cunt.
You lump of foetid, regurgitated bison’s penis.
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29 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:
I think you see my potential Frank. Obviously trying to annoy me has given you a new purpose on here, however your responses are getting boring...
Didn't you get kicked off here (I read Admins useless cunts thread) for being a useless sack of shite? Yet you're still here, I asked you yesterday for one funny comment or Nomination to demonstrate your perceived greatness and you've spent the last 24 hours regurgitating the same old shite haven't you? I promise if you say something funny I'll donate enough money to the site for Mrs Roops to buy a personality. Swallow your pride, give in and then fuck off.
Your days are numbered on here ponce bottom.
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1 minute ago, Hammer of Cunts said:
I had one of those, an estate, someone gave it to me. It reminded me of the Farina bodied A40, but 40 tears on and cruder. I swapped it for ten quid and a cement mixer.
Why did you need a cement mixer?
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1 minute ago, Neil said:
Do you want to suck my dick?
Do you have any Spangles?
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32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:
Most ethnic comedians are shit as far as my tastes go. A couple of exceptions are Reginald D Hunter, who has a voice and southern accent you can listen to all day, but the greatest black stand-up, pushing Richard Pryor into 2nd place in front of Reg, has to be Eddie Murphy. Quick thinking funny cunt that's never really played the race card, and got on with it.
"I don't have a problem if my girlfriend goes out with her gay friends. At least they won't be hitting on her, but it worries me that at the end of the night, she gives them a little goodnight kiss and then comes home to me with AIDS all over her lips."
Billy Connolly was a good ethnic comedian but now he’s a spastic...
lol.
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2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:
Over the years I have owned five British Leyland Minis .. I found that a lot of the time fellow mini owners gave a cheery wave to each other and stuck to fingers up to other motorists.
You have probably stuck your fingers up many motorists (Kerb crawlers).
lol.
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19 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:
Fuck off you pair of cunts, it’s supposed to be Russia to go to shit again and you both bloody know it, and no I wasn’t that pissed
Fuck off again
You’re illiterate and a peasant.
Not officer material.
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18 hours ago, ProfB said:
"Baba O'Riley" - just watched the band live on 'that's TV - 70s' - it's annoying when morons cannot remember the correct title of a classic. Pete Townsend should, err what did he do? He shouldn't have. Just Googling Pete - OH. He's on the offenders list - he should've called it teenage wasteland - simples.
Love Prof B xxx
Fuck off.
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7 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:
He's you he is.
Are you Transgender?
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6 hours ago, Trucking Funt said:
This Quentin Crisp wannabe perfectly illustrates why the current Labour party freak show will never be elected to power. I'm glad I don't live in his parish because the thought of this fucking weirdo representing me makes me feel physically ill even if he does have viral video on tiktok.
Is this character a man or a woman?
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4 hours ago, cuntspotter said:
I like your thinking.
I’m the butt of slanderous malice.
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James 'Arge' Argent
in The Corner
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I’ll bet you stuff yourself with chips at every given opportunity..
lol.