Earl of Punkape

17 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

One of the major reasons measles vaccine rates have dropped, particularly in what we used to call the Third World, is the promotion of the idea that these vaccines are antithetical because they were developed in foetal cell lines from abortions in the 1960’s. Despite a 2005 ruling from The Vatican, the idea has proved hard to dispel from some of the nuttier elements of your Church. 

Illegal migrants might be riddled the Venereal disease (of which Ebola and Leprosy aren’t) but the most effective way to prevent the spread of VD is the use of condoms. We all know your lot’s track record there. 

Stop The Church. It’s killing people. 

The most effective way of combating venereal disease is abstinence from sex unless you’re married.

Practicing correct Christian doctrine will promote good sexual health, prevent abortions (murders) and leave people fitter to fight measles and atheist cunts with VD such as yourself.

On 30/04/2023 at 19:15, Stubby Pecker said:

I’m with you on this one panz, you bog dwelling mick rat. Fuck the royals and every cunt toff- there’s plenty of toffs over the water who’ve benefited from centuries of English rule as I’m sure you’re aware of. If we redistributed their ill gotten wealth, everyone would have everything they needed 

You’re jealous and ashamed of your lowly breeding, undoubtedly from an unsanctioned negligent coupling. Your sexual proclivities are contradictions with gross divergences.

Many immigrants have more loyalty to this country than whining, loathsome scum such as yourself.

 You’re simply a traitor and a massive imbecile….you should go and live with other lowlife treacherous filth in Rochdale.

50 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Punctuate or your insult carries no weight. You utter moron.

Good night…

lol.

9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Cor that was funny, Eddie. You're on fire tonight. 

Sorry, meant to say you should be on fire. 

I hope you have finished your ironing and the dishes scullery wench…

lol.

46 minutes ago, Neil said:

https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/23498059.norwich-trans-woman-indecent-images-children/

 

Male or female prison?...either way she's fucked

The more Christianity is rejected the steadier our descent into Sodom and Gomorrah.

1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said:

I am in the morning. @Eddie has kindly offered me a freeby week in his penthouse flat in Whitstable. It is the least the cunt can do for me.

You should have hundreds of Oysters then shit yourself…..

1 minute ago, Penny Farthing said:

Fender about 30 years ao I was in a traffic queue at some lights  behind Maggie and Dennis Thatcher who were in their Jag, she was in the driving seat and signalling to turn right but when the lights changed she just drove straight on .. I was not surprised at that as she had once said that "the lady was not for turning".

When Margaret was PM Dennis regularly kept her waiting in the golf club car par whilst he and Bill Deedes downed multiple G&T’s.

Lol.

10 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

No, that would be the kind of thing your thick pal R-soles would get up to...but first he would want to be covered in shit, you can do the honors by opening your stupid fucking mouth and the shit will roll out on to him.

Stupid fucking dullard.

Good evening……pleb.

On 30/04/2023 at 18:34, Mike Hunt said:

My oh my, what a bunch of fucking money-grubbing cunts they are.

I was once contacted by the old CSA the biggest cunts on the planet (next to Rose West and Diane Abbott), who no doubt worked behind 12 inch steel doors in fortified buildings that made Fort Knox look like Fritzl's basement.  The cunts stung me based on the current Mrs Hunt's income, which had fuck all to do with her.  Made a swift phone call to my ex and it was sorted between us and we both told those cunts to go do one.

Out of curiosity I've just looked to see if they're still going and lo and behold - just like Windscale - they changed their name to try to bury their bad reputation, but shit always sticks.

In my naivete I assumed the CMS/CSA simply ensured the money was obtained from the guy then funneled to the ex's bank.  What I've just read is the utter cunts add on 20% to the poor cunt's contributions and even the recipient is then charged 4% for the privilege of having the money put in their account.

What the actual fuck? Apologies if I'm the last person on the planet that knows this.

https://www.gov.uk/child-maintenance-service/payments

Were you married to the “lady” with whom you sired said offspring or are they bastard?

On 29/04/2023 at 21:47, Jake The Muss said:

This jug eared swollen hands cunt couldn't give two fucks for the people of this cuntry or the cuntry. He is another global puppet for the WEF and will fuck this cuntry over very quickly. Being a very good friend of Savile don't do him any favors and i have to question if this motley crew that we call the Windsors are the real English royal bloodline as they adopted the Windsor name to hide their German name Saxe-Coburg-Gotha.

Anyway fuck em all, the long and the short and the tall, fuck the royal family (genuine or fakes) Charlie is not my King....i'm totally against any monarchy.

Stick the coronation up your fucking cunting jacksie.

I'll be playing hide the sausage that day.

You will probably be playing hide the sausage with your dachshund….

On 28/04/2023 at 22:06, Wolfie said:

It looks as though he's coming out in rashers.

How’s your Frankie Howerd mungbean?

2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

I heard some blatant racism this afternoon Eric .. black girl sitting hand in hand with white boyfriend at the harbour.. three black women walked up to them and told her that she was showing off and that if she had kids with the white bastard the kids would be black anyway.

Just like Megan Obama..

lol.

2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Golly! You can't say that. 

You alright luv ?

13 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

I'm thinking that the roads will be quiet just like they were hen they buried Diana.

She was cavorting with Egyptian slime..

56 minutes ago, King Billy said:

From 10-6 up, to lose 9 in a row, then watch an 11 point lead disappear in a re-spotted blackball fight in the decider. You just never know what to expect in these best of 24 game matches.

My money’s on Patsy Fagan now.

Snooker is for peasants.

51 minutes ago, Fatty said:

Behave soppy bollocks

You fat sod.

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

This post was formulated and brought to you by PunkGPT.

You mind-numbingly boring, repetitious twat.

You would covet the foetid discharge from the decaying anus of a Kamchatkan toilet room attendant.

lol.

1 minute ago, Ape™️ said:

‘an’

imbecile.

I misplaced my reading glasses you pedantic dung beetle with psoriasis.

31 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Since the holy trinity of idiocy was restored by your return, you’ve churned out the same utter shit you were posting before your lengthy ban. My prediction is you’ll soon be banned again. Fucking moron. Lol.

Thank you for your consideration.

Are you still eating plenty of beans?

I bet your bedroom smells like an Egyptian catacomb…

lol.

On 23/04/2023 at 10:38, southerncunt said:

I think Australians are a reasonable bunch when it comes to humour, and the only other culture that your humour passes into untranslated and is still as it was. This man was a fucking genius and was taken in by England in the 60s and had a genuine affection for England that was reciprocated. 
 

Your thoughts?

You sent us Rolf Harris which won’t be forgotten you criminal marsupial abuser.

9 minutes ago, Frank said:

He's a talented player. He's also a thick crafty-combing narcissist. Jack, if you're reading this tonight after yet again being knocked out of the second round, get that fuckwit Ebdon out of your corner.

Snooker is for oiks and peasants.

I occasionally play billiards.

8 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

You might think so, seeing as the whole advertising industry appears to have been fisted by The Guardian and BBC, leading to an obsession with overrepresenting black people to an 88% white majority. It's beyond pathetic.

So, what happens to those who speak out in public about this growing disproportionality? They lose their jobs. Every advert, panel show, game show, news presentation, sports commentary, TV programme... at least one black and Asian person will appear, otherwise the organiser will be accused of racial discrimination. Long gone are the days when the best person for the job actually got it.

Why did you use the word fisting in your otherwise good appraisal.

You have submitted to LGBTHIV+ culture yourself fool..

17 hours ago, Decimus said:

I tell you what I'm wondering, why 78% of the British population still supports a medieval institution when most of the civilised world has recognised that supreme power held by an inbred, tiny monarchy is utterly fucking ridiculous. 

I'd rather a freely elected, black UK president than some privileged German cunt as head of state, who wields power purely because she was spunked out of the bollocks of another overly privileged German cunt.

Shove your Union Jack up your fucking arse, you flag waving, utter fucking imbecile.

The Queen doesn’t have supreme power you thick twerp.

Try reading a decent newspaper everyday to fill the void in your head and acquaint yourself with better people.

On 02/06/2022 at 17:28, Jake The Muss said:

The cuntbrain tested positive for nonceid long ago.

Don't sweat it randy andy.

Prince Andrew isn’t a Paedophile.

Nor has he been convicted of anything.

You however are a pleb.