Earl of Punkape

20 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

If he were to be thrown off the same balcony and happened to land on a stray chromosome, he might fuse with it and no longer look like a missing link mong.

Much like your avatar...

1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

It's a fascinating thing this leaderboard isn't it? I have found myself checking it lately and seeing Raasclaat displayed with my fine picture has made me a rather happy Old Chap.

However as I'm fairly new on the corner I have asked myself...who is the greatest here? 

After a lot of thinking I came to realise that there really was no need for careful consideration. There really is only one member who can deliver a one liner or an essay with the same killer wit, humour and clarity, as well as strike the right balance between intelligent and loutish behaviour, the one who everbody knows is the greatest ever on the corner. 

I know you all know but I'll say it anyways it's...

Frank.

22 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Have you noticed that my like-to-post ratio of 0.61 is significantly higher than Eric's 0.48?

Decimus knocks us both into a cocked hat, of course. but that just sort of proves the aforementioned "jobbie" hypothesis.

I have only 3 likes a day now.

It’s discriminatory and pervasive.

1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

Yeah right, so what's with the protesting and pleading?

 

I’ve just given Cuntspotter a like for a well made point and witticism.

Is this going to reduce my quota further?

1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

It's like Eurovison; Greece gives 12 points to their bubble brothers in Cyprus and then get them back. 

Indeed and with the whole camp spectacle presided over by a corrupt cabal of depraved, gurning Eurotrash.

1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

So what about other members of this site giving likes to their pals  even when the post is shite? 

Exactly.

12 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Never.

I’m hardly devastated.

I have drawn attention to the ridiculous nature of the leaderboard and how it can be manipulated by attention seeking, narcissistic windbags such as Eric Cuntman and his limp flatterers.

36 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

So are you against abortions on health reasons?

No.

I'm against abortion on demand and abortion as a form of contraception.

Would you have wanted to be aborted?

1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

Yes you have, consequently your cumulative "like" count has been reduced by 66%.

It was worth it to watch Eric Cuntman having hysterics.

When will my “likes” quota be reinstated? I didn’t break any rule and elevated Cuntspotter to a position of great eminence...

4 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

No exclusions .. especially not excluding pseudo catholic toffs.

If abortionists were subject to capital punishment then abortions would cease.

5 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

I am to some degree a bleeding heart liberal and opposed to the death penalty. However I would happily end the lives of some of these cunts along with most of the religious fuckwits who are locked away behind bars.

Excluding Catholics obviously.

6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You've manipulated the leaderboard and placed a moderator. What do you have to say for yourself, you toadying faggot?

I’ve done no such thing.

Fuck off.

20 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I am happy with what BUPA has to give me plus my small Civil Service pension. 

Crumbs from the table..

Surely you expect a sizeable inheritance?

2 hours ago, Wolfie said:

 

Oh, the irony.

Typo peasant...

One hooondredd and ehhhtehhhh.

Scum.

1 hour ago, Cockyroach said:

Never mind all that Harry - the best sex-toy, bar-none is a simple bio-degradable plastic bag. No assembly needed, just stick it over your head and tie the handles around your neck.

I guarantee it will induce a mind-blowing orgasm - mine, as I watch you rolling around on the floor gasping for breath, a beautiful purple hue on your stupid fucking face.

You're welcome.

Pervert and oik.

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I've got a whole bedroom set from IKEA. Say what you will about it but the stuff is very sturdy and doesn't fall apart when you put a pair of flip flops in the drawer. 

Peasant.

47 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

I bet you've even got a designated knicker drawer – unlike @Mrs Roops, lol.

I’ll bet Mrs Roops has a bloomers draw..

lol.

5 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I've recently bought a mahogany Georgian Sideboard...

I inherited all my furniture.

1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

It all makes sense now. A little furry pet called Gordon that he no doubt called Gay Gordon before shoving him up his arse and broadcasting from the inside of a cupboard.

The icing and cherry on the cake would be if he was photographed going to play golf after attending church on Sunday morning and he will then be forever known as 'King of the Arse Bandits'

You wouldn’t get into my golf club because you’re the wrong social class.

lol.

2 hours ago, ProfB said:

Everywhere I go, or look it's NOT letting you know how Line of Duty pans out.

I don't ruddy care, never watched it. Some big bird, will cut someone cock off I predict

If it's about the police, no wonder Philbo knows, he's on the corner too much. 

How’s Gordon?

32 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

4 blacks.... your usual rent boy order of a weekend 

lol

fuck off

Snooker is largely played by working class morons when they aren’t playing darts or eating chips.

2 hours ago, ProfB said:

I forgot to clap. 

You undoubtedly have the clap.

2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Are you more of a safety player or an attacking potter? I'm the latter, however I find watching highly skilled safety play as good and enjoyable as watching a 147. Snooker...one of the most skillful games/sports there is. 

Snooker is for peasants.

52 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Reported for: Derailment and being an annoying poof 

A nerve hit I believe....

lol.

28 minutes ago, Frank said:

Any chance of you and I playing golf together. You'll like me.

See your PM. 

What’s your handicap Frank?