White Cunt

On 28/09/2022 at 21:42, Penelope Alive said:

I might be looking for a warm space this Winter .. do you have any suggestions?

Hard to say, P., but I may get pretty hot everywhere this winter, thanks to comrade Putin.

On 02/10/2022 at 16:15, Horrified Suburbanite said:

The new ad for Virgin Atlantic is a veritable deviant fest:

From odd looking merricks on the escalator to lumberjack raspberries to some half chat dungbuster wearing make-up, this advert is everything what's wrong with Britain.

I hope Richard Branson is on the next flight, where the pilot decides to emulate that German kamikaze and fly into Mont Blanc at 300 mph.

Why pay for a freak show? Just board the Virgin.

Yep, this will not sink the shares, not one bit…

9 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Strong rumours tonight that Credit Suisse might be heading for the gurgler shortly, which if true would surely herald another GFC and a further lost decade. Only this time it’s not Gordon Brown at the helm of HM Treasury, it’s Kwasi and his PhD on the great recoinage of 1696. For all his faults, Brown was a serious, even dour man. Kwasi can’t behave at a funeral and has had to be bailed out by the BoE before he’s cashed his first months’ salary. We just don’t breed serious leaders any more. Here’s Phillip Oppenheim to say what needs to be said. 

https://www.ft.com/content/9d358603-3633-4eec-8912-de55fe07d930

The rich can sleep well, under the Too Big To Fail Pension Pot 2, LC. 

Hard to say how long will that ship sail, before new bombardment resumes. One thing for sure: the public will be made to eat shit again.

Welcome to GFC 2.

8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Gordon Brown couldn’t peel bananas with his feet though, could he. 

That level of skill and sophistication interferes with financial decision making, Eric.

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Tennents? Obviously a man of impeccable taste.

And brain. 
Totally fried.

18 hours ago, King Billy said:

I’ve been living in my grandads old iron lung since March 2020 when the BBC told me Covid 19 was going to kill everyone on the planet. What’s the latest on the China Virus front? Are we the only 2 people left?

Hard to ascertain 100 per cent, I am afraid.
We know for a fact that their economy is superbly fucked and the only functioning line of income is testing the plebs round the clock, more jabbing, issuing of more masks and feeding some highly toxic leftovers to only those who follow all commands.
Just speculating, but the next line of production will be jab dogs, insects and top of the line graphene-rich war garb to fend off the west and the latest virus.

China is the largest manufacturer of graphene from old tyres.

15 hours ago, Roadkill said:

If a small tactical nuke was used the only vaguely justifiable target for it within the bounds of their doctrine would be Ukraine - and even that would be signing his own death warrant as every one of his supporters in the Kremlin suddenly realises they're backing a nuke happy maniac with absolutely nothing to follow up with besides more nukes of increasingly questionable states of repair and a third rate army comprised of conscripts and criminals that have already had their teeth kicked in, sitting in the capitol of a country that is already having second thoughts about if this whole thing was a good idea in the first place.

Anything outside the stated doctrine is lava and means everyone dies anyway, so that's good.

 

They must know what this wanker is capable of, calculating whether their wealth is located safely out of the way.

This is also a likely reason that the red dwarf is going easy with the big buttons. He needs all of his mega wealth to live out his twilight years with a complete head.
Putin got snookered by R Sikorski, who with his US mates outmanoeuvred him with gas pipes being holed out to fuckery. Well played.

On 28/09/2022 at 20:47, King Billy said:

Some car crash eh? Thrice married and remained on good terms with them all, currently in a good relationship which seems much more likely to last, probably as I’m much less interested in chasing a pound note nowadays than I used to be. Two children who I’ve always supported, both financially and emotionally from the day they were born, and have both grown up to be successful and more importantly happy. And unlike most people I know, I’ve never worked for anyone except myself and never claimed a penny from the state in my life. Whenever I’ve fucked up in the past (many times) Ive never looked for someone else to blame. Shit happens.
So my personal life imo has been a road trip which I wouldn’t change if I could. Life’s been good to me so far. I sleep easy every night (wearing a mask of course).

A mask is so outdated now, B, try a ventilator.

10 hours ago, Penelope Alive said:

It will be an XXXXXXXXXL one that Oirland will need.

Absolutely. Here is Panz with some euros:

43 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I've got my wheelbarrow ready for when the real Weimar fun kicks in.

What an utter fucking dickbag.

Ask Panz for the XXL one, the Euro will need a massive one, too.

42 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Note that after he points and says 'I  am going to my office now' he walks toward some big green trees. Just saying.

If only it had some fruit…

41 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

I can't believe none of you have nominated this mega cunt. Send him over here, we will educate him, put him in a rubber dinghy, and send him back to you. What is it with your Chancellors' of the Exchequer?. Neither this cunt, or Sunak can buy clothes that fit them properly, let alone run the economy. 

 

It would be much cheaper for the country to give this wanker bags of gold and beads and tell him to fuck off, pronto.

But as the latest monkey in the circus, he can only be blamed for the latest doo doo. 
Everything that the central bank had cooked for over ten years, will have a putrid outlet sooner or later, stinking up the whole UK plc.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kwazi

On 28/09/2022 at 13:15, Last Cunt Standing said:

In view of this morning’s news that the BoE have moved to stabilise bond markets following the decision by a deranged ex-Hedge Fund employee to torch the UK economy, it is my solemn duty to remind you Truss has been in her job for twenty-two days. 

An early test for Charlie, perhaps. When does he ring Liz and tell her she’s out of a job?

Same circus, new clown. 

I’ve also learned today she supports Norwich Fucking City. @Decimus, I’m afraid your season ticket should be returned at once. 

It was a matter of whether the pensions or the US dollar denominated debt pile of shit was going to be set on fire first. 
Due to further UK debt expansion and top tax & corporate tax trimming, suddenly bond rates spiked, BoE shat its pants and printed more money to rescue the situation. 
I tell you LC, it would be strategically better to have financial operations discussed in a basement behind closed doors, with paper bags and extra mufflers for all participants.

Anyway, looks like your UK pensions will get “paid”. By the time it’s all over, I think 15 pence in the pound real value is all that can be had.

14 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Only that unlike you she is an actual female.

I wouldn’t mind swapping our tart for her, to run the show, as she seems to have a brain.

The only saving grace for Truss, in my estimation, is her - or her advisors - inclination to finally get our energy issues addressed, at least to some extent.
Every green lefty, grass licking cunt should be dealt with behind the shed with an elephant gun.

22 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I’m not an expert but I reckon she might be on to a winner if what you say is true. Reintroducing slavery is a fucking great idea imo.

Bollocks. Getting a mambo to run anything is akin to getting knee-deep in shit, negative equity. First the lazy cunt will eat his/her/it’s weekly KFC provisions in a day max, nick all valuables and then slash your throat with a carving knife on the way out. 

14 hours ago, Nova Gyna said:

I'm sure the filthy minx with her kami-kwazi economics is aware that her lot is getting fucked off come the GE. They've gone full scorched-earth now that they have complete control of the country with minimal oversight. 

Make sure the affluent become richer while undermining workers' rights, weakening unions, and cracking down on legitimate protests. They’re spending the next eighteen months’ preparing the mother of all shit sandwiches for Sir Queer to gnaw on when he ultimately stumbles in through the door of No.10. 

It's the beginnings of a perfect storm in a country of easily scared thickos, armed to the teeth with credit cards and no savings.

With the right, low interest rate cards, loans or cheap balance transfers, those thickos are winning inflation battle which our dearest government imposed on us a while ago. 
And more power to those cunts without any assets and high interest rates on their plastic when they go broke.

4 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

And while you’re all a’bed, the market speaks again, in a voice so loud it will be heard down the ages. Every Brit is 20% plus poorer since January. Except maybe Crispin Odey and his fat cunt mates. Kwarteng used to be his houseboy, notably. 

Tanked.

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-63030208

(No paywall). 

I’m betting “a boost for exporters”, “more reasons to holiday at home” and “temporary fluctuation based on the strength of the US Dollar” will all spew out of whatever lobotomised lackey gets sent out to do the media round later on. 

As the Brown government ended, the pound bought $1.50, the debt to GDP ratio was 69% (now 105%), and inflation was 3.5% (now 10%). Worth remembering. 

All true, LC.

By the way, is your pension in UK pounds?

24 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a41060490/vabbing-tiktok-trend/
 

Cosmopolitan have taken this story and ran with it considerably. It might be the most revolting thing I’ve read since the darker days of Monumental. 

No paywall either, I’m delighted to say. Enjoy. 

Is there a protocol? Before or after dinner? What if the guests are allergic to it?

2 hours ago, The Beast said:

It all seems dumb to me and bit of an own goal. It's akin to sequels of a really shit film. The plot gets more asinine.

 

Agreed. You would think the morons review the data, before pressing on with more of the same. 

6 hours ago, King Billy said:

She seems to have worked out the immigration conundrum brilliantly imo. She says that the requirement for visa  applicants to pass a basic English language test could be deterring a lot of people from applying, and may need to be looked at.

The woman’s a fucking goddam genius. This simple move could solve the massive shortage of immigrants who can’t speak a word of English overnight. 🤣
 

If the russkies paint their faces black and trade their gold for Wither’s value floaters, she will get an endless supply.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/9CW6BEhtC5ci/

1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

I'm listenting to banker-bashing lyricist Billy Bragg right now on BBC R4, in which he's carping on about how music fits perfectly with the "solidarity and empathy" of left-wingism far better than any other political bias.

I therefore can't help but wonder if the Goldman Sachs executive he sold his Dorset mansion to, making a £2.5million profit from, feels exactly the same way.

Right on. Music keeps the people warm and fed, usually the poorest ones.

12 hours ago, The Beast said:

I see Mr Bourla CEO of Pfizer has come up trumps with a recurrent Omicron infection.

To let this slip makes no sense, it is not the best PR for your product. He says he will now have to postpone his bivalent vaccine, which apparently will be his fifth dose. Repeating the same course of action over and over again and expecting a different outcome…..
 

Clearly the impaired neurogenesis from Omicron infection is affecting his brain.

 

He just can’t get enough of it.

2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/liz-trusss-plan-for-more-migrants-to-boost-growth-j2bl2lsnz

Ha ha ha ha. Fucking priceless. They’re taking the absolute piss. 

Fucking hell, LC, you are getting me depressed lately with the pile of shit at my end of the woods.

Feed me something to cheer me up. It is reeking here.

1 hour ago, Roadkill said:

Never mind this shite, Decs. What's your take on these cowardly Ruskies fleeing the country now that the war they were perfectly happy to let their government wage suddenly has consequences for them? On one hand I certainly understand the reluctance to jump on the next train to the front and spend months getting sniped at by Ukranian grandmothers, yet I can't help feeling the fuckers deserve everything coming to them.

The average Slav has precious little to do with politics and economics and indeed should seek better opportunities than the rusty war mincer, courtesy of the oligarchs. Most Vlads with at least some money keep it in dollars and gold - portable enough or vaulted offshore. Fuck the war.

52 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I'm sure any real millionaires on here are none too happy either - unless they had the good sense to get out of the stock market a year ago and have been short selling tech stocks ever since.

It’s a nice little money sinker, indeed. Now we need the housing market tanked under much steeper interest rates. 

I suppose “businessmen” and speculators are desperate to import all those cheap migrants to work for a song and stuff twenty of them to a flat to keep the mortgages paid...