Stubby Pecker

Tiddlywink? How do you address Gok Wan? He's both!

That's why bono is one of the biggest cunts of our time. We all do our bit for good causes and have a mortgage to pay, our own kids to feed etc. unlike this oxygen bandit.

Damn your balmorality sir, damn you! I believe Phil the Greek and the ginger one are off to shoot some golden eagles later

Point in case about this site and why I joined. Funny cunt

Such touching words from someone whos first communication with me was to gas myself. All I did was nominate a cunt or two, something that this site is all about and the reason I joined. I laugh my tits off at some of the funny cunts on here-long may it continue.

50% of Scotland is owned by just over 400 people- the lorded gents, Saudis and Russian gangsters, and the royals of course. All so they can slaughter grouse and deer, subsidised by the tax payer. The only good thing to come out of Scotland the last 10 years is the Jura single malt Santa bringed me. Can't think of anything Welsh.

4: Take the toaster in with you as well for good measure.

All hail Decimus, malevolent overlord of the republic of lesser Britain-after you've fucked of the Scots and Welsh I hope. Bagsy prince Charles house after the guillotine?

The cunts out there gun each other down on a daily basis but as soon as one gets killed legitimately every cunt and his dog who's black or a hippy starts crying. Hopefully a black copper will gun down a useless white cunt and we'll see a proportionate response from the rednecks and preppers.

One less cunt in the world for the price of a bullet. If he hadn't been poncing about with a gun he'd still be alive. There's a lesson there.

Can't wear your Ched Evans replica shirt anymore, thus halfing your wardrobe

I'd be asleep, Colobus satanus

Ched Evans - firstly, he's called ched which has to makes him a cunt in anyone's book. Hopefully when he starts playing again in some shite provincial lower league someone with kick his fucking knee caps off Justin Gatling - cheating cunt twice banned but now "clean" dominates 100m. The effects of doping last for years, just look at Lance Armstrong Kevin pieterson- great player total cunt, starting to throw shit proves he hasn't got any friends

A combo of Immigration and Muslims is bound to have most cunts hear frothing at the mouth. Best to stoke the fire and watch em like flies on a turd

I believe "massive cunt" is something to aspire to. Hopefully I can reach my potential, with guidance of course. As for downfall, I thought it was a good film, very hard to portray adolf as a human and a total cuntoid at the same time but he pulled if off. Can't be too threaders, cheers Percy

It worked! Colobus satanas if I'm not mistaken?

Yer yer, old butt

Here,here

Many sincere appologies young Cupid, worth revisiting I think as I'm sure there are cunts who slipped the net. Max Clifford a good nom, profiting on lies and sleaze. Hope he gets arse fucked till his eyes bleed by his celly. For me it's got to be Piers Morgan a revolting slug of a man who makes my bile rise. I'd pay to watch him die. Slowly

Self explanatory, who displayed the most cuntishness in 2014? A few suggestions: Abu Qatada, Rolf Harris, mincing twat Russell Brand, or old fav Piers Morgan.

That's a harsh thing to say to poor Cupid

Can't spell Elton. Does this make me a cunt?

Can't spell Elton. Does this make me a cunt?