Stubby Pecker

Holy Fuck!

7 minutes ago, King Billy said:

The Northwest back passage.

Bay of BisGay

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Dogger Bank?

German (pillow) Bight 

1 hour ago, King Billy said:

Male in?

Portland Billy

2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

You say it like it’s a bad thing. “Massive hole in the ground” is surprisingly popular with the over-amorous miners after a skinful of Swan lager. The 6 hour train journey from Perth is world class. 

Anyway, fuck all that Stubbs. Ashes year once again. Bazball on home turf. The Aussie press make England favourites, lots of waxing lyrical about Jimmy and his swansong, and the Cricket Gods liking a “story”. What say you?

 England are clearly favourites due to our at least 10 back up pace bowlers and the Aussies shear ineptitude of batting in English conditions.

As for Anderson, win or loose, he won’t be retiring until he’s good a ready. When he does, he’ll probably announce it on a grey November afternoon in Burnley.

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Frank's military escapades are exclusively maritime based, Snowy, namely a naval career sucking off/murdering foreign sailors inside his Marseille rape shed. He'd be no good in any boots on ground encounter, unless you're willing to count his heroic soggy biscuit marathons that took place in the warehouse of his local Carrefour.

 

Franks got form at every naval base from here to the Black Sea. The wizened old poof probably has a wall chart and calendar of which boat of Village People look-alikes is docking next.

On 10/04/2023 at 23:36, Last Cunt Standing said:

“2 puffs twice daily” is an instruction clearly misunderstood by some Corner stalwarts. 

2 poofs twice daily is a mantra Frank has lived by since his 16th birthday 

22 hours ago, Decimus said:

I've been watching some Aussie TV myself, Raas. Bluey. Sounds like a porno, doesn't it? But alas it's a cartoon fucking dog that my daughter and seemingly every other small child in Britain is obsessed with.

I bet I’ve watched more fucking Bluey than most….

20 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I’m reluctant to comment much OCR, as the continual boorish jeering anyone left of Himmler attracts hereabouts is dull as shit. Let’s just say my own junior years, while dominated by long hours and one in three nights on call, were some of my happiest. But I had free education, free on site digs, subsidised food in the Doctors’ mess, helpful and respectful colleagues, several ward sisters who made me cocoa if I was called out of bed to a ward of 24 stable patients I knew well, and the medicine was a lot easier back in the day when a stonking MI was treated with bed rest and aspirin if you were lucky.  Mess Parties were legendary.  I pity modern juniors, laden down with £100k in debt, paid poorly, covering hundreds of complex multimorbid patients at night, often alone, and a high likelihood of being sued or beaten up if you so much as breathe wrong near a relative or misgender a colleague who thinks you’re an uppity scumbag only good for cannulating and writing discharge notes. Who can blame them for coming to Aus where they are paid twice as much for half as much work? 35% might seem huge, but if you freeze pay for thirteen years, you’ve got a lot of making up to do. Eight of ten GPs at my practice here are Brits. Hospitals are stuffed with ex NHS docs. The NHS is fucked, it’s been allowed to become fucked, and you’re all going to end up paying through the nose for what comes after it. If it costs a billion a year to give them 35%, I highly recommend you cough up. Good luck. 

As for Aussie Gold hunters, come on over and give it a try. Kalgoorlie is full of people who’ll tell you all about the football sized nuggets they’ve found lying about the place. A few of them might even sell you a map, if you ask. You’ll get a tan, if nothing else. Oh, hang on….

When I was in Kalgoorlie it was 46 cunting degrees. All that’s there is a massive hole in the ground, topless barmaids and dozens of pissed up natives lying around 

On 07/04/2023 at 00:35, King Billy said:

How many did he arrive with?

Just asking.

Two black eyes and one brown.

Fatty was hanging out the back of the latter 

8 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Is that what it is? I've never been one to get my petticoats aflutter looking at sky rats.

Reckon she's "flying south"? This could be my opportunity to claim a spot as a moderator...

I don’t fucking think so pal. The old bats been pestering me for years about becoming a mod (a fucking good one mind) but this would require reading every bastard word of her inane conversations (arguments) with the deranged ulster cunt. After that shite, I’d then have to put aside 3 hours a day to read pens binge posting about her stupid fucking eyes, lack of children and massive cock.
 

Come to think of it, it’s all yours.

As for old misery guts blue tit picture metaphor (it’s eating the pollen on those willow buds, an important food source this time of year), I guess the pennies finally dropped and she’s realised life is for living and appreciating, not trying in vain to referee a bunch of fuckwits. She’ll be missed.

On 07/04/2023 at 14:51, Decimus said:

Aren't you one of "The Chosen People" R-Soles? I'm not sure dog shit is kosher, mind you.

This could possibly explain a lot; we’ve all obviously assumed that dr dog shite simply hung around puppies arseholes and amassed a huge collection of canid stools for his sick hobby. However, if he is one of the tribe, there’s got to be some money in it. 

On 07/04/2023 at 20:39, Witheredscrote said:

Maybe it would have been better if they had died in a freezing cold cave.  Fuck off.

I’d wager the average chap in cave man times had better manners, hygiene and toilet etiquette in than all the smelly filthy frogs that have ever lived.

Fuck off you geriatric, goose buggering, kraut appeasing, smelly little turd of a man.

On 28/03/2023 at 19:50, Cuntybaws said:

This seems an opportune thread to mention the latest protests in Israel, featuring banners like "Netanyahu = Nazi". Remember when the Board of Deputies of British Jews attacked anyone who even remotely criticised Israel, let alone called them fascists, denouncing them as anti-Semitic Holocaust deniers? Strangely, Marie van der Zyl has been quiet on this one. I suppose she's too busy tonguing Keir Starmer's arsehole for banning Jeremy Corbyn.

Never mind this shite Bawys, it’s kicking right off in Jerusalem.

With any luck, every disaffected sand wallah in the region will try to storm Israel and take back what’s theirs. The kikes will slaughter the fucking lot of course, but lose at least half of there lot in the process. 

Good result for the rest of the world 

8 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Calm down youngster or @Frank will be along soon with his grooming kit and diminutive yet heavily lubricated member. Relax kid.

@Franks not got it in him these days. As impotent here as he is in life. No wonder he takes it up the shitter so readily.

On 03/04/2023 at 20:50, Mike Hunt said:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sAPjDwHPZxU

For Phil and Tim. The vid's almost as shit as their human credentials.

“Bumming in the Family” more fucking like: Pip being dry rooted by his latest boyfriend and Timmy roaring up a pre schooler 

I hope the latter gets brutally gang raped by neo nazi skinheads and left to bleed to death while the screws watch laughing 

6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Let’s hope the blacks are willing to see reason and make reparations to the tens of millions of white European families whose male relatives were forced to die fighting a regime that would have exterminated them. At least those people have documented proof that this happened. Unlike the average whining black who claims slave lineage with absolutely zero corroborative evidence.

I’ve written to the Italians, Frogs and Danes for the awful treatment the Romans, Vikings and Normans handed out to my poor ancestors. I’ve got PTSD just imagining it. 
 

No response as yet.

10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Lucky Tart

La Slag Bonita

Slappa Don't Preach

 

Not like a Virgin 

5 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

His puberty blockers were taken away.

3 minutes ago, Ted Cunterblast said:

Trace it back to Jake the Wuss

Alright lads?

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

 

The Beast is back. I reckon I can get a repeat performance in less than 48 hours. If I can be bothered 

2 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

Can't see why not, you might have a chance this time Ed as i have strained myself when my staffie pulled as he went for some wierd looking trans cunt, i just about gained control but the trans bastard did have his rainbow t-shirt ripped while it should there in a pile of it's own piss and shit begging for life, think it might of been R-Soles/Lucy.

I don’t think Edds going to be much trouble bend, not after effort he put on our recent meeting. Outside the old Honda factory in Swindon, me on my moped Ed on his Dora the Explorer trike/mobility scooter. It’s fair to say I gave him a fucking pasting. Left him with 2 black eyes

4 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said:

Reported. Knew you'd slip up sooner or later. 

Enjoy your time off, I'm guessing it'll be spent balls deep in an unsuspecting barn owl.

Lol.

Rattled. 

Don’t PM me anymore of your disgusting illegal wank fantasies, you horrible vile and sinister little shitcunt

5 hours ago, Sue R Pipe said:

I see. What type of porn are you into? Would you consider yourself a 'connoisseur'?

4 hours ago, Lucy said:

Absolutely.

The 70's was an interesting time, a bit amateurish, but worth a dabble. Going into the 80's, not keen on the fashion, too much make-up. the elaborate hairstyles, AIDS. There was some good indie/gonzo stuff in the 90's, then it all got a bit slick, too professional.

 You want it more realistic, like it could happen to you in the right situation, you know, like when you find a discarded Sooty puppet just lying about the house, so you improvise a scenario, like Wolfie would 🧸

Obviously, when the internet came along, every two-bob whore wanted in on it, streaming, pay-per-view.

Still, I guess there's now something available for every taste. 

 

You pair of creeps. If you want to compare what type of online grot you wank off to, there is the PM facility and specialist website for repulsive, jizz smelling social outcasts.

I believe one of you has history of PMing another punter regarding your vile sexual fantasy about the then underage Greta Thunberg? Again, there are other places to discuss fucking children. As a parent, I’d rather it wasn’t this site.

1 minute ago, Sue R Pipe said:

Stubby, I've recently acquired a rare Montseny Brook Newt, and tonight I'm going to stamp it to death.

I'll PM you the pic after I'm done.

Before or after your 20th wank of the day to yet more internet porn?

1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

You clearly haven't had your evening asphyxiwank with your shower hose. Creepy little dog-bothering cunt.

Drew, you prize fucking idiot. 

Did something unspeakable happen to you in the cooler so you’re actually capable of making yourself look an even bigger cunt than usual? And on that, getting banned for triggering the undesirables here is a badge of honour. Getting banned for stupidly insulting seasoned punters when smashed out of you skull is dunce hat territory.

I preferred the permanently pissed, boiler tinkering, bungalow dwelling troglodyte. Up your game.
 

Just now, Sue R Pipe said:

Through binoculars with your cock out no doubt.

Another homo erotic fantasy no doubt, you Dark web lucking maggot 

11 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said:

U gonna cry bby?

Another stupid post of pointless rubbish from our still-living-with-parents resident idiot. Christ, I bet they fucking hate you.