Neil

Honky Shitaux

Spurs can fuck right off,cunts

Captain Arsetastic And The Brown Eye Rentboy

I was there and the little prick came onstage and the first thing he said was "I love Verona but this place should be shut down until they rebuild the toilets,they're disgusting" before launching a 2 minute tirade and spitting his dummy out about the venue.Judging by the way he walked on he is definitely the receiver in that relationship,looked like he had a hot chip up his arse.Music stars are just that and any of the cunts who start moaning about politics can get arse fucked.

Its fucking shit TV show making like this that makes me want to kick the fucking screen in,it really is a smorgasbord of cack these days

Three steps to heaven: Backpack Bomb Tube ticket

He forgot his comfort blanket and the thought of getting on a Ryanair flight with all the bollocks that go with it has made him a bit ratty.I do hope he didn't forget his dummy

I think we could be friends but only in an Ian Huntley and Jessica & Holly kind of way.

I'm back again in 6 weeks,send me your address and I'll make sure I send you a postcard.

I'm not on holiday,I'll still be dragging nymphets bodies into my hire car,a rapist never sleeps.

I'm back Thursday but given half a chance I'd jump on tomorrow's flight just to be able to snap the twiglet legged baldy bastard in two,maybe next time

What d'yer think of this Italian weather Decs?. Fucking shit 'ain't it

I'd give them both one up the ballot box

I'm off to Verona tomorrow and the weather is fucking dogshit,I do hope you're not having all the sun down there,I fucking hate it when others get sunburnt when I get pissed on.Buon fucking giorno

I thought that was a Punkers exclusive

Don't let on Alf,I realise that it's a multi and I'm just trying to fuck the stupid cunt off out of here

I've seen a few discharge a 'snot like' grunge but I don't think they sneezed.

Do you take it up the arse?

I think I'm in love❤❤❤❤

Get yourself to Don Alfonso's in Sant Agata,Michelin star tucker in a lovely little town.Have you been offered an iPad off the back of a Vespa yet?

Hello Pussy,may I introduce myself by saying that I'd wear your minge for a beard,you're welcome

I wouldn't fuck her

There's a few cunts on here I'd like to unplug

He must have sucked a host of corporate cock

How the fuck has this faux posh mincing cunt blagged a TV career?.Unfunny knob jockey.