Neil
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Stock,Aitken & Waterman and cassette players....oh and VHS blueys that creased at the point of the money shot...cunts
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She is one oily,boring fucker...suits the been perfectly
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Have you got 3 plums?
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I imagine your bedroom as well as your face would light up like Trafalgar Square at midnight on the 1st January.What a fucking mong you are,enjoy stir
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Im an expert at pulling out at the last minute,I can guarantee Mongo would have had his chips
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In the 80's this was a pastime,as soon as Sharon came on screen you had to try to get to the vinegar strokes before she finished her race,see who could make the splash quickest.
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You'll soon learn that sport has no place here Mongo,perhaps you would like to instigate the sport of who can stick their head into a wood chipper the quickest,I'll race you
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He's aged well,saw a picture of him the other day and he hasn't changed a bit!
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Alright Simon Weston? How's the burn healing?
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What's up grumpy? Someone shit in your train carriage?
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They started their journey at Upmister and went to Bumley-By-Bow,Queensway,Cockfosters,Cumden Town,Bent Cross,Kuntish Town and Marble Arse. Fuck up.
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Yet another arse ache creeping into our everyday language.Usually reserved for sporty cunts particularly footie cunts when trying to emphasise how good someone is at whatever their speciality "He's a top top manager" or "What a top top player he is". All I have to say is "You're a cunt cunt"
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I'm guessing you have as much sex as a Panda does
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Because he was really a gooner......and still better than any of the useless cunts currently wearing red even though he was like Bambi on ice
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Jesus!...just imagine that diving on top of some poor sap laying on a bed with a bugle on,gives me the tremors thinking about it.What a hideous piece of work she is.Wouldn't piss on it if it was on fire
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I think we have two,and both have cafes in them for some fucking reason.They don't sell the kind of literature I'm interested in anyway so fuck 'em
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and her mum
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I think I've found a picture of her twin brother
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I apologise if you've just eaten your dinner,i reckon if you can picture this just as you're getting to the vinegar strokes then you could last longer than Sting
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Is that you walking around the LGBTQ section with an armful of books?
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As long as her hands and ankles are in and she s bending away from me I'll manage
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Shame she didn't land on her face,surgery would have improved her looks even if it meant grafting her elbows onto the side of her head and using excess labia for a nose,oh,and losing all her fucking teeth the fugly bitch
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Que?
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I'm sure that when this cunt gets in his Georgia cell he'll wish he'd stayed home and taken his punishment here.Vladimir the Impaler awaits
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