Neil

Are you here all week?

Funnily enough I was just watching Frankie Boyle saying "The only reason Jordan married Alex Reid was that he was the only one strong enough to stop Harvey raping her" and that "following their divorce there has been a bitter custody battle over him but unfortunately one of them has got to keep him" I too have a defective spade after the handle snapped yesterday whilst digging the garden.

You're forgetting Dempsey and Make peace.Glynis would have got my DNA anyday of the week.

It looks more like a fucking cat these days,more botox than Cher

When she first came on the scene my arm ached for fucking weeks,I'm not sure how much of the original is left now but I'd lend it one.

Add Morse and Columbo to this crock of shit,55 minutes of build up just to see a murderer that had so cleverly disguised his/her crime to suddenly fold into a full confession.And to think,they'd have got away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids. Ps Dexter was good for 1 series ,subsequent series were fucking shite.Id have boned his sister though

I threw a bottle of Domestos over the local vicar once,they nicked me for a bleach of the priest Just. Fuck. Off God bless Bernard Manning

Graham Swann is a prime example of this,hideous cunts who should have been drowned at birth.

Fuck me it's not too difficult is it?.Every fucking chef on TV mentions it,if something doesn't have the wow factor it usually ends with the chef saying " It just needs a little salt to bring it together".37 fucking years i"ve been chowing down bland fucking shite.PUT SOME FUCKING SALT IN IT YOU CUNT!

Most of my dates have either dentures or milk teeth so dentists don't come into it

Exactly.If the next one could take out about 40 of the lycra clad cunts It won't all have been in vain.Hopefully the next one will wipe out a Halfords superstore and stop this peddling bollocks before it gets out of hand.

We salute you......FIRE!

All too old for me

fuck off will you with your over the top bollocks,I couldn't give a cow's cunt what you get.Some cunt just got so excited in telling everyone that he got some fucking high extinction grade that is as high as anyone could get,"oh congratulations " said the reporter "What subject did you get it in?" ........"computer gaming" Just fuck off you wanky cunts.

Punkape and Grayson Perry?

What I really want is for you to fucking shut the fuck up,I have seen some absolute spackers join and very quickly leave this site,let's hope you follow suit.This is cunts corner not Window Licking,Spacktoid Mongs Corner. Fuck along now little Johnny Bullshit.

Who the fuck is this mong?

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Brides?

......and?

I'm sure you've said that before,more fucking repeat bolleaux! Fuck off

Get an avatar if you wish to survive any length of time on here you utter fucking cunt.