Neil

I'm 25% jewish and couldn't give a shiny shite

It would explain why everything kept going missing in those days

Good Bond actors are at a premium. I'll get my golden gun

Fuck off,That's a young Bill Bailey when he did the black and white minstrel show

Only for a week!,I'm on my third wank since

It's called black humour and yes I have had cancer of the bollocks and believe me I have become an expert on all things prostate having had 3 biopsies that have thankfully (So far) revealed no prostate cancer but unfortunately my blood tests are telling them differently.I was just pointing put that Gemna stuck something in me and I wouldn't have minded sticking something in her!!(but sexual activity can raise the PSA to higher (misleading) levels. Yours Dr Neil

Fuck it's warm in here

He is one oily cunt that looks exactly like he did 30 years ago,maybe spunk anti-aging face masks do work.That God cunt is a proper cunt taking Cheggars first instead of the afforementioned cunt slime

Decs Have a word with Bill as I believe he received a similar burns injury recently

I have to say son I'm fucking disappointed.

Too late,may I introduce our offspring...................Albert

Death?

Gemma was actually worth a tug,maybe I'll book again with fake groin strain

It was PSA test so spunking over the nurse would have given a false reading which is why I abstained

As if Punkers is going to reply "My 10" black stallion 18v Sperminator XL is great and my live in rentboy Tarquin can't put it down either.many thanks"

I had a blood test this morning at my local surgery and within a hour I received a text asking me 'How likely are you to recommend us to a friend?,5 for very likely to 0, not at all',Next time someone tells me they're ill I'll definitely say "Get yourself to my doctors mate,they'll have you back on your feet in no time" knowing that they would probably not have thought of doing that themselves. (No,It wasn't a blood test for Aids you fucking wankers)

Try sucking your own cock

I hope it's wrong,I asked my missus and she insisted this was the right way.Grammar Nazi cunts

Decs makes more than that down Ber Street..........and it takes his hunger pangs away

Show me and ill give you a professional summary

What a pair of weapons grade cunts these two are,the poncey younger one is now backtracking over a 'lewd' joke he made about the Queen a few years back saying how he very much regrets telling it.Bollocks.You're now so shit scared of the PC brigade ending your career you've regressed into sucking on mummy's tits for comfort.As for the unfunny old man,this cunt needs to succumb very soon to a slow agonising death,preferably taking his cunty little upstart with him Fuck off

One shouts spite,One spouts shite ,repeat

A gilf?

Is it about the right time to say "I'd fuck it"...........oh sorry! wrong thread Fuck right off you cunts

I think Ginger would get it,I know she's fucking annoying but any man that wouldn't line it in that 'It's raining men' video is a poof.The northern monkey has got a decent set of baps but verbally annoying and I wouldn't touch anything that that cunt Beckham had been near.The scouse cunt can fuck off and take Baby cunt with it.Having said all that if they want to reform together on the end of my knob I'd lay back and take one for the team.I'm now off for a saturday afternoon shuffle on the strength of it,laters