Neil

I'll show them a puppy if they come home with me till dawn

What the fuck is this shit about,Is your fucking hovel that small you can't allow 3ft of door to open fully inwards?,.Should be against the law and ripped off its fucking hinges Cunts

Still not as big a cunt as the KLF

Whats the difference between a fox and a dog?.............about 6 pints Fuck right off

Some people are only still alive because its illegal to kill the cunts

Hey Drew,look at the tits on this

37 points today,2 blobs and 3 birdies,still didn't win,life's a bitch eh?

Depends on the body temperature usually

Now SHE could shit on me

And I thought I was the only depraved fucker on here,are you speaking from experience because there's a little too much detail?

I'm sure iv'e nommed these feathered cunts before for their early morning chirping fucking row but im nomming the little cunts for their shitting this time.My fucking car gets splattered by these shit cunts and it goes hard like fucking kryptonite if you don't clean the fucking stuff off straight away.It eats away at the paint if left for any amount of time and for this next time I get a chance to squash one of the little cunts or leave a radiator pattern on their little fucking chirpy heads I'm going to put my foot down and make sure tweety gets fucked to death,cunts

Typical blunt northern cunt,says what he likes,likes what he says.Was a boring cunt as a player,If he was a footballer he'd have been the cunt who took the ball into the corner to waste time....in the 60th minute!.He's right about the knighthood thing though,shouldn't they just have been given the title 'Chief' and given a multi coloured blow pipe and a ceremonial spear?

Did you mean to say "the food was out standing in the sun for hours,covered in flies,they fucking loved it?

They totally wrecked and trashed the town,the repair bill will run to about £57.40

Turns out it was a bunch of dirty pikey cunts,the police have put out a statement that we shouldn't label ALL the travelling community as trouble makers....really?,oh yeah,there was that dead cunt that farmer Martin got,he's the one who's not a cunt

Bob Spunkhouse,now there's an unfunny oily cunt

Someone got punched in a fight,gave him a right 'ol bunch of sixes he did

Punkape,tell us all what the fuck is going on?,you are the resident sausage expert after all

Jesus Bubba,lighten up you miserable Welsh cunt.I realise waking up everyday and having the Merthyr Tydfil skyline as your wallpaper must send you immediately to your syringe but there is a world out there beyond a sheep's hind quarters,failing that ill but you some rope Cunt

They're not freckles on your face Bubba,it's shit splatter after your rent boys Indian the night before Fuck right off

Don't fucking mention teabag to the cunt,Punkers will be tugging away at his acorn all fucking day at the very thought of it You fuckoffee

No not neccessarily but just not whining cliches in my fucking earhole

I posted it once you fucking cunt sticks,it's the software on this cunting site that's fucked,why don't you fuck off 3 times you cunts

Just like a fucking woman,If saying it once is enough the cunts have to keep repeating it. Cunts

Just fuck up,I'm trying to watch the footy reports and then i get interrupted by some cunt screeching a load of bollocks about something they know fuck all about.Sounds like someone scraping thier nails down a blackboard.Fuck off from mens football you caterwalling cunts