Neil

When you've got a prostate the size of a cabbage you quickly learn the art of pissing anywhere and not giving a fuck,probably at the top of the Asinelli tower in Bologna was one of the memorable ones.The idea of having to go down 300 plus steps having just got to the top was not an option so it was on the knees,knob out and aaaaaahhhhhhh,relief.Got a few odd looks but have needs must and all that.

I think it's an advert to prove to the ladies that spunk is bad for your skin

All of them look like they fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

What the fucking fuck!!!!!........I must be getting fussy in my old age but I thought crufts was last fucking week,looks like a bonerless friday for me

Do they race at Brands Snatch?,isn't there a bit of track called something like 'parabollicka'?.....more like 'pair a labia'

I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave previously

Not once but 5-6-7-8 times fuck off

I'd like to step on their fucking heads

Unfortunately the name of a TV programme and not the paperwork from the coroners office.....I know the cunt has been nominated loads but he really,really is a cunt of cuntish proportions shame his cancer was only of his bollocks.

I subscribe to various gig/ticket sites that inform me of upcoming events,today I recieved an email to tell me that due to overwhelming demand an extra date has been added to see...................................................................................................Steps!,yep,fucking Steps.I bet the average IQ of the audience will be well below 50 and the average weight well over 16 stone.a true cuntfest

Anyone that rides a bike deserves to get a puncture...........and Parkinsons two wheeled cunts

Its the only way i can get her to go down on me

especially on a monday morning are cunts

I'd slice you up you fucking James,kick you in the loaf and cut off your orchestras,salt of the earth them cockernees.talking out of ya bottle ya faaaakin' merchant

I've got one,me and 'er indoors enjoy hitching it up,fucking off to a field in the country,far away from town dwelling cunts like you and getting pissed whilst revelling in the great british countryside,if there's a lake nearby so I can go fishing all the fucking better.No telly,no internet,no cunts about.So fuck off you concrete loving cunt

He needs lessons from Tony Martin,don't fuck about with Tony,he ain't aiming for your foot!

What the fuck is this shit?,there's a headline in our local that screams "Steve Mcfadden" aka baldy Mitchell wanker from Eastbenders will be appearing at a nightclub.What the fuck for? to stand around like the bellend that he is?,can he sing?,can he dance?,can he recite the complete works of Shakespeare through his ringpiece?.Worse still what sort of cunt sees this and then thinks,great! cant wait to tell all my friends and then shells out 20 quid for the 'privelage'?.Fuck knows how much the circumsised cock lookalike will be getting for this masterclass of cuntery but i'd gladly chip in to stop the cunt coming anywhere near. Fuck off

Reminded me of one of my old girlfriends......only less batter

Some people are only still alive because its illegal to kill them,if he was british I would hunt the cunt down and hang him upside down by his knackers using those cheap 'gangsta' chains that hang off his scrawny,thick,ginger fucking shoulders."Mans a Cunt innit"

Repeat bollocks to see you,to see you repeat bollocks

I wonder if they'd lezz up for a cinzano & lemonade each?

Oh and load a dishwasher properly(according to Mrs N)

Apart from being able to use a double ended dildo and squirt out a fucking chavvie please fucking tell me what a woman can do that is equal to anything a man can do?,Until then shut the fuck up whining and fucking accept you CANNOT be fucking equal.It's a mans world,fucking deal with it!

fat fingers is a fucking curse when looking on your phone,I'd like to say that if i've ever visited your profile on here its a mistake because I really couldn't give a cunt

These cunts even have their own section in Waterstones store guide boards in their shops,I'd personally direct to them to the basement so they havn't got much further to go when their time is up