Neil

I think the undertakers will soon find out that his name should have been Pete Melts

A freak and a fucking sausage jockey,his tombstone will read: UNWANTED DEAD OR ALIVE at least Bowie will have something to fuck now

The problem was that the poofs were told that the bakers were well known for their soggy bottoms and that was exactly what they were after on their wedding night...Ithangyou

90% and rising,I'm fucking glad I'll be dead soon and can leave the cunts behind. The IQ average is slipping towards the typical Jeremy Kyle guest and I hope he and his cunt victims fuck off and die too

The only friends you have are the bottom of a glass and your carer,please don't shut me out Frank,we may need each other one day. Don't choke on your foie gras

"It's like rain on your wedding day,a free ride when............

I think 'hate' is a bit strong..'pity' maybe

'Whoosh' is one word

Some cunt at channel 4 needs an arse kicking,their pre programme video trailer is of a landslide and people in white overalls picking objects from the slag heap,well done sir you insensitive cunt ox

Children???...they really do blow up so quickly these days

Google her,3/10 at best,maybe a 4 after a night on the Stella,don't get me wrong I wouldn't push her off the end of my knob but she's a long way down the queue for a length

I have never understood those fucking freaks,tits from heaven and a fucking ball bag,how the fuck they exist fucks with my head.so no I wouldn't fuck one from behind or from any aspect.cunts

Just Google marty feldman and super impose a dress instead of trousers,2 ugly fuckers with football eyes,one at home and one away

Not bad Bubba,you made me chuckle instead of reach,keep up the good work you ladies front bottom Fuck off

Aaah ellie that's the one,I'd certainly rosy up her cheeks

Oh fuck,you mean our brains are wired in the same way?.....DOCTOR! DOCTOR!

Bore off Blubba Cunt tuesday

Is this about the right time in this thread to say that I would absolutely fucking smash that little blond with rosy red cheeks over the nearest farm gate?.....no?,well I fucking would anyway

Was he the bog eyed unfunny cunt of the 70's?

A female version of Harry Hill,as funny as cancer of the bollocks..cuntess

Fucking hell Bubba,you are one uptight cunt,just get some old bag to get your rocks off and you'll feel so much better.If your next nom is a corker I promise not to say a fucking word ,I have the feeling though that my response may start with a request for you to start the woodchipper judging by the drivel that has spewed from your spunk filled chops in the past Good evening

Ok fuckstick.........ooops!

I fucking hate these cunts that take my score and flash it under their ultra violet machine to test its not a fake whilst doing fuck all with the persons in front or behind cos their a little old lady or what those cunts deem as a 'nice' person.Just pulled the cunt up on why she tested mine and not others and embarrassed the fuck out of her.Never judge a book by its cover you fucking slag,I only ever pass my fakes at the market.Cunts

Babies with earrings grip my shit,poor little fuckers have no chance in life,should put the little cunts in care and sterelise the parents.Job done

Good nom followed by the usual bollocks,cunts breed cunts.Bubba,stop being a destructive cunt.I cant remember your last decent nom,I'm sure there's been a few so buck your fucking ideas up man.Un hook that ewes rear legs from your wellies and try to get some inspiration from somewhere other than a sheeps hind quarters,soppy cunt