Neil

Within hours of the news breaking of a fatal plane crash these scummy cunts can be found at the destination airport of said plane taking photos of grieving relatives and friends pushing and shoving in the hope that they'll get a really heartbreaking pic of some poor fucker in abject grief just to boost their portfolio of cuntery,send the fuckers up in the air and shoot the cunting plane out of the sky!

That my friend is on the panel of the Football Association and campaigns for more women & blacks in senior positions within the organisation.............quite literally,a woman with balls!

What do you expect from the Beeb when some cunt is making the decision to put Thomas Hitzelsperger on as a MOTD pundit purely based on the fact that he's a sausage jockey in the vain hope of trying to claw back some 'guilt' points amassed by Saville and his cronies,the delightful Heather Rabbatts is their latest 'chosen one' in an attempt to keep things balaced(?) although which category she/he/It comes under I 'ain't got a clue......televisual cunts!

And on that bombshell.......

They can all fuck right off,crocodile tears from 'c' listers who cant wait to get back home to their own 'cribs' full of fuck loads of over priced brand named tat that they could live without but choose to buy to keep up with the joneses and maintain street cred.Two-faced waste of skin cunts who value handbags & watches more than life itself,if you're that fucking concerned about some far off despot ruled shitpit then stay over there and live the fucking dream.Cunts!

Which thick cunt decided it a good idea to bring the virus over here?..genius,lets import a potentially world ending epidemic to our small island and see if we cant spread the cunt around!...just bury the plague ridden cunt in the god forsaken shithole that he got it from.

Cunts

Judging by the speed the tickets sold out there are a lot of 'twats' about,no,I didn't buy the new album but I did listen to it and yes there is an argument that it is a record company screwing the fans yet again but as for dissing the man I don't think you can deny his contribution to music over the last 50 years so easily.So fuck you and now get dressed in your favourite Bros T-shirt and put on your Steps greatest hits CD and take the whole box of anti-depressants that you are so obviously on.

Oh fuck!...I'll just drink another bottle of red and await the abuse....cunts all of 'em

I thought ticket touting was illegal,how come these cunts can miraculously have loads of Dave Gilmour tickets available at £160-£250 just an hour after they were available online at 70 quid!,€47 for Verona and Florence where I wanted to go and now five times that on their UK site. I fucking hate these parasitic cunts and hope they fucking get Ebola the fucking cunts!

Blame the doctors,can't wait to pin a label on some self pitying cunt and bleed yet more resources from our health and benefit system lazy cunts just look for an excuse not to have to join the real world,if I was a doctor I'd prescribe a large dose of 'man the fuck up'.....and a length of rope

These cunts don't even know they've been born,claiming they've got adhd or whatever bollocks they call it,"boo hoo,I'm bi-polar" fuck off you cunts! I've just watched a programme about germany invading Russia,take a look at what people had to endure you fucking 'silver spoon' cunts."ooh I'm so depressed,there's no future blah blah blah".. Only things you have to worry about is how your gonna fund your next weed purchase,your depressed cos your neighbours got a bigger telly than you,fuck off and top yourself and do us all a favour,depressing cunts!

She'd have been gutted if it was me,the oncology nurse a few years back took care of 'ol lefty,what the fuck would she do with one?.It'd look pretty stupid as an earring,I suppose it would have ended up in a jar with the other fucker!

Not the first time the slut has been on her back surrounded by a load of black men,dirty fucking bitch....I'd still lend the crusty 'ol bint one though

Have you been in a coma for 16 years you daft cunt? I hear Mafeking's been relieved

Some cunt kept off a train by some cunts in a country full of cunts,couldn't give a cunt personally

Has there ever been a bigger dog turd of a programme?,fronted by 2 inane fuckwits,one a northern monkey so bland he makes Andy Murray sound interesting,that cackling Welsh bint can fuck right off too,pair of cunts

......and what do you feed your pet snake on ?

Jaywick Sands??... More like fucking Beirut, full of fat cunts with dog ends for teeth,that cunt who's got a house full of fuckwit kids and a bigger fuckwit boyfriend,£2400 quid a month this cunt gets from the government,that's yours and my taxes that she's spunking every month on pet fucking snakes,the obligatory chav 'must have' staffy terrier and plasma screens bigger than a fucking car.these cunts should not be allowed anywhere near money, give em food vouchers and take their fucking animals away from them so they spend their money on soap or shampoo which would be more suitable for the fat,stinking brainless cunts!,every one of the oxygen thief cunts have got a fag in one hand and a fucking tinny in the other all paid for by me and you.All the cunts are obese on maccy fucking dees cos they're too fucking lazy to cook a decent meal for them and their little chavvy leeches that themselves one day will follow in the footsteps of cunts that are only still alive cos it's illegal to kill them.Any cunt who has no intention of contributing to this country by working and paying taxes should be fucking sterilised until they prove that they can be responsible enough to pay and look after anything that they may produce when shagging a like minded fuckwit scrounging cunt.the best part of all of em ran down their mothers arse crack and I for one would gladly direct ISIS to Jaywick to exterminate as many western infidels as they like.

Hate the twitchy dodgy cunt with a passion,Fuck off Redknapp as far as you can go,and when you get there fuck off a little further,and when you get there ,fuck off some more....Oh by the way,I'd fuck your daughter in-law right in the rusty sherrifs badge,cunt

I'll get my missus to PM you,I dont know her secret but hers is coming on a fucking treat!

I fucking hate these uneducated cunts,usually some fuckwit thats trying to sound intelligent but has the brain cells of a Jeremy Kyle audience...Its NOT somethink or anythink you dumb cunt,just all fuck off and die you shit for brains cunts!