cuntspotter

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I looked it up and I was pretty close with my flippant assumption. Basically a bunch of cunts who think they can control and manipulate their own evolutionary development within their own lifetime and become something else because they’re not happy with what they are.

 A polite term for being ‘species dysmorphic’. Like those fucking idiots that want to cut off their limbs and have their arses wiped for them. Only these cunts have watched too many Borg episodes of Star Trek.

Too much fucking time on their hands coupled with the modern day propensity for confusing fantasy with reality.

I blame Prince Philip.

On 28/08/2023 at 20:11, Hammer of Cunts said:

Anyone tried an Austin Gypsy?

I bought one for £250 and had it for 10 years.

On 22/02/2022 at 21:52, Goober said:

The whole world is going mad. 

Putin is engaging in dangerous Khrushchev type brinksmanship that risks tipping the world into a shit storm and the response is somewhat ineffectual to say the least. 

The reaction of the world's 5th largest economy to this overt aggression is to announce sanctions against a small number of Russian banks and a few Russian oligarchs, the latter of which were sanctioned an age ago by the US, meaning they already have all their cash hidden where it's untouchable.

Russia quakes in its boots. Not. 

Meanwhile, Germany announces that Nordstream 2 won't receive its permits, for now. The result - gas prices leap 8%, thereby massively swelling the coffers of the world's second largest gas producer and the bank balances of Putin's chums and government colleagues. 

Russia says thanks very much and laughs when German pensioners freeze to death next winter. 

Everyone becomes poorer via stock markets reacting badly, wiping billions off the values of pension funds. The average Russian is driven further into poverty as a result of the devaluing rouble, but they still support this dictator because of their ingrained nationalism and the misinformation they are spoon fed daily. 

All this aggro over a frigid, partly irradiated shit hole that no one really gives fuck about. The worst part is that this was all entirely predicatable because the whole world just rolled over when Crimea was annexed, thereby emboldening the aggressor. 

As a avid student of history and a master of double standards, expect to soon see Boris agree to handover the entire Luhansk and Donetsk regions to Russia in exchange for de-escalation whilst reaffirming the absolute sanctity of Ukrainian sovereignty and self determination with some added waffle about 'peace in our time'. 

How soon were you thinking?

My guess is that he knew he was a dead man walking.

Billy Bragg……tedious preachy cunt. Although I did like “it says here”.

21 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

The magazine you get with a subscription to The Corner, despatched monthly from a Caravan parked illegally on the M4 near Newport, is designed to be left unopened, and if you do, only the letters page is worth reading. 

I’ve been moved on…… I’m in a lay-by near Raglan atm.

On 10/08/2023 at 17:56, Frank said:

 

https://ibb.co/c1FLxZm

 

But not that one.

On 10/08/2023 at 17:05, Eric Cuntman said:

I think you may have watched the Barbary Coast flashback scene in ‘Airplane’ too many times. 
 It was a shithole the last time I looked. Ask @cuntspotter about it. I think he played a gig there decades ago. For the Ivy Benson band no less.

I was that soldier

On 22/07/2023 at 17:17, peglegtwo said:

All the known victims were prostitutes however PC USA tv news is calling them "sex workers" .

Everyone needs a job.

3 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Spot, you old bastard, I thought that you'd joined RickFuckingB in the great moderators hut in the sky.

Did you know that Applescruff is back?

Good lord …that’s like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt!!!!

On 27/06/2023 at 01:54, camberwell gypsy said:

Saw Blondie back in '79 at De Montford Hall. She was utter pants. 

Agreed….tuneless bint, frantic, tinny band with a drummer who couldn’t keep time

On 30/06/2023 at 13:08, Last Cunt Standing said:

Build your own reply; Student Nurses, Weekly Mess Parties, Hospital Accommodation, Subsidised Alcohol, 1980’s, 36 hours without sleep, the conditioning effect of exposure to death and misery, easy access to broad spectrum antibiotics and emergency contraception. 

Christ knows where we found the energy. 

I was there….

Agreed…this is much ado about nothing.

I’m everywhere and nowhere baby….. that’s where I’m at…

2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Wouldn't Dartmoor be safer?

I once lived in a hole in the ground on Dartmoor for a week in winter. 

5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I hadn’t mentioned Roops. Go have a lie down and listen to some pan pipe music. You poor old sod.

I’m thinking of moving to Norfolk

21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You must have a stockpile then. You’ve said the square root of fuck all for 6 months.

11 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Meanwhile your crusty-cracked oppo has been stomping around the site banning every cunt whenever her HRT gel runs out. Speak up man.

She putty in your hands man. Stop worrying

21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You must have a stockpile then. You’ve said the square root of fuck all for 6 months.

Indeed

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Asperger’s?

Sometimes…… the best things are left unsaid.

On 06/02/2023 at 00:47, Frank said:

You’ve still got it Frank. 

On 14/01/2023 at 17:12, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I voted Brexit and would do the same again without hesitation, the EU mafia (who have never been audited) are a dying union that was never going to succeed anyways because of disparities between its members. The EU morphed into a vile Union with designs on stripping it's members of any self governance, whilst hiding behind freedom of movement and the convenience of using the shitty Euro. They, their Euro and @PANZER MURPHY can all go go fuck themselves... a northern (richer nations) and southern/other (poorer nations) union could have possibly worked but the power mad bastards want everyone under their control. Some of the rhetoric from the remain bastards was truly sad, pathetic and disgusting... Appearing to be grateful for getting back less than half of what we put in. The fact that we've had and totally overreacted to a pandemic, and a desperate EU making things difficult meant Brexit was never going to be an instant success and the global energy prices have been a factor, but the UK will be better off long term and I look forward to us doing a lot more business with our old friends in the commonwealth. Fuck Europe  and fuck the EU. 

…..and fuck us too.

I’m not sure anyone really cares. Its America after all. The land where high schools provide target practice for the deranged.

I’ve never heard of her.

On 18/05/2021 at 22:01, Eric Cuntman said:

PHWOOOOAAAAR! 😍

I would