cuntspotter

Depressingly familiar fare….. inviting us to sneer at the hapless, downtrodden and unwashed.

Is this useless fucking drone dead yet?

On 16/08/2021 at 02:13, PANZER MURPHY said:

All those service people minus arms n legs an those that died for nothing ...good enough for yiz ..stoopid fuks lickin American arse.

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

Good enough for who? Them? Or……. What?

On 15/08/2021 at 17:59, ProfB said:

They tasted terrible, worse than dog shit - never again. I gobbled two & binned 4.

Love Prof B xxx

If I bought food, I’d try and eat it too…. I’ve eaten some rubbish sausages too.

22 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Fuck off Frank. You are the typical boring cunt who sits in the corner of a drab boozer, nursing a pint of light and bitter, regaling poor bastards who happen to venture into your space with bullshit stories of your make believe yacht "Yes it's in Monaco at the moment, being used by my good friend Hamilton". "I remember the time in Marrakech, there was me, Bono and Sting, fucking our way through the Bangles". "See these shoes: George Clooney gave me these. In LA". 

You sad fucking wanker Frank.

2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Much handwringing across the collective Capitals of the Western World today, as the Barbarians bray loudly on the gates of Kabul and every photojournalist trains his lens at the roof of the US Embassy for a shot at immortality. Lazy columnists and armchair generals are all over the News Channels bemoaning the blood and treasure expended in a seemingly futile cause over 20 years. Images of Taliban cruising the streets waving their newly acquired US equipment in the air are doing nothing for Uncle Joe’s blood pressure. 

It’s undeniably a cunt that it’s all going to end in a bloodbath while the Allies watch on feeling like they’ve fallen for the military version of three card Monty. However, given in recent times the Brits, Russians and Yanks have all had a go at taming these weirdos and have all failed miserably, perhaps the next chapter is some CIA-contrived incident along the tiny China-Afghan border and the PLA will be let off the leash to go totally fucking postal. Here’s hoping. 

Are they in Kabul yet? The fuckers are certainly in Pontypool. I saw a bloke with one of those straggly head wraps and a long fucking  beard. It strikes me that the taliban are simply the Afghan army in plain clothes.

3 hours ago, Roadkill said:

There was a yank incel a few years ago - the first little virgin to get violent about it really - went by the name of Elliot Rogers. He was relatively wealthy and in decent shape, but what a lot of these cunts won't say is that they're often extremely picky with women.

Elliot wanted a blond haired, blue eyed supermodel type - he wasn't interested in anything less and he threw a wobbler and killed cunts when he couldn't get it.

Any cunt can get a shag, but these cunts set the bar so high that they only want a specific type of woman. It's like me refusing to shag slow, fat mackem lasses because Jeri Ryan isn't an option.

I know a bloke in the local pub called Jerry Ryan he's a bit fuckin nails , he certainly isn't "that kind " of option.

Alex Scott? I’ve never fucking heard of him.

12 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Shit on the Pope?

Yeah, that type of thing.

10 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

We already know where your bar is set, and it's not very high.

 

Yeah well… ya know, when in Rome?

14 hours ago, King Billy said:

I was thinking of doing a Stephen Hawking nom, but on reflection I’ve decided not to be lazy, so I’m thinking Tanni Grey-Thompson or Rosie Jones. Which would you advise, if either?

Off ya go….. let’s see what you can do?  BTW…. Rosie Jones, disability and gay. How interesting in that? …. Not very, in my opinion.

4 hours ago, Roadkill said:

I'm not others. There's only one Roadkill and you should all be grateful for that fact.

Yeah… right.

Ok. So … who can really get worked up about this “startling revelation”…. You? No. I personally can’t raise a glimmer of interest about this  so called “devastating “ and disproportionate cull of Scotland’s underbelly class. It’s a fucking good job that we're not looking at their deaths from alcohol abuse, innit?

24 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

To be fair, in my brief snippet about her, I didn't mention her race or gender at all - aside from necessary pronouns - but she's also one of the first to pull the race card whenever it suits her, despite being a privileged cunt, and often as a blatant smokescreen to her crippling ineptness as both a parent and an MP, and I think that's why others do tend to call her out on it so much. Sort of like a certain twat of an F1 driver. 

I get the fact that there's a certain line, but it can get pretty hard to define on here sometimes. Let's be honest - @Mrs Roops does the majority of the moderation on here - so people have got used to long winded, gloating explanations as to why certain noms or punters have been fucked off.

This is true , I was  in fact referring to the bulk of the commentary that passed previously on this individual from others.

20 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I'm not going to get pissy over it like I may have done three or four years ago, I don't feel a need to have my words immortalised in stone.

If you choose to delete any nomination or post that I make then so be it, you're a moderator and I'm not, and it's entirely up to your discretion. I don't necessarily disagree with some of what you say, but all I'll add to it is that far more inflammatory and derogatory nominations have been allowed to stand or have been shuffled off to The Open Corner. You may think that's my personal opinion, but I guarantee I could give you more than half a dozen examples, that if you were honest with yourself, you'd agree with me on. 

 

I don’t disagree and I’m sure that such examples are readily identifiable. I don’t get to see ‘em all and that is about the amount of time that I have available to scan content. Having said that, it seems to me that the standard CC punter knows where THAT  line is and if they choose to throw themselves over it then there is a likelihood that the post or thread might get pulled. I don’t get too lathered up about all this… it’s  part of the cut and thrust. But, I do regard it as lazy cunting.

59 minutes ago, Goober said:

Two fat cunts, 88.

Yes, it was a bit like that…. ( six and four , clickety…oh fuck….fuck!)

9 hours ago, Roadkill said:

The cunt's a fucking member of the House of Lords. A politician and servant to the electorate.

I demand my right to make fun out of his funny looking head. We can call Boris Johnson a fat blonde cunt, Dianne Abbott a fucking retard with a druggy son who can't count without using her sausage like fingers, Tony Blair a rat faced little war criminal cunt - the absolute lot of the scumbags exactly what they fucking are - but this little fucking hobgoblin looking afterbirth gets the soft treatment?

 

Work harder. A cunt is a cunt because they are a cunt. Not because they have a pretty fucking obvious disability. Completely agree with the House of Lords / Tory Schtick but unfortunately the entire focus above was brought to bear on his disability. That’s lazy. I feel the same way about lazy cunting where race, gender and religion are concerned too. Ms Abbott, in my view, is an absolute pudend for a dozen extremely valid reasons, none of which involve her race or gender yet that seems to be the entire focus of the commentary about her here. That’s another example of lazy cunting too.

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Google Lord Shinkwin and you'll get the jist.

Good.. so you know then?

Lenny Bruce…. The daddy of all modern comedians.

On 14/04/2019 at 17:24, camberwell gypsy said:

I had to speak at a Tourette's sufferers conference. We had a minutes silence for the chairman who died. You haven't heard anything so fucking funny in your life.🤣

I once knew a bingo caller with Tourette’s.

3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Did you just say "cool", daddy-o?

I’m hip to this groove….(nice)

8 minutes ago, White Cunt said:

That may be arguable, LC. Thought I am shitting myself over the wet bulb effect here in the UK, with or without mass starvation, odds for survival in Australia look equally (if not more) unpleasant.

Only time will tell, but picking the place to live out our lives, from the point of view of personal preference, will become obsolete in the very near future.

(I’m just shitting myself….)

45 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Tell me more about my “noticeable desire to still be here” or my “obvious regrets of relocating to Australia”, as I’m not sure what you’re referring to. As lovely as it might be to stroll into my old local for a pint, or pop along to Trent Bridge on an August day, all things considered I’m in a much better place. 

At least these days it’s generally accepted I am in Western Australia, it is not too long ago that you and your acolytes mobilised that fearsome intellect to suggest I was in some bedsit in Croydon. Projection, if ever there was such a thing. Still, progress is progress. Congratulations on your growth. 

……… (what’s wrong with a bedsit in Croydon?….. or Rhyl? ….or New Tredegar?)

12 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Simone Biles. Is she:

(a) An exemplar of mental wellness, as claimed by the world's media; or

(b) A spineless cunt who let her team and her country down?

I’m not rending my garments over this.

15 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

That would have been funnier if you'd gone with Schrödinger's twat, but the moment has probably gone now.

Timing is everything.