Witheredscrote

Yes indeed, R.I.P. MikeD. Last seen by an oil rig platform worker bobbing by on a homemade raft made of white lightning plastic bottles, cuddling his beloved joke book, and shouting 'one liners' at dolphins.

Being a soppy cunt comes naturally to you doesn't it

Yes I looked at the coverage yesterday. I repeat Jiggers, these cunts will 'walk'

At least there is a half hearted effort by the French at the moment. You leave and there will be no effort at all to stop them. The authorities at the French ports will be herding them on with electric cattle prods, and a vive to that.

So the poor old British taxpayer is funding yet another fucking useless enquiry into the collapse of BHS. 11,000 jobs lost. Looking at the two principal cunts in this crime, Slur Philip Green and Dominic Chappell makes for a severe case of the shits. What a couple of sleazy greedy cunts. What's the betting they will walk away from this richer, but they have had to endure a hard grilling from the committee. Load of arse. Any suggestions about meting out REAL punishment for these two. Lots of vivid imagination and gore please, I need a wank and it helps.

Thanks, I didn't think of that. I thought it was him who had a thing for dead hookers

Good little tractor that, if it has got a mini back hoe fitted it is perfect for burying rent boys in your back garden.

I've got a big, slow tractor complete with a muck spreader. lol lol

I would use her shit as toothpaste and gargle with her piss. There again I am half French. My English half is repulsed but would come second

Its Broke Back Mountain coffee you fucking faggot. On offer at Tesco, half the price of Waitrose. lol lol

You would turn them into ice lollies you gay bungalow dwelling cunt

Well done Ding, the old ones are the best. I knew you wouldn't let me down you Northern cunt

Fuck off Frank, they are shorter than your fucking videos, That enough.

Come on Ding, and quickly, put up the arse spraying fizzy gravy. What is this cunt on ?

No, No, MikeD made a far worse one, but I still miss him R.I.P MikeD

This remark is pointless, just like your life. End it.

Stay there, we don't want you.

You soppy golf playing cunt

Gypps me old luvva, that woz North France, full of northern cunts. I am in S.W. France full of southern cunts. Fancy a goose ?

Traffic jams and rain, how tiresome. Gladly I don't have to contend with either, living here as I do. Vivre

Yes, with a wig floating in it. What a cunt he really is

In fact I haven't touched the place since you left after your mini break on your way south. So you know what state the place is in you filthy cunt. The last straw was the tip you left Emelie the cleaning girl. A fucking McDonalds voucher for a free McFlurry indeed.

Admin, let ProfB in for fucks sake will you. It is our only hope of getting this cunt to stop.

I suggest you try English lessons you soppy cunt

You cunt, you didn't mention geese