Witheredscrote

You will be doing well to get to 6.00pm. Cunt

Opened the windows wide , Ace Of Spades playing on a loop full blast. Boulanger just delivered the bread , gone away shaking his head. Lemmy still shocking them.

Frank IS a tiny cock

Most of them from north of Watford , 88" chest , 44" neck and 4" head. Stupid thick cunts.

I fear that if the duel takes the form of Tripe and Black Pudding Eating at dawn you will lose Deccs.

Sorry , didn't get the last bit , did you press send ?

I don't know about that Manky. For years my missus has donated / sponsored many things. African kids , horses ,dogs and cats etc. Why not start a Northerner befriending site.

For fucks sake Edders , what burden ?, get a grip. How long does it take to write 'FUCK OFF CUNT' and press send.

what , like Frank ?

What a cunt 'canned laughter ' is. Two programmes last night were full of the shit, David Jason's crap about a bunch of thick northern cunts which would have actually made me laugh if his shop was flooded. Then there was Nan Tate , good wholesome southern entertainment totally ruined by the same shit , plus a big headed dwarf trying to remember his lines. Next thing will be that cunt Quincy cocksucker adding the shit to his poor ,padded out, offerings to encourage us to see them as funny.

What are the sores George Dors ?

That's fuck all , my cousins mate knows a girl down the local who was shagged by Barry Scott. Apparently afterwards he sprayed her gusset with Cilit Bang and shouted 'one squirt and the grime is gone'

Well Scotty you asked for it , Diana Dors would have wrecked you. Now for some blatant name-dropping. My uncle was Diana's gardener in West Sussex , and at the age of 7 I fell in her garden pond. Diana dragged me out and gave me a hot bath. Very nice lady , I've met her , Big !!

Don't be downhearted Swarm. Apparently she has a one in three chance of having a fatal asthma attack. Not bad odds

Fucking hell indeed Mike. Surely you've done a typo. It should read DAMN Barbara Windsor. Pair of wrinkled tits with asthma. Cunt

Must be an idiot if he's related to you cunt.

Problem with your farmers . Try soaking them in bleach . Adopt caution though , hold your slack scrotum out of harms way. Bon courage.

Asda are doing Brobat bleach today @ 80% off. get down there Eddie and get 100 bottles.

sorry swarm ,these two lowest forms of pond life know no passion. They need stamping on pdq like one would a cockroach. Talking of cockroaches , where's Frank.

Agreed. What a couple of cunts these 2 young shit stabbers are. It seems the more they write the less they have to say. There are plenty of rooms to let in Damascus. Have a Happy New Year Manky and keep your chain well oiled.

So in summary Spotters , you give your grandson a very cheap knitted toy thus saving yourself money to buy loads of beer. Christmas cheer , my arse. Selfish cunt.

Rebel doing the BT Infinity ads. Fucking hell , what a sad sack of thick shit she is. If she could actually do the splits her minge-piece would stick to the studio floor like a sink plunger on glass. It would take 3 paddies and a jack hammer to get her up. Fat cunt.

don't be a cunt Baws , Tiny lives on a small planet millions of miles from earth. There she gives copious blowjobs to Major Clanger who is a notorious peado. Pay attention you prick

Carbonated drink , whats that . Is it anything like champagne . I had some trouble with a Krug 2000 Clos du Mesnil this morning. Now that was a cunt.

I thought 'The Clangers' were good this morning. The Iron Chicken is my favourite character but I must admit the Soup Dragon is a flid.