Witheredscrote

31 minutes ago, Manky said:

We don't refer to Ramadan as " Happy goat shagging" do we?

I do

14 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Thanks hippo, though you are a fat cunt of the vilest dye: I salute you.

Go on Gypps , hex the cunt , you know you have the powers

37 minutes ago, MikeD said:

The father of Alan Kurdi, the boy washed up on the beach will supposedly deliver this years alternative message.

So that would be the(alleged)people trafficker who's son's death was exploited with an(alleged)staged photograph in a cynical ploy to ensure maximum sympathy for immigrants.

That's okay then.

Fuck off lawyers, I said alleged. 

 

 

Surely this should read ' Alternative Mid Winter Break Message '.

2 hours ago, Eddie said:

Jesus wept , you're babbling on and on like a deranged fucking crack head. You have even seen off bill stickers with your massive output of utter fucking shit. Put the pipe down and neck a few valium, and then neck the rest of the bottle.

Be fair Eddie , he probably has too much time on his hands , it is a general failing in most 'secure mental health units'.  I feel the lad is turning the corner , he had a pop at me and

didn't say bleach once.  With QC I am reminded of the old proverb ' The sun is always brightest before it sets '. We live in hope.

4 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

What is it with R&D fellows nowadays? Who the fuck dreams up all of this electric shit that nobody needs nor wants? 

Only lazy, pig ignorant cunts feel the need for an electric pepper grinder or corkscrew. I remember when all of this inane bollox received the brand name of Ronco or K-Tel to help you identify the tat on the high street. Now every cunt is at it.

What a pathetic pre chistmas nom. Absolutely pointless. If I knew where you lived I would call round and macerate your eyeballs with my new Ronco rechargeable hand held blender.

Warning of air pollution in the U.K. Is this Allah's way of helping his camel shagging ragheads feel at home ?. I hope 99% of it falls on Norwich.

3 hours ago, scotty said:

Was this cunt in oceans 11?

No , that was another cunt

7 minutes ago, deebom said:

I have one on Thursday. Because the company I work for has more money than most countries, their parties are impressive. Last years was at some swanky London hotel, with some fella called Tiny Temper providing muzac. Plus it's packed to the fucking rafters with fit, well paid wimminz. I'll report back on Friday.

Hope you break your legs on the dance floor you smug cunt

Anyway what is this bollocks about Iceland bananas. Can they grow them there ?.  Now Guadeloupe bananas are really good (atm)

2 hours ago, DingTheDoggie!! said:

 

You were eating.... were

 

True Story :

 

I read it 3 hours after he posted , that made it present tense you fucking smart arse cunt. True story ? , bollocks .

8 minutes ago, Gurt said:

Glad it wasn't a picture of her prawn ring.

 

You filthy dirty cunt , I'm eating here.

21 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said:

Do it, let it go, you know you need to!

Well Noakesy this Spotto is a bit of a lightweight , farts indeed. I on the other hand openly admitted on this forum that I soiled in a grand manner. That is called class.

Well I am overcome with emulsion. Thank you Ball_Suckers , I have never achieved a score of 100 % in my life.

5 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

This nom is a gas.

Yes and it rather complements all the shit written on this site don't you think ?

Well if it starts to turn liquid I suggest you take 4 tablespoons of Bisto granules. It won't settle your guts but it will thicken it up a bit. Bon chance

4 minutes ago, scotty said:

The headphones would be cheaper. 

Are you talking from experience. So you get your missus to wear them in the sitting room whilst you pork her sister in the kitchen . Am I getting close Scottie ?

And another BBC cunt. Standing in Paris 10 minutes ago and referring to national buildings lit up in Red White & Blue. No you ignorant ,overpaid , over here cunt its Blue White & Red  .  I don't really give a fuck about flags , just under-educated chancers like this cunt being paid by the fucking BBcuntingC.

15 hours ago, neil298 said:

So rather than a poppy in their lapel do they have a half a squashed blood orange on show?

you filthy dirty cunt , I'm eating here .

1 hour ago, nobgobbler said:

I wish they'd cancel the channel fucking tunnel. 

Oooh so do I. It would slow down all you cunts from coming over here and  talking LOUDLY.

10 hours ago, scotty said:

A perfect summary of the french psyche, wc. I'm sure our resident francophile witheredscrote will confirm. 

Well seeing that my mother was French I am always torn. My Englishness says wash my genitalia , my Frenchness says why not wait till after Christmas. As for shagging my neighbour , yes I am guilty. If you met her you would shag her if your English beer soaked flaccid dicks would let you. A jolly vive to you.

6 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

Yeah - AFTERWARDS they do

What a pointless remark . Do you want them to shoot people BEFORE an incident just in case they might be armed terrorists. That seems to be very 'British police - v - Negro in a car to me. You stupid cunt.

5 hours ago, scotty said:

I'm a peaceful man colonel,

No you are not. Any man who wanks at the dining table is not at peace. Get a grip you cunt.

On ‎11‎/‎11‎/‎2015‎ ‎14‎:‎06‎:‎24, camberwell gypsy said:

Edenbridge, Kent. Its not a new town but I hate the fucking place.

Yeh , fucking Edenbridge , full of Gorgers who would skin a turd for a penny.

On 12/11/2015 at 09:36, scotty said:

Why would anyone know, or want to know where Belgium is?

Well Scottie , its very important if you are into lace making and peadophilia.

Suggestions please ?. Fucking hell Gurt you really left yourself wide open to abuse there. Thank God for the new look forum otherwise you would be in for a lot of abuse. Oh fuck it , I suggest you go and die slowly in a sewer anyway. Have a very good afternoon   xxxx