Witheredscrote

12 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

 

I've noticed you pair cunts topping the leaderboard lately... which has clearly gone to your stupid heads, hasn't it? A failed musician Hermaphrodite and a failed half dead French 'Racing Driver' strutting round like own the fucking gaff... No, it's not on. 

Considering you both eat the sweetcorns out each others shit, it would be no shock to discover the pair of you manipulating the leaderboard, if I could be bothered to check. 

Give it a fucking rest and fuck off.

@Frank,  OCR has a good point. I'm out.

3 minutes ago, Frank said:

I don’t know how on earth you’ve managed to garner 35 likes in the past few days. I won’t question it. Besides, consistency is key and only the monthly LB figures are relevant. 

1 minute ago, Eddie said:

I’ve got loads on ‘the doc’ Roops has filled me in….

he attends his therapy dressed as the queen mum waving little plastic union jack flags but only speaks in an Australian accent, his personal hygiene leaves a lot to be desired. 

Thank you for that Ed. If the info came via Roops it must be true.  I can only assume that Doc is really getting into the roll, as many years ago I had tea with 'Old Mumsie' (as we knew her at Balmoral), and she smelt of herrings.

7 minutes ago, Frank said:

Regardless of what or who he is, he’ll do well to stay in my good graces. I’ll tell you exactly what’s happening here, Ed. Buckle in. 

You might recall that poor Kate’s hospital notes were the subject of an attempted royal data breach back in January. Allegedly, unsavoury staff at The London Clinic published her medical records on the dark web. LCS, a retired, redundant, and homesick expat, peruses these sordid sites on a daily basis. He then relays the shit to all seven of us, as if he’s on the cusp of securing a groundbreaking exclusive. 

The man is undeniably a tool. If, god forbid, it transpires the princess is no longer with us, or her entire being is made up of semen from a thousand black sailors cocks, not a single sensible soul would care in the slightest.

Have you finished?

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Sadia wall mounted water heaters. A big white cylinder with a swivelling chromed spout and a Bakelite tap on the front. 
 The landing toilet was a ‘Dauntless Rubberline’. A fucking great black rubber cistern mounted on iron brackets near the ceiling. I miss that sort of luxury.

Living in Essex, I bet you fucking do.

2 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

 

The landlord was a Pakistani who wouldn't allow anyone to eat curry in the house as he hated the smell.

He was being tactful, and liked curry, but couldn't stand the smell of your shit next morning.

1 hour ago, Eddie said:

Did bill stickers live next door? 

@Eddie,I wouldn't think so, as Eric said it was a bedsit. We all know that Bill had his own front door. The little weasel told us enough times.

11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

When I was 18 and moved into my first shithole, a bedsit, it had one big official meter downstairs and all the rooms had little 50p meters that the landlord emptied. Although the coin boxes all had the same key and one of the tenants had a copy. Put the 50p in the slot, catch it and put it back through. I didn’t feel guilty. The landlord was a Welsh Jew.

Bubba's dad?

8 minutes ago, Frank said:

You appear somewhat alarmed, Withers. I don’t mean anything by it.. I’m just lonely. 

@Eddie, get your black nose out of Roops shuck, and sort this out now. I appreciate you are on holiday, but I've had enough.

40 minutes ago, Frank said:

Neil, you’re not gonna like this, but I’m about to come after you like never before.

Last week a certain educated, pink chino and linen blazer-wearing, articulate, and far overseas fellow member turned on me, willy-nilly. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t dumbfounded. I don’t believe I have the nous to take him on, so I’ve decided to take it out on you. 

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You misspelled ‘typically’.

Eddie's grammatical illiteracy is the least of his problems. I am deciding what to do with the photos I have.

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Needed a break. 

neck?

54 minutes ago, cuntspotter said:

Still managing to cheat death… day by day.

You lucky, lucky bastard. Oh what I wouldn't give to cheat death day by day.

2 hours ago, Eddie said:

I thought it was a man! 

Why are you saying that @Eddie, I've been trawling through all my old Polariods, and that is definitely a rear shot of your missus. Trust me, I should know.

2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

His skin is black, his soul is white, his arsehole is bright orange. 

If his arse is bright orange, I just hope he gets raped by crazed baboon.

27 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

Pull "his/her" knickers down first if she is post op give her what she wants .. if you are a superstud she might even give you £20

And if 'it' is now the superstud, Eddie will be getting 20lb of cock. 

9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2024/apr/20/not-just-mums-who-go-to-iceland-supermarket-drops-slogan-to-be-more-inclusive

I believe this sums up where society is fast moving. Now, I don't shop at Iceland, as I'm not a fat, tight leggings wearing, multi ethnic child bearing, single mum, but this is just another mind boggling fucking decision made by some white, middle class lefty.

As an aside, we know that in cricket, we aren't allowed to say "batsman" anymore, but I found out that another cricketing term "night watchman" has been outlawed. It's now "Night watcher". What the fuck is a night watcher?

 

Look out of your bedroom window tonight, I will be in your garden, tongue out, and wanking furiously.

Leave the curtains open s.v.p.

1 minute ago, Ape™️ said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It’s official - there has never been a more verbose, illiterate and generally fucking stupid cunt than you in the history of CC.

@Ape™️, he is that bad, I am missing Eric Wikicuntman.

30 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

I can forgive you for being a totally thick fucking twat whose Harvey Wall's bangers clout your keypad relentlessly before his little brain has engaged, but I can't offer the same praise for being the most unfunny bellend we've seen for years, other than @Cunty BigBollox. 

Please leave CB out of this. He is in a class of his own.

5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

One of them was a 7-year old girl, you heartless cunt. 

You wouldn't be so cavalier if you'd seen the grief I got back in 2016 over Alan Kurdi. I got a fucking "Warning Point" for that one!

Ah, the good old days of blatant board manipulation, mass unwarranted nonce accusations, and regular outbreaks of mouth shitting. 

4 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

I didn't realise your a professor of filth when it comes to the French Language.Maybe you could at least try to educate me .vous et un grand con.Start with that .

you're 

Fucking mong.

5 hours ago, Eddie said:

Withers you French worm, I’m staying at the slate in Phucket, roops isn’t taking to me, the swimming pools are too warm and I battled 12 hours in economy to get here. I think this is the end for me, goodbye old friend. 

Best news I've had all day.  

Fuck off.

2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Reported. 

I despair, you touchy cunt.

43 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I was watching some BBC coverage live from a shitty beach in Calais showing  about 40 swarthy cunts getting in a dinghy and heading out to sea while about a dozen Froggy police just stood their smoking a Gitanes and shrugging their shoulders. We're paying the wages of these lazy cunts, what have you got to say for yourself @Witheredscrote

You know the answer to that, you thick cunt.  It's costing me nothing.  

27 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Oh, you're back, unfortunately. I thought (and hoped) you were dead or killed yourself. Whatever time you've had away has not improved your output has it? Spend it on a bomb and get rid of Putin and the Kremlin? Thanks for stating the obvious but I doubt even the US could pull that off, so it'll likely never happen. While it's nice to see you actually comment on the subject, as opposed to @ing Wolfie, DC, Decs and myself in nearly all of your comments with utterly shite insults, it's reminded me of how awful a contributor you really are. 

You're a thick cunt, with no humour whatsoever and are clearly only hanging around like a bad smell (Shit, lol) because you know everyone (apart from Pen) wants you dead. 

Do yourself a favour and fuck off. 

Lighten up.