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2 hours ago, bill_stickers said:
Do you sell oranges by the side of the autoroute?
No , but tomorrow I start selling bricks in the fond hope that Frank drives by again
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9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:
Ever noticed that every poxy Christmas ad has snow in it? As far as I remember the last time it snowed on Xmas day in this country was about 1970 and I should know, I slipped over in it and fucked my new dress up and hurt my knee. Mummy had the right hump. Anyway, why are the ad people so fucking obsessed with snow?
You were lucky ,it was real snow then. Did you know that the ad people use the detritus from Frank's groin area to create the snow scenes
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9 hours ago, cuntspotter said:
I think I'll go into hiding .... Or hibernation.
PLEASE !
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10 hours ago, Frank. said:
I've had a long drive today, decs. Marseille to Burgundy.. 500km. They've closed the restaurant and I'm in the bar listening to a couple of old English cunts talking grapes.
Well you must have driven right by me Frank. Next time you are in my area just keep driving by ..PLEASE
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Precisely. New intake is now virtually nil and lately new punters have come and gone within one or two posts.
No you have got it wrong trust me...
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I've tried running his post through Google translate on its "incredibly thick and ignorant northern bastard" to English setting, but so far all I'm getting is more indecipherable bollocks.
Try Russian , they REALLY know about drugs.
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What a fucking disgrace.
Yes you are Ball_Suckers. Up your game you waste of air
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Like every other decision made on here, it will be decided in the usual capricious way, and will depend on who's commenting and who's moderating. Like Bill has said before, there is absolutely no consistency here.
This site has gone to fuck . Admin seem to be more confused than a bunch of blind* lesbians in a fish market on a hot day. Where are all the newbies they are trying to cosset ?. You can always try cunting me privately Deccs . ( * sorry , people with impaired cunting vision Rick )
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And women with pushchairs on buses ,if any of you posh cunts know what a bus is. Clogging the aisle up with Satan's spawn that I am paying for. Megacunts.
why are you using a bus , buy a bike .
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I'm sorry i called you cunt frank. I meant to say boring cunt.
Frankly a boring cunt ?. Get it right you cunt.
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I am standing outside his caravan in the dark right now peeping through a chink in his fly blown curtains. The filthy cunt is busy knocking one out with a Coles supermarket carrier bag on his head and orange juice running down his chest.
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He gnawed his fingernails down to the quick whilst the mods detained him. They've certainly taken the wind out of his sails... the stumpy little sap's been tapping out tepid one-liners all week.
Finally got a good internet connection and what do I get ?. Frank uttering his usual tedious drivel. Yesterday I had a kookaburra shouting at me and I told it to shut the fuck up and it did. You Frank just don't shut the fuck up when told do you. Cunt
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The irony is that anti-Semitism stinks so bad you can even smell it under a pile bullshit. Do you really have to believe that a load of middle class WASPS have chosen the Palestinians as their cause for any other reason? There's so many needy groups in the world who don't fire mortars at civilians, behead babies and blow shit up. But no, we love Palestine.
What gives with the 'WE love' shit Wankoncats. Keep me out of it , I love nobody.
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The inner monologue of a truly disturbed mind.
Your start to life on Cunts Corner can best be described as 'fucking dismal'. And that is me being as nice as I possibly can.
Hear hear Ball_Suckers. If I had this mediocre type of cunting and niceness thrown in when I was a newbie I would have slit my throat.
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No wonder driving in the U.K. is a cunt , you all drive on the wrong side of the road over there.
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The worst of it is I'm in north-east Scotland where there's hardly any fucker here.
Bastards.
Yes the Isle of Sanday is a real cunt when you get stuck behind 2 tractors.
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He's South African, he killed another South African. Who gives a fuck?
Yes but he killed a fit looking one , that's why I give a fuck . If we let people like Pissedtory go round shooting all the lookers then we are left with the Widdecombes.. You would have probably have liked to shag Steenkamp and Southern would have been a definite.
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. Any cunt using a gun in this country should automatically be a consequence free lynch mob practice target. Beat the fucking worthless lump of shit to death with any blunt force object available, and then hang the cunt from a very public tree or high landmark with a sign stating he used a gun to be a hard cunt, and got the justice he deserved.
Firm but fair Wiz. I bet your kids always ate their brussel sprouts .
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They're all a bunch of cunts who need feeding feet first into a fucking wood-chipper.
Who , people from Southampton ?
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I should imagine that would be better than a Ryanair flight.
aah do I hear a voice of experience.
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The iron lady strikes again. Out of interest, who got the ban-hammer yesterday?
I had a post deleted. A newbie ( Wanksoncats I think )suggested that people be transported en masse ( a bit like the Nazis did ) , I told him to shove his musical instrument up his arse sideways. It was removed. The post I mean ,not the instrument hopefully.
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I'm not sure you'll find an over reaction from me, especially not such a flagrant over-use of capitalisation.
I wrote Roops a very nice little poem, and then took a few days off to pursue other activities.
Roops didn't like the poem, but art is subjective.
It seems everyone else is over reacting because certain members took a couple of days off?
Off subject but I couldn't help but notice that at this time you have made 1,001 posts . This is the brand name of a very strong carpet cleaner. Is this a coincidence ? Anyway Ball-Suckers do us a favour , drink a gallon of the stuff and writhe in agony in your outdoor shithouse.
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I once ate a Lion Bar.
Yes and Jagger once ate Marianne's Mars Bar
I once ate a Lion Bar.
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I never once said that the reason I wasn't going to post was because of your silly, draconian moderating. And I also never specified a time frame. It was due to purely personal reasons. And as for the hazing of newbies, witheredscrote, a newbie himself, endorsed the approach. So before posting, perhaps consider what you actually know as fact instead of jumping to conclusions. You're completely out of touch with what the majority of the members want from this site. How about asking them, instead of imposing your namby pamby, wishy washy opinions on everyone else? You're like a mobile phone provider, focusing on non existing new customers, and ignoring what your existing ones want. Of course, even though my proposition is entirely reasonable, your history of obstinacy, just for the sake of maintaining an "iron lady" virtual persona, will ensure we will just get the usual menstrual response.
Well done you. Spoken like a real cunt. Pity you are from Norfolk , I could really like you.
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Suggestions please ?. Fucking hell Gurt you really left yourself wide open to abuse there. Thank God for the new look forum otherwise you would be in for a lot of abuse. Oh fuck it , I suggest you go and die slowly in a sewer anyway. Have a very good afternoon xxxx