Witheredscrote
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Fucking hell , people have knocked me for some of my topics but this load of shite is puerile in the extreme. With extreme luck you will both choke to death on your own vomit. No doubt that Deccs , Stickers and the rest of the Inner Circle of Arse Lickers will soon be bashing your 'like' buttons with their flaccid dicks. Cunts.
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Sphincter Surfer
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Had to look up this cunts name. A so called comedian who shouts and squawks his way through the 'Enterprise Hire' and 'Toyota' adverts. Another complete nausea making tosser taking a British job.
Whats going on in the U.k. This cunt does need burning.
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Anywhere north of Southwark is up north in my book.
Agreed. In the late '80s my local near to where I worked was the Gladstone Arms ( off Borough High Street ). Real beer and none of your northern gassed up piss or Green King shite from Norfolk. This has probably been taken over by Wetherspoons or some other bunch of gobshites. Yes Sarf of the river is best.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying...
try harder PLEASE
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every single one of you gathered here today."
you truly are an arrogant cunt. In all likelihood nobody will attend .
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Do you ever think what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Is that directed at me or is it a cry for help ?
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Surely we should defend the right to bare arms, since when has having your sleeves rolled up been a controversial issue?
You are about to be shown the red card you cunt.
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a whiter shade of pale was shit
For fucks sake Eddie I first read that one on an obscure French ex-pat forum 8 months ago. Up your game , get a grip , stop playing with your nuts & bolts you sad homo.
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Just remove the widget completely - that should eliminate any dick waving at a stroke.
Why don't you think before typing you cunt. My Dad had a stroke and he certainly wasn't waving his dick. I was there , it wasn't pretty.
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Fuck me, another easy obvious target. If it isn't the mussies or fatties it's the fucking yanks. Everybody knows they're trigger happy thickos, it's old fucking news.
You simply must raise your game.
I was simply reminding the dozy cunts on here who in general have the memory span of goldfish.
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Here we go again , 13 dead in Oregon College shooting. That's unlucky. Round up all these gun toting, trigger happy, screwed up cunts and give them a one way ticket to Syria and boxes of ammo. Save the tax payers a fortune and problem solved. Americans really are cunts.
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Hmm...Yes there is some validity in your feedback Snatch......thanks for facilitating in this matter and I will try to focus my synergy to contribute fully into this forum.
There you see what you've done now....got me talking like a complete cunt.
Swarm can you please expound on how you will execute the above mentioned and what benchmarks you will be applying.
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I rest my case
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Alright scrotes, how's it going?
Glowing !
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It's the dozy cunts at pedestrian crossings that cunt me off.The lights are red, I've stopped my car, and yet they're standing there waving their head repeatedly from side to side like Muhammad fucking Ali, looking left and right in total fucking bewilderment that the traffic has actually stopped in response to them pushing the magic button. By the time their mental episode is over, the lights are amber, I'm putting my foot down, and the stupid cunt only then decides it's a good time to shuffle into the road, giving my a cheery wave in acknowledgement/apology. This has happened so many fucking times I'm torn between mowing them down, or doing a Brian Harvey with my car at the traffic lights, to escape a world that's full to the fucking brim with utterly contemptible simpletons.
If you are serious about doing a Harvey I will gladly buy the 3 spuds and a jar of mayo you sad self centred uncaring cunt.
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Reparations for the slaves?? Fuck off, we're not paying for them twice.
Oh come on you cunt . Surely we could have a whip round.
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Red wine hangover headaches, like having your head squeezed in a fucking vice.
Not if you spend more than £ 2 - 50 on a bottle you tight fisted cunt
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Withers you frog fucking cunt, now that you're a fully fledged goose abuser, do you also enjoy mime artists and arthouse cinema? Take your Francophilia and shove it up your fucking treacherous arse you cunt.
I will not admit to treachery but when it comes to abusing geese I have to say that this is true. The penetration is that much easier than chickens , eye contact is scary and always reminds me of David Walliams. The reach around with the goose is excellent.
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So Tom Daley Britains high diver is getting married to Dustin Lance Black after 2 years of romance and reach arounds. I can only hope they 'tie the knot' on the end of the 10 metre board , slip on a pool of feltched jizz, and fall head long into the empty pool. If these cunts were straight we wouldn't even read about it. Cunting media is overrun by faggotts.
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Took a look at BBC News and got Rita Chakrabarti. Having recently 'put down' my favourite horse it brought back bad memories. I then looked at LCI French News and got Melissa Theuriau , cheered me right up and no license fee. Thought the picture would help Southern knock one out.
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Her and Adams from Norwich. What is it with these Norfolk cunts ?
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Looks like the Jeremy Kyle show will need to advertise for more participants
Bollocks , you have obviously never been to Hastings.
The Poof Euphemism Thread
in The Corner
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Oh I don't know , it has made me laugh over the last month . We must take pity on poor Bill as in all probability his balls haven't dropped yet.