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Witheredscrote

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  1. Anywhere north of  Southwark is up north in my book.

    Agreed. In the late '80s  my local near to where I worked was the Gladstone Arms ( off Borough High Street ). Real beer and none of your northern gassed up piss or Green King shite from Norfolk. This has probably been taken over by Wetherspoons or some other bunch of gobshites. Yes Sarf of the river is best.

  2. Hmm...Yes there is some validity in your feedback Snatch......thanks for facilitating in this matter and I will try to focus my synergy to contribute fully into this forum. 

    There you see what you've done now....got me talking like a complete cunt. 

    Swarm can you please expound  on how you will execute the above mentioned and what benchmarks you will be applying.

  3. It's the dozy cunts at pedestrian crossings that cunt me off.The lights are red, I've stopped my car, and yet they're standing there waving their head repeatedly from side to side like Muhammad fucking Ali, looking left and right in total fucking bewilderment that the traffic has actually stopped in response to them pushing the magic button. By the time their mental episode is over, the lights are amber, I'm putting my foot down, and the stupid cunt only then decides it's a good time to shuffle into the road, giving my a cheery wave in acknowledgement/apology. This has happened so many fucking times I'm torn between mowing them down, or doing a Brian Harvey with my car at the traffic lights, to escape a world that's full to the fucking brim with utterly contemptible simpletons.

    If you are serious about doing a Harvey I will gladly buy the 3 spuds and a jar of mayo you sad self centred uncaring cunt.

  4. Withers you frog fucking cunt, now that you're a fully fledged goose abuser, do you also enjoy mime artists and arthouse cinema? Take your Francophilia and shove it up your fucking treacherous arse you cunt.

    I will not admit to treachery but when it comes to abusing geese I have to say that this is true. The penetration is that much easier than chickens , eye contact is scary and always reminds me of David Walliams. The reach around with the goose is excellent.

  5. So Tom Daley Britains high diver  is getting married to Dustin Lance Black after 2 years of romance and reach arounds. I can only hope they 'tie the knot' on the end of the 10 metre board , slip on a pool of feltched jizz, and fall head long into the empty pool. If these cunts were straight we wouldn't even read about it. Cunting media is overrun  by faggotts.

  6. Took a look at BBC News and got Rita Chakrabarti. Having recently 'put down' my favourite horse it brought back bad memories. I then looked at LCI French News and got Melissa Theuriau , cheered me right up and no license fee.  Thought the picture would help Southern knock one out.

     

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  7. Well if the driver of the 350Z was sober and legal then yes I agree. Also why is it when somebody dies young they were always such marvellous loving kind people. Maybe God does take them as angels. Sure thing the cunts on here are good for a few years then.

  8. It was my GP who put told me to come on here. He said half an hour with those cunts will cure low self esteem, depression, feelings of inadequacy and most other ailments.

    Yes my GP prescribed the same. I was constipated and half an hour of reading 'sticker' tripe  I had the shits.

  9. I see from the lunch time news that another part of the VW empire - Audi has now been dragged into this. Turns out the overgrown Tonka toys such as their Q range may not be as clean and efficient after all. What's Kraut for "We are a bunch of lying bastards" ?  It certainly ain't "Vorsprung durch Technik"

     

    Off subject I know Gruntarse The Flaccid. Seeing that your avatar is 'Invicta' the white horse of Kent can you please confirm that you are either a Man/Maid of Kent or a Kentish Man/Maid. If you are neither that makes you just a Kunt. 

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