Witheredscrote

Yes, she loves to be spanked with one. 

HoC is a fucking expensive shit though....

*stolen*

....brb...

 level headed police officer

Two "British" fighters have been killed by a drone strike in Syria. I don't remember the House of Commons voting for that but fuck it, I'll let them off this time.

And what a brilliant fucking name - Reaper drone. This is now my favourite thing.

Doug Richard; Cliff Richard. Coincidence or what?

You`d have to be up early to get one over on this chap, he`s like a fucking coiled spring.

If you had my in-laws, you'd be suicidal, which is no bad thing, it'd stop me wasting anymore of my time reading your utter bollocks. I guess you're always chipper when yours visit, though aren't you? Bonobo apes are renowned for their entertainment value after all.

All I want to do on Sunday is sit in my own filth, drink copious amounts of red wine, and bask in the glory that is sedentary domesticity. What I don't want, is my missus bellowing from the kitchen "put some trousers on, Mum and Dad are popping round for a cuppa." For a start, I hate wearing trousers on a Sunday. My John Thomas spends the entire fucking week cooped up, and I like to give it a day off swinging free in mega loose boxers. Secondly, "popping in" with these two parasites means they'll invite themselves to tea and not fuck off until 10pm. I wouldn't mind so much if I could fuck off into our room, read a book and leave them to it, the couple of cunts aren't my parents after all. But apparently that's "rude" and I have to mingle, specifically with the Father-in Law. Apparently, because he's got a cock and balls and likes football, it is automatically assumed we'll get on like a house on fire. Well, I'd rather set my fucking house on fire and kill myself then have to spend another afternoon with the boring old cunt, trying to decipher his grunts and pretending to give a shit about what he's welded at work this week. Cunts.

The ' apart from that ' is the important part you cunt. She is there to read us news items CLEARLY and what do we get , a sound like congealing snot being sucked through a garden hose. BBC fucking useless spunk bubbling cunts.

 

I'd fuck vanessa feltz.  

I can supply you with scaffolding and safety harness 

I like her dress.

 

She's alright but doesn't flash her cunt like Suzanne Reid used to.

Fucking hell!,never mind all that bollocks about pubs going out of business,it seems like things certainly 'aint what they used to be'.No coincidence,more pooftahs less wanking

Just realised...hope they dont mean kebabs!,thought that garlic sauce tasted funny

Annabel Tiffin, the square-faced woman. 

Stupid name, stupid cunt.

there are times when I quite fancy a Munch on Naga...

On the tele she looks rather, er, interesting... but whenever I try to find pictures of her looking nice, she always looks a bit fucking rough... but on Breakfast she looks nice... but  the screenshots of her on Breakfast look fucking rough... can't figure it out.... maybe my eyes are just doing at op job on soft-focus at that time of the morning...

Still...

gotta train them to hurt friendlies first.. enemy second...

I know he's a cunt, he's a 'Murrican, but why are his bollocks glowing green...?

Bunch of fucking pussies!!!!!!

Anyway... why has the one at the bottom right got glowing green bollocks?

The Venue as I remember it. Through the door then left up the stairs. Had a balcony as well. Across the road was a fairly good pub,can't remember the name but they used to have good bands playing. Real spit and sawdust place.

Friday nights at The Crypt!!. Fucking hell I remember that. The only decent place in Deptford.

scrote you fucking homo, that may be true , but i did have a great social life years ago before i started posting on here on a Friday night, whats your excuse ?

dungeons in leabridge road , crypt Deptford high street under st marks church , land of Oz on a Monday and rage on a Thursday , would say happy memories but can't remember a fucking thing !