Witheredscrote

 level headed police officer

Two "British" fighters have been killed by a drone strike in Syria. I don't remember the House of Commons voting for that but fuck it, I'll let them off this time.

And what a brilliant fucking name - Reaper drone. This is now my favourite thing.

Doug Richard; Cliff Richard. Coincidence or what?

You`d have to be up early to get one over on this chap, he`s like a fucking coiled spring.

If you had my in-laws, you'd be suicidal, which is no bad thing, it'd stop me wasting anymore of my time reading your utter bollocks. I guess you're always chipper when yours visit, though aren't you? Bonobo apes are renowned for their entertainment value after all.

All I want to do on Sunday is sit in my own filth, drink copious amounts of red wine, and bask in the glory that is sedentary domesticity. What I don't want, is my missus bellowing from the kitchen "put some trousers on, Mum and Dad are popping round for a cuppa." For a start, I hate wearing trousers on a Sunday. My John Thomas spends the entire fucking week cooped up, and I like to give it a day off swinging free in mega loose boxers. Secondly, "popping in" with these two parasites means they'll invite themselves to tea and not fuck off until 10pm. I wouldn't mind so much if I could fuck off into our room, read a book and leave them to it, the couple of cunts aren't my parents after all. But apparently that's "rude" and I have to mingle, specifically with the Father-in Law. Apparently, because he's got a cock and balls and likes football, it is automatically assumed we'll get on like a house on fire. Well, I'd rather set my fucking house on fire and kill myself then have to spend another afternoon with the boring old cunt, trying to decipher his grunts and pretending to give a shit about what he's welded at work this week. Cunts.

The ' apart from that ' is the important part you cunt. She is there to read us news items CLEARLY and what do we get , a sound like congealing snot being sucked through a garden hose. BBC fucking useless spunk bubbling cunts.

 

I'd fuck vanessa feltz.  

I can supply you with scaffolding and safety harness 

I like her dress.

 

She's alright but doesn't flash her cunt like Suzanne Reid used to.

Fucking hell!,never mind all that bollocks about pubs going out of business,it seems like things certainly 'aint what they used to be'.No coincidence,more pooftahs less wanking

Just realised...hope they dont mean kebabs!,thought that garlic sauce tasted funny

Annabel Tiffin, the square-faced woman. 

Stupid name, stupid cunt.

there are times when I quite fancy a Munch on Naga...

On the tele she looks rather, er, interesting... but whenever I try to find pictures of her looking nice, she always looks a bit fucking rough... but on Breakfast she looks nice... but  the screenshots of her on Breakfast look fucking rough... can't figure it out.... maybe my eyes are just doing at op job on soft-focus at that time of the morning...

Still...

gotta train them to hurt friendlies first.. enemy second...

I know he's a cunt, he's a 'Murrican, but why are his bollocks glowing green...?

Bunch of fucking pussies!!!!!!

Anyway... why has the one at the bottom right got glowing green bollocks?

The Venue as I remember it. Through the door then left up the stairs. Had a balcony as well. Across the road was a fairly good pub,can't remember the name but they used to have good bands playing. Real spit and sawdust place.

Friday nights at The Crypt!!. Fucking hell I remember that. The only decent place in Deptford.

scrote you fucking homo, that may be true , but i did have a great social life years ago before i started posting on here on a Friday night, whats your excuse ?

dungeons in leabridge road , crypt Deptford high street under st marks church , land of Oz on a Monday and rage on a Thursday , would say happy memories but can't remember a fucking thing !

withers you dirty homo, I now know your reason for moving to France, the French culture minister, Frédéric Mitterrand, is fighting to save his ministerial career after opposition politicians expressed disgust at his autobiography, in which he justified "paying for boys". Pull your trousers up, stop sucking off french ministers and return home , you are a fucking disgrace, and....

the judge missing you.

some people are filthy, i was having a piss in my mates kitchen sink and i noticed the dirty cunt had 3 used tea bags left by the plug hole, fucking animal.

*stumbled* you illiterate new cunt. Faggots has one "t" you duplicate illiterate new cunt.

Lift your game, numbnuts, if you want to piss in the long grass with the big dogs.

*stumbled* you illiterate new cunt. Faggots has one "t" you duplicate illiterate new cunt.

Lift your game, numbnuts, if you want to piss in the long grass with the big dogs.

Back on topic Brooks, apparently this nasty bit of work received a guesstimate of between 10-16 million quid severance pay off Murdoch....Will she repay any of that back or donate towards some charity, I think not....Also she used the company of Lawyers owned by Cameron's Brother in her trial....a trial in which she expressed no misgivings or remorse and her claim that she was unaware that payments were being made to the hackers and police for information is at best extremely thin.

Murdoch is arguing that she is a brilliant CEO but if she didn't know or care where this huge lorry loads of Info was coming from, it would indicate that she is crap. If anyone needed proof that the whole establishment is corrupt to the very heart of our system, then look no further.

What really cunts me off is the fact that they do not give a flying fuck what ordinary people think, so secure in the knowledge that the sheep will keep coming back to be sheared. I don't buy or subscribe to anything Murdoch owns,  this is my little protest...I just wish we could starve this parasite out of this country but unfortunately most cunts don't give a fuck.