Frank

Got it.

Loud and clear.

That’s very kind, Pen. I’m not convinced others feel the same. Anyhow, it’s now all in decs hands.

It’s just honesty, ape. Alright.. Bill and Decs and Quince (not bubba) keep me interested, but the rest of it is just repeated drivel from wet cunts like you. I won’t stand for it.

Mrs R, how many times?

The truth is, Ape, I’m probably the best on here. It’s funny when you think about how others perceive you. In my tiny mind I thought I was probably running a close second with Wolfie, but I was convinced I’d fucked Éric over this morning

I wish I could say I was at a crossroads. I think my time has come, Decimus. Any advice you can give me now I’ll adhere to.

Not only is this funny, it’s right up your main competitors street. They’ve either run out of likes, or they’re protecting their position on the leaderboard. Either way, it’s an awful state of affairs.

Shut up you cold-hearted charmless fucking idiot.

Skin, not batter.. silver fish skin, right up and in her fanny.

You've been warned. Let it go.

You clearly implied paedophilia. Consider yourself lucky to still be here.

'Guilty as a puppy sitting next to a pile of poop'. You've been played like a fiddle, Eric.. and I'm not talking about my mathematical skills. Idiot.

Kingsbury High NW9. My son’s at Wellington.

Alright. Good night (thanks for the kind words).

Nick Abbot’s on at 10, Ape.

Fucking hell, Eric.

I’ve said it many times, and I’ll say it again.. you have never, ever made me laugh. You never will. Eat shit.

That Franglais recipe aimed at Alf would’ve earned me at least two likes back in the day. Are people holding back or am I genuinely finished here?

I am. I’m not well, Eric. I recently lost someone very close and I’m really struggling. I know we’ve been down this road, so I’m not here for the sympathy. It’s hard.. you know?

Fascinating. Fucking moron.

I did.. '84 over at Ron Gross in Neasden. 5 reds, 5 blacks.. 42

The Rocket's no thicker than you pair of suburban cunts. Anyone who plays the game would know there's very little or no vibration off the cue when playing with the rest. It's a televised game with a camera covering every fucking angle. Of course he didn't cheat.

Not only is he a cheat, he's also an awful fucking liar.

Over the years, Jazz has superimposed my head on to every shitty thing imaginable. I think he's great.