Frank

I don't know, but that last sentence of yours looks like you're almost shaking with anger. Try to be a little more.. fluid.

I've posted a rather embarrassing photo over on the other thread. After fucking you over earlier this evening, I thought I'd hand you some ammunition to fire right back at me. Idiot.

Cerises and truffe chocolat pudding. Actually she was quite charming until she caught me taking a photo. Can you imagine the scene.. a handsome grown man with a bald head, being made to feel like a schoolboy?

Bubba?

Fucking hell Bill.. you astute cunt. it's almost as if you've lived it.

If we ever meet it'll be a fucking ball. That's a great whack over three months for a man of your standing, although I should mention that I do 35k a month on guaranteed rents alone. It will be my pleasure, Jackie. Luke's an old-timer. I'm not convinced I'd be keen to go anywhere near his old mum's hairy.

Bubble, I've just enjoyed another splendid meal for one in the same restaurant as last night. I took a photo thinking I'd add some bollocks story and post it here later. I looked up and saw the waitress staring right at me. If I post it here, could you let me know what you think she might have been thinking?

It appears I'm frequenting a site full of closet fucking bikers. Would you say I'm the best on here after Bill, IKTC?

Shut up snatch you hopeless wastrel.

Nice. I think that's as good as you were gonna get. cheers!

Unbelievable. I'm going to stop before I embarrass you any further Luke. At this point you're looking worse off than poor punk from the other night. Do your worst.

Who'd have thought that seeing the return of a stale old fucking has-been would be a breath of fresh air.

God.. not another limp-wristed lol fucker. Do I really have to annihilate another of the site's weakest?

I think Jackie would be the first to admit that he sometimes comes across a bit of a no-hoper. He might be other things too, but ultimately, the man's likeable. He's certainly not some old twat with a lack of humility who attended the school of daleks. A total bore who goes from thread to thread with a fucking plum in his gob, and a plank of wood up his arse.

Pen, you may have missed it, but last night I asked if you'd like to see a photo of my dick. Quite frankly, I am disgusted with myself. It won't happen again.

Good evening my dear. Would you like to see a picture of my dick?

Noted.

I don't know, you fucking idiot. I had the menu at 72 euros and a bottle of cote de beaune. Amuse-bouche.

For a double bonus like, which infamous black US boxing promoter does that heather plant pot remind you of?

Exterminate!

Bill the quality of your ripostes are fucking awful at the moment. Slow down man.

Jackie I had a wonderful experience this evening. Checked myself into another hotel just outside of Tours, only to discover a two Michelin star restaurant on the corner. Check out the fellow punters... lovely silver fox Frenchman raising his glass with his wife and granddaughters, an elegant old French lady caressing her wine directly in front of me, and a fucking ignorant Brit mushlip with awful posture tapping out shit on his phone.

Baws you total bore, what are your thoughts on the demise of Pete Burns?