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Pen, Once again I'm disgusted with myself. I've never addressed you in a such a manner, and I certainly don't wish you death or fecal incontinence. My sincere apologies. I'm walking around the beautiful town of Amboise this morning. Would you like me to take some photos?

I'm sorry Neil. You're absolutely right.. if I ever need an illiterate fucking old faggot's shoulder to cry on, you'll be the first to know. I thought I'd have a pizza here - http://tinypic.com/r/24mhqtw/9 then went next door to a miserable fucking Chinois with paper table cloths - http://tinypic.com/r/30v2lc8/9 If you look closely, you'll see my little bald head sticking out bottom centre. I'm not feeling great.

You never did get your Equity card, did you Tata?

I'm going out now for dinner, bend.. table for one. When I come back, I'm going to fucking slaughter you, just like I did in the old days. You've been warned.

Don't spoil it Bend. Idiot.

We never talk, Neil. Why now? Fuck off.

I still love the man... it's like the autumn years of any marriage. At 3:18, this was Bill in his first few weeks. Timing was fucking impeccable...

Well, in a word.. fantastic! There was I, in between bans, ploughing through the daily shit and riding high on my faux Greek one-liners, when in comes this astute young cunt with attitude and fully-blown comprehensive paragraphs. Think Elvis' 69 Comeback.

Everyone hates you Bill.

Don't bother searching, I'll fill you in... Bill's struggling to muster up a logical explanation as to why he uses an alternate ID to award himself likes. Mrs R has, rightly so, set him the challenge, yet he appears to be somewhat aloof.

Gyps, while you're on.. you touchy little bint, which way do think Bill's going to play this? Denying the bow balls business for the umpteenth time wasn't his best move.

Of course he is, you stupid fucking cunt.

You really are fucking thick Eddie.

I'm in the Loire Valley. It's foggy.

I'd love you to say that to my face. You've edited this post three times. I'd say you most certainly do give a fuck. You stupid fucking cunt.

Bon courage Pen. Joking aside, you really are a brave and resilient old girl, but when the knees go, it really is time to check out.

After all these years, there's one thing that really stands out with you, Pen.. you're as good as your word. Berry Head, please.

Savaging a post from one of my other ID's shouldn't really upset anyone. If you happen to see my recent comments to bawsey over on the other thread, that was meant to be sent via PM. Sorry.

I'd rather say no more, baws. Pen's a fragile old thing. Any slight animosity from me and she might just shit herself and die.

Well, it's your noms, you see.. they're absolutely fucking diobolical.

Not really. I was trying to remove a double quote that sometimes appears (mobile only) when I go to post something, decide not to, then return to it later. Know what I mean? The font still looks a little 'spacey' to me.

Pen as much as I adore you, I'm afraid it's only fair to say that your noms are absolutely fucking diabolical.

Pen I'm in France and I've broken down. Physically and mentally. How are you this morning?

Everyone fucking hates you... gobbie too.

It's unlike you to pit punters against one another, Mrs R. When the admin bod's new wizardry device suggested that little punk and I are one and the same.. by posting our respective I.P addresses, I withdrew into my shell and had to be taken away and scraped. I came through it because I'm hard. Bill, on the other hand, is a soft intellect and I'm worried that his next post may be his last. You've banned the best two cunts the site has ever seen. Sit back, refrain, and deal with proper administrative duties.. like amending this oversized fucking font. Idiot.