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Jake The Muss

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  1. Fuck off, you're part of the walking dead family now and those cunts can't type.
  2. I'm having vivid tantric dreams at the moment with Susan Boyle dressed up like a nun and as i'm about to hide the sausage, Apple turns up and starts talking in tongues, then of course i'm drawn to brutally claw hammer the daft cuntbreed.
  3. Even series that will be as those cheating turds have half a team as well.
  4. But not very good at cricket, we beat them with half a team.
  5. Brexit won't happen, democracy is finished and you're still a cunt !!
  6. Never heard of this spastic brained trained mong...Roger, stop fart arsing around and entertain us you thick fucking cunt.
  7. Jake The Muss

    My wife

    Roger can you do the corner a favor and turn off your life support machine, you fucking boring drizzle of seedless spunk.
  8. I have a great idea, why don't we give £98,000,000 pounds of taxpayers money to a country that doesn't actually fucking need it. A country that has it's own foreign aid program and space program, India will be spending about £95,000,000 on it's space program, so it's nice to know where our tax money is going isn't it !! India also give away about three times more than they receive in aid money, so not exactly a worthy cause, especially when there are millions of Indian people living in poverty, if we have to give away money to foreign cuntbreeds then may i suggest giving to a country that actually fucking need it, or better still, spend it here where it is needed. Like i have always said, when logic fails then you can bet your mother's cunt there is an agenda. The UK & Indian governments are obviously sucking each other off under the counter. Both Cunts.
  9. Yeah, with a bit of luck, he might find some sticky gay porn mags in the bins.
  10. Probably changed your life, you can pay for a couple of fucks now but here's one for free..fuck off !!
  11. Something socially inclusive ?? Nah..i will keep hammering and exploiting nuns, stick to your strengths and yours would be golf and bumholes.
  12. The whores would except a WW2 ration book, but they look like extra's from the walking dead.
  13. And..e) I couldn't give a slanted eyed fuck about any of it anymore.
  14. When there is no logic, then there is an agenda..hidden to thicko's.
  15. These unflinching selfish cuntbreeds have the worst kind of DNA ever created, as i walked in to the bank i saw there was only two people in front of me but only one cashier, never mind i said, won't be in here too long but fuck a shit bricked duck. The half-wit at the cashier was handing two full fucking carrier bags of coins over to be counted, so what looked like a five minute visit turned into my lunch break being plucked and fucked. I don't reckon that i'm out of line for saying these time wasting wasters should be put online in one of my torture video's. The dozy whore looked like a reject from the Jeremy Kyle show, so i would assume the coins was from poncing in the streets, i gave a look that must of read, i'm going put my hatchet across your cunting ugly cunthead if look at me. Cuntity Cunts !!
  16. Don't encourage the old hairy cunt or he will want to suck your phallus off.
  17. I don't mind reading something that is written by an adult and no struggle as i did read the first part but got bored very quickly. Try keeping it short and entertaining. Fuck off !!
  18. Well that was some time spent that i will never see again, thanks Filthy, you fucking rucksack wearing boring dunce.
  19. Oi killer, just shout CUNT as loud as you can next time the turd rides by (in between revs)and then watch the weasel fall in to a trance, lose traction and with a bit of luck hit a lorry head on...Job Done !!
  20. Catch me if you can Bubs, you tiny brained eggheaded fat pile of offal.
  21. Those daft cunts in white (is that word allowed, not sure anymore) have been chasing me for years. Dear Wiz I keep on hearing the white coat bastards have caught me but they wont fix me just yet. I have laughed when they look so clever and talk about being on the right track. That joke about Leather Apron gave me real fits. I am down on chavs and I shant quit hammering them till I do get buckled. Grand work the last job was. I gave the thick cuntbreed no time to squeal. How can they catch me now. I love my work and want to start again. You will soon hear of me with my funny little games. I saved some of the proper red stuff in a ginger beer bottle over the last job to write with but it went thick like glue and I cant use it. Red ink is fit enough I hope ha ha. The next job I do I shall clip the dumb fuckers ears off and send to the white coat bastard officers just for jolly wouldn’t you. Keep this letter back till I do a bit more work, then give it out straight. My hammers are so nice and brutal, I want to get to work right away if I get a chance. Good Luck.
  22. That as well, i shoot my bolt when i massacre some cunts head with the hammers.
  23. Guest, you will have to excuse me as i have just hit the snooze button after reading this piss poor nomination. Can you just fuck off, you spastic brained motherfucker.
  24. Jake The Muss

    Handjob

    Ian Wright has always spoken from his bumhole.
  25. Jake The Muss

    Handjob

    They keep pushing it because they're allowed to, when logic fails then there is usually an agenda. Multiculturalism is being used to water down nationalism and any cunt that can't see this political bullshit is a complete dunce.
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