Jake The Muss

1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

Do you have the flu jab?

And there it is, spastic No.2 jumping in with both club feet again..

Fuck off you horrid third party cunt.

3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

This is just a wish list of what you hope will happen meshed with pub-bore rhetoric.

Perhaps you could update the puntership on previous insights thus far;

• Tump will win re-election by a landslide
• The Democrats are plotting to overturn the election result should they lose
• The election was stolen and Trump has the evidence to prove it
• Trump has placed his appointees in the Supreme Court who will overturn the election result
• Covid-19 doesn't exist
• There is no pandemic
• The Covid pandemic is an WEF-inspired conspiracy to rule the world
• mRNA vaccines alter your DNA
• mRNA vaccines alter liver cells to become carcinogenic
• The mRNA vaccination programme is an WEF-inspired conspiracy to rule the world
• Leaders of 194 nations are convening on the 22nd May 2022 to sign over statutory executive powers to the WHO 

The list is not exhaustive.

Stay warm.

You forgot to add that Big Mike will be running against Trump in 2024.

Stay Cold.

1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

Sniffing lines of coke .. memories of what he has done .. confabulation kicks in then the anger .. same as the coke riddled halfwit from Norfolk.

Jumping in to show support for your fellow wrong un.

Next time you're train spotting, why don't you put your face down near the track as the train is coming, just to get a better look.

OK spastic No.2.

4 hours ago, Zev said:

So many times I've lost count, it still has no effect, stop wasting your breath(or fingertips)🖐️

You can count ?

It has no effect, oh but it does or you wouldn't have replied to me and others.

Stupid fucking spastic.

On 12/08/2023 at 21:59, Penny Farthing said:

I have seen a muslim womans joke about what you call a muslim woman with asthma but it would be racist for me to repeat it.

Mean what you say and say what you mean or simply fuck off.

Stop wasting kinetic energy by typing a right load of bollocks, surely even you are bored with yourself by now.

On 12/08/2023 at 22:05, Eric Cuntman said:

Lost, along with the ‘Leaping Nuns’ outtakes from Bedazzled.

Don't mention nuns to me please, i'm almost out of that depraved phase.

6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Wasn’t that one of the kids from Charlie & The Chocolate Factory?

The forbidden edition i believe Eric.

15 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

Re the train driver .. your comment looked like a pop at me.

Mum, someone said something that may have been aimed at me, i'm not sure but my feelings were hurt...fucking snowflake tranny pile of plop.

Take Ducks advice and fuck off for a couple of weeks, no, make it a couple of decades.

Make sure you hit your swede on the door on the way out, just fuck off.

3 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Hardeep Singh might not be traveling much in the not too distant future.

You have no reason to be on this thread, stick to your trains and places that only one or two whittaker family spastics live.

Fuck off.

1 hour ago, Dick Fiddler said:

Oh yes, I saw it 2 weeks ago. A surprisingly entertaining romp through post-modern, 3rd wave feminism. With a side order of Ken's crisis of masculinity and MGTOW.

Also, being in the cinema with the lights dipped I could have a bit of a fiddle with myself.

Shut your fucking inbred mouth and fuck off.

Chlamydia cunt.

21 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

At last we agree on something.

 

Comic genius and sadly missed, he would have filled his boots with material of the last few years.

21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

@Mike Hunt is the one who stands out for me. Special mention to that mad poet genius cunt @DonGaargonphalusflavius.

Don't remember the long named cunt, i must of been on a break as i take it the silly cunt only lasted a week or so.

21 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

The only thing we ever had, approaching subversive filth, was D&C. Utter genius. I’ve got a mate who lives in NYC now, I’m still not able to have a normal telephone conversation with him without drifting into the dialogue. He’s got cancer and when he told me I asked him where he had it…he said ‘ it’s of the infinitesimal zero…and it’s very, very painful.’ I said…‘I’ve got it worse.’ It was their casual use of the word ‘Cunt’ that brought me here. Superb.

 

Derek and Clive is part of the soundtrack to my childhood, me and a bunch of friends would remember and copy all their lines, one of my favorites was the guinness book of records to regonise me as the No.1 cunt kicker in...savage genius.

10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Bob was the guvnor of all stand ups. Revered by all from Bernard Manning to Jackie Mason.

“I’m not saying my wife’s a bad cook. She just uses the smoke alarm as a timer.”

”I can still enjoy sex at 75. I only live at 73 so it’s no distance.”

Comedians today are about as useful as a rubber crutch, George Carling for me is the best, used to listen to him when i was a kid, i will never forget those immortal words when he said " i'd like to invent a new perfume called fuck off mister" and then the crazy Derek & Clive. Old Bernard always kept a straight face, did you see the sex education video he did in the 90's, can't remember what it is called.

Just now, King Billy said:

The calibre of newbie morons on here has sunk to an all time low. I’m wondering if this one might be one of The Vulcans child prodigies that’s been kicked out of Oxford or Cambridge for genetically inherited behavioural reasons?

This cunt won't last long, most don't, can't remember the last newbie who served their CC apprenticeship and is still here posting regular ?

On 09/08/2023 at 14:20, pete haynes said:

Bob Monkhouse always looked a nasty cunt - could imagine how he thought the public were total cunts for falling for his crap that was meant to be comedy - another unfunny cunt 

 

Who the fuck do you think you are, you swan in here uninvited i might add and dis the Monkhouse, take your woke rainbow flag and shove it up your bumhole.

Bob is old skool comedy, you're probably still spoon feeding and don't get it....oh, fuck off.

6 hours ago, Zev said:

As you say, you've watched that bit of the video many times, is there something you're not telling us?🏳️‍🌈

Answer the fuckin' question! 

Keep you fucking smelly conk out of it, you have been warned.

1 hour ago, Zev said:

At a rough guess, I'd say it was up your arse!

BTW, does @Wolfieknow his Poodle's being molested? 🐩

Sick twisted half-wit motherfucker, you need thumping around a padded cell for a couple of decades.

Useless cunt.

50 minutes ago, King Billy said:

If you slow down the Apollo moon landing video on a Ferguson camcorder connected to the tele with a set of RGB leads (as I’ve done many times) you can quite clearly see the HOLLYWOOD hills sign behind Neil Armstrongs helmet at least five or six times and David Hasselhoff staring out to sea in his tight red Speedos if you look hard enough.

I have seen that and there's a tranny next to the Hoff in a see through nightie, i don't know, all that tinfoil, probably where the hats come from.

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Out of likes.

The 'Canadian Boyfriend Saga' is up there with some of the best ever moments on here as far as I'm concerned. 

The irony here is that Pen has this mythical belief that i said something about a flat earth but everyone else in the true reality knows i said something along the lines of seeing curvature from my friends decking in Canada..of course i didn't see anything like curvature or flat earth as i was pissed out my brains.

When i first saw this nomination, it looked interesting but apon further inspection i find it's a Pen nomination, so i hit the snooze button again.

Besides how can this be and how can space flight be a thing, we forget we have a firmament covering the flat earth.

Fuck off

On 05/08/2023 at 13:57, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

You're so clearly shell shocked and defeated you cannot even engage in reasonable debate. You've taken and continue to take so many hidings which have taken a terrible toll on you and left you in permanent attack mode lol. Relax 'Zev' have a cuppa and some Welsh Rare'shit on toast and then kill yourself. 

Lol.

Hopefully the wanker will skip the cuppa and Welsh Rare shit and crack on with the rest.

On 04/08/2023 at 15:50, Zev said:

I'm surviving🙂

Unfortunately, so are you ☹️

Yep you are...but that's because you mong around park shit bins for your five a day.

Fuck off you boring fucking shit-sniffing dullard.

10 hours ago, Zev said:

Forty-one migrants have been killed in a shipwreck off Italy's Lampedusa island, according to reports.

The RAI and ANSA news agency reported on Wednesday that four people who survived the shipwreck told rescuers that they were on a boat that had set off from Sfax in Tunisia.

The survivors, three men and a woman, said the vessel had sunk on its way to Italy’s shores.

 

This shower of potential freeloaders didn't mind risking 'hydrophobia' in their efforts to gain something for nothing. Meanwhile, the whiny cunts in Dorset get all upset about spending their time relaxing on a boat/ship that isn't actually being put out to sea.

Is there some sort of invisible hydrophobic force-field that comes into operation when they reach the English coast?

Just WTF is going on?

 

Why are you still posting on here ? 

That's a rhetorical question.

Professor Chris Whittey, what a wanker and should be put in stocks for the hilarious BS that comes out of his fat fucking red faced cuntface....i suppose he might just as well address the nation about the underground climate change as well.

Computer models hey, shit in, shit out...give me a page three model any day.