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Jake The Muss

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  1. On 07/08/2023 at 14:50, Zev said:

    Aw, what's wrong Dickless, did you get your botty spanked?

    Off to bed, without any supper, you whiny little faggot.

    LOL

    If we all had super powers Ass-holes, then yours would be super bore.

    Diluted personality disorder fucking hybrid cuntface.

  2. 8 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

    I've just Googled this woman and have now seen enough pink to last me for the rest of the year.

    Fuck yeah, google is having a barbie blowout with this, you should check her out in the wolf of wall street, the creepy WEF puppet Leonardo Dicaprio gets a nosh from the Robbie tart and you can see her love puppies and trash gash on show.

  3. On 06/08/2023 at 11:00, Mike Hunt said:

    I don't understand why they stopped showing topless darts, they were great at that.

    Yeah i remember the topless darts in the 90's on the Live TV channel, along with Rusty Goffe's bounciest weather, some of the funniest mindless shit i have seen on TV.

     

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  4. 6 hours ago, Zev said:

     

    Butt hurt much, Jakob?

    Looks like desperation to me, either that or you're extremely rattled.

    LOL

    Listen up, you see that long ginger hair hanging from the Roops starfish, if you jump now like Tarzan and catch it you will probably bump in to Pen as that abomination is after the same mess nest as you..but hopefully when you both get there you will find it's a mudflood and the pair of you useless cunts will be washed away for good.

    Poodle shit for brains.

  5. On 06/08/2023 at 08:13, Mrs Roops said:

    Profound or pretentious?...scratch that thought, it doesn't matter. It's a shame then that you were ill-served by this 'wisdom' two posts ago.

    I forgot to ask you, i put up a topic called selfie takers wearing face nappies, did you remove that and if so why ? 

    Is it because you're one of those idiots ?

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  6. 6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

    Still grubbing around the bottom of the gotcha barrel then, Billy?

    Jesus fucking Christ, I'm surrounded by morons - the gullible conspiracy sap, aided and abetted by a nit-picking snivelling snide and the profound knicker-twisting paint operative, prattling on about wisdom and intellect. This is meant to be the trio of intellectual heavyweights who would otherwise be tearing me new one; a trifecta of twats sharing the short bus back-bench more like.

    Anyway, gotta dash - it 07.25 BST and apparently the more delicate members of the puntership are triggered when I post during business hours

    Y'all stay warm.

    As long as it's not getting your knickers in a twist..what colour did you want those walls ?

    You're never warm but do fuck off.

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  7. 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

    I must admit, I posted it through gritted teeth. It still makes me laugh like a hyena on coke.

    It's a CC classic..but i remember his wig coming off at the end or was that another Franktastic spastic video ?

  8. A japanese man has spent 2 million yen to fulfil his childhood dysphoria and become Lassie but he eats fake dog food and doesn't want anyone who is close to him to know about this for fear of judgement. Something tells me that his bizarre fantasy will take a turn for the worse when some XL Bully or Mastiff or some other powerful breed takes him from behind and turns his ass in to a blood orange (hopefully).

    What's more worrying are the thicko's in the video encouraging this mental derailment.

    Welcome to the world of identiy politics, please leave the brains you were born with at the door and don't forget to flush your common sense down the shitter, now how about a poodle costume...Mmm..i wonder who would buy that ?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA4UhxfTwVk

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zfo_Oyz1vQ

     

  9. 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

    The sad part about your post is that you probably thought you were being smart.

    The problem is that when a person only capable of binary thinking asks binary questions and demands binary answers it results in specious reasoning and logic which can be exacerbated by ignorance. FYI, puberty blockers were developed to combat childhood conditions such as precocious puberty and certain types of dwarfism. Puberty blockers were also found to be useful in treating adults with endometriosis, breast and prostate cancer.  It would be some years before puberty blockers and adolescent transgenderism came into the public (and some nutjobs) consciousness.

    As for the WEF 'promoting' insects as a protein my answer is so what? I'm sure within the scope of WEF policy documents they must support thousands of ideas, some good some bad. Solely agreeing to one concept does not equate to liking or disliking a talking shop that has outlived it's usefulness.

    As for your insincere signing off, I surprised you survive, let alone enjoy the day in view of your complete lack of critical thinking. Stay warm.

    As i haven't had any of the poison shots or ever worn a face nappy restricting my breathing, i haven't jumped out of the way of people walking down the street and i haven't been terrifed of a yet to be proven particle that only attacks you as you walk in to a restaurant but leaves you alone when you're eating but will attack if you dare to go to the toilet (better put the useless nappy back on) and it's that clever that pubs have to shut early because it's lurking around like Jack the Ripper after a certain time of night.

    Give me wisdom over intellect anytime...intellect can be corrupted as for wisdom is natural instinct.

  10. Anti-Jewish hate, wonder why that is, just maybe the handlers of the state of Israel are cunts, they treat their own people worse than the rest when they speak up against their designed attack on the Palestinians..anyway nothing to worry about as i'm sure the Ukraine is set to become the new Israel once they defeat Russia with their too-bob military equipment that was kindly donated by countries off loading their shit to kill innocent people.

    Anyway fuck all that R-soles, how's the shit sniffing going, have you sniffed Pen's sewage trap yet ? 

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  11. 12 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

    I have been seeing some amazing Birds and butterflies in flight shots with the R7 .. perfectly sharp (unlike Jake) it looks to be a game changer.

    You must take great pictures with your hello kitty camera or in your case, hello smelly camera.

    At this point i would say fuck off but that's wishful thinking, fuck off anyway.

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  12. 49 minutes ago, King Billy said:

    I reckon she must be well overdue her 57th ‘totally safe and totally effective’ Covid booster jab, as she seems a hell of a lot more tense and irritable than usual to me. She should really thank the lucky stars that she’s avoided (by about 20 years) myocarditis and the ever increasing list of other adverse side effects affecting the previously healthy pre-plandemic population under 50. Tbh I’d offload those Pfizer shares if I were her, as more and more of the brainwashed, masked up sheep are waking up to the awful truth pretty quickly now, and the Big Pharma and ‘scientific community’ rats are jumping the sinking ship all over the world, scurrying away and disappearing under the rocks they crawled out of way back in March 2020.

     

    It was good to see that tornado take out that pfizer factory, an act of the divine or someone cleaning shop, reports say no one was hurt apart from the clot juice.

  13. 3 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

    @Jake The Muss what are your thoughts about the stories that LBJ might have been the mastermind behind the assassination of JFK?

    Don't be silly, you would have a better chance of being the mastermind behind that, than Lyndon B. Johnson.

    Or maybe it's like thay say, Lee Harvey Oswald and his magic bullet, i think Elmer Fudd with his spear and magic helmet was most likely the mastermind behind that.

    Fuck off you Acne inducing spastic.

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  14. 8 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

    yes

    yes

    which ones?

    yes, with caveats, we already have fiat currency

    no

    no

    yes

    for what purpose?

    So you believe child sex trafficking is real but think it could be ok for youngsters to have puberty blockers (doesn't matter for what purpose), you would eat bugs but don't like the WEF (they promote this). Well it's like i thought, you're a mixed up crazy woman.

    Enjoy your day.

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