Last Cunt Standing

This whiny ginger Cunt is, I’m reliably informed, currently number one in the US despite never having set foot in a recording studio in his life. The catchy little ditty Rich Men North of Richmond bemoans the modern world, in a way not unfamiliar to many Corner posters, citing rich elites, politicians, fat people and the welfare system as the reasons the world has gone to shit. The usual fruitier ends of the political spectrum, such as walking homunculus Marjorie Taylor Greene, have lauded the track as the anthem for forgotten America. I’m sure the Orange monster will leap aboard the bandwagon as soon as he posts bail. 

Adding to the general Cuntery, Corner favourite St Billy of Bragg has knocked out a mock-Country response inviting the Yokel to put his guitar down and join a Union. 

As much as I welcome the return of the protest song to the pop charts, having Right and Left slug it out over the airwaves is likely to do nothing but give Bill Gates and Warren Buffet a hard on as they watch the proles fighting each other rather than coming for them, which is surely long overdue. 

For those interested, here are the said ditties. Pick a side. Enjoy. Try not to burst your aneurysms. 
 

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

‘PAINKILLER’.  Anyone seen this mini-series? It’s very well done with some fine acting…it’s surging up the charts, such as they are. It’s basically about big pharma (Roops?) and their nefarious behaviour that cost over half a million US lives and billions in the associated crime wave and opioid crisis that followed. In short, the greedy Cunt Stackler family sugar coated-heroin, bribed the FDA then marketed OxyContin as the dream painkiller. After a staggering campaign of advertising, celebrity endorsements and a compliant and healthily renumerated medical profession (Roops/LCS) this addictive as fuck shit was flogged to the American public like aspirin. The Stacklers and their Purdue Pharma company were at a conservative estimate at one point, worth $18B. 
I digress. The heroin (s’cuse the pun) in this mini series, was Edi Flowers, an overweight, low level, black, single lawyer who in spite of the odds and against systemic racism and real physical threats, stayed true to her guns, convinced the higher powers and eventually succeeded in bringing these utter cunts to justice. (Well, if you can call an $8.8B fine and company closure out of eventually what was a $13B fortune, justice…)

Now I’d read about this disgusting story/mass murder many years ago, but advancing Alzheimer’s combined with the mental torment due to being unemployable and pretending to jobseek seems to have clouded my powers of recollection. I decided to research the strong, black, underdog heroine, Edie Flowers, the number one star of this new Netflix blockbuster, to see where she is today and how this David v Goliath superwoman lived her life out.

I’ll leave the rest to you cunts but what I will say is….I hope Uzi Aduba died of a smack overdose. Fuck off.

I think on balance I preferred Barry Norman. 

And I don’t think you’re unemployable. My car needs a wash, for a start. 

6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Is it over now?

If it’d gone on much longer Eric, the Ref would’ve put in for maternity leave. 

24 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Yes, the Scots have invented a lot, must be all that omega 3 epa/dha rich oily fish. One family member told me the Scottish are the richest people in the UK, another said the Scots are watertight... Would you say the two statements are true? What I do know is I like a whiskey and love shortbread, and I've reported you for the use of the word Jock. 

Not the most diverse of populations up there, Raas. In fact after five minutes thought the only famous Black Scotsman I can think of is McLaren from Porridge. 

5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

It's the hope that kills you.

If you’re Scottish, it’s still more likely to be Heroin or Cholesterol that kills you, to be fair. 

27 minutes ago, Decimus said:

If there's one good thing that's come out of Brexit it's surely this. The proliferation of watery, hoppy-hippy shite being flogged at extortionate prices in pubs had reached almost epidemic levels.

Hopefully this will also result in Hoxton Square becoming a ghost town, and its associated hipster cunts trading in the pints of Brewdog for Toilet Duck.

Shouldn’t you be in the melee down Carrow Road? Millwall are in town, and for some reason it’s outrageously not been rescheduled for the World Cup Final…

6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Somewhat ironic, given the susceptibility of the Australian rabbit population to myxomatosis

WA built an enormous fence to keep Rabbits out. Make your own joke. 

2 hours ago, Neil said:

On your knees chaps,you're either gonna have to pray for the Spanish or get pegged for eternity if things don't go our way. Mankind is at stake.

Somewhere in Spain there’s an El Neil wishing for the direct opposite. 

3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I'm surprised Pizza Hut haven't already engaged Megan Rapinoe following her Southgate-like penalty debacle, but I doubt she'd be very convincing at selling a "Meat Feast" anyway. Now, if they introduced a "Badly Packed Kebab" pizza...

Sam Kerr is already flogging batteries down here. I don’t see the connection myself. 

If only someone warned this might happen, chapter six hundred and forty nine thousand…

https://www.theguardian.com/food/2023/aug/19/craft-beer-boom-uk-firms-bust-brexit

49 minutes ago, The Beast said:

Too far to go for 1 game is a good enough reason to avoid the bad optics of going on another long flight.

 

The Queen of Spain obviously thought differently. 

He’d have gone for the blokes, or if his side piece happened to be in Sydney at the same time. Or indeed if he could guarantee not being booed by the crowd. 

Funny, I had him pegged as a feminist. 

52 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Cheer up. You’re bound to win the knobbly knees competition.

He’ll be too busy hanging round the poop deck for that.

Hello sailor. 

9 minutes ago, The Beast said:

On topic.....

I do hope they win. It will be fully deserved. 

As I recall, the ethnic grifters (anti white scum) were very upset about the lack of diversity (anti white hate) when they won the European championship.  They are at the ready to shit the bed again in predictable fashion if England win.

These bastards will sap the joy out of a victory in their psychotic pursuit to deconstruct every last vestige of anything that represents pre-multicultural England.

What do you make of Prince William staying at home?

23 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I’ve been outside in the garden clapping for Lucy Letby all evening. Her dedication to duty  has restored my faith in the NHS, which I have to admit has been severely diminished by the recent Batflu deception, not to mention the followup  mRNA genocide. I always had a feeling that everything would turn out alright sooner or later.

Remiss of me not to point out in this ugly saga that when seven Consultants raised their collective concerns about a series of unexplained events, they were by all accounts slapped down by management and threatened with referral to the GMC. It wasn’t always this way, and the resulting inquiry needs to pay close attention to why these eminent men and women, who’ve devoted big chunks of their life to protecting the young and innocent, were sidelined by people who’d struggle to use a coaster, much less know how to interpret a postmortem c-peptide result in a neonate. 

If it were me, I’d be calling Michael Gove to answer whether experts really are yesterdays news.

38 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I’ve never actually reported anyone on here ever Doc. And tbh if I did feel minded to, you wouldn’t be on my list. I’m quite fond of you.  Fuck off.

You have a list?

On 17/08/2023 at 00:09, camberwell gypsy said:

I donate mine to the Communist Party of Great Britain. You get a monthly magazine, a snazzy membership card that enables you to get 25% discount at DSF and a cute plastic Karl Marx that sticks to the dashboard and nods it's head to the movement of the car

Apparently if you donate to CC you get a ginger dolly that lifts her dress and shows her minge at the press of a button

The magazine you get with a subscription to The Corner, despatched monthly from a Caravan parked illegally on the M4 near Newport, is designed to be left unopened, and if you do, only the letters page is worth reading. 

9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

 

@Last Cunt Standing stop copying other boys work.

Apologies Eric. I was startled by the black leggings. A personal favourite of mine, especially those cheap ones than go thin on the arse so you get a partially obscured view of some white polka dot Primark knickers. Usually the wearer is at the helm of a double buggy, with an arse like a Rhinoceros, blaring at little Whitney and Keane to stop bleeding crying and eat their bleeding Maccas for breakfast. 

On a Cruise, though. Fucking hell. 

Much comment on this side of the planet today about the fact that the Queen of Spain (not Ashley Giles’ wife, for those in the know) is venturing Down Under for tonight’s Women’s World Cup Final, but that the Prince of Wales, President of the FA, can’t be arsed because he is on holiday, too many trees would die, and besides it’s only women. Major PR gaffe incoming I sense when the Lionesses triumph and they all get the OBE or whatever. 

I can’t think why he wouldn’t come over. Surely a surreptitious hook up with the Marquess of Cholmondley isn’t too difficult to arrange to sweeten the pot, or failing that, given there’s almost two dollars to the pound presently, he’d have had some bargain fun in certain parts of Sydney. His Ginger brother would have made the trip, I’m sure. 

It’s all quite out of character for Wills. Even more so for a man we’ve all had pegged as a feminist. 

2 hours ago, Frank said:

I'm not enjoying this crossing, Withers. No sir. 

https://ibb.co/d5QX2R1

 

The turn’s wearing black leggings and there’s a bloke in the audience in a fucking hoodie. 

I didn’t know TK Maxx did cruises. 

5 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Manchester Utd fan if I correctly remember what he was trying to watch on his telly - so not all bad news when the cunt dropped off the roof. I would say it was a pity he didn't have Emu with him but then Emu's can't fucking fly anyhow...., very much like him it turns out.

Best trivia question ever: in what year did Hull go down as a result of Manchester United drawing with Inter Milan?

A) 1999. 

2 hours ago, King Billy said:

Reported for quote altering. Sorry.

Another feather in your anti-authority, go-your-own-way, do your own research, tinfoil fucking cap there Bill. Bravo. It was for (arguably poor) comedic effect, and I doubt @Eric Cuntman gave a monkeys. 

You really do need to calm your farm these days Bill. 

1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said:

Thought you might have highlighted the Emu episode 😉

Rod Hull always creeped me out. Billy Connolly had the best strategy for dealing with him; “if that thing comes near me I’ll break his neck and your arm”. 

Ah, sometimes you hear news that makes you wistful and nostalgic for simpler times. I’ll risk acrimony by saying he wasn’t a fantastically insightful interviewer, but back in the day when Hollywood A-Listers would fly over and talk without something to flog, he made them feel comfortable. His warmth came through the screen, too. Who didn’t get in from a Saturday night out and sigh contentedly when those familiar bars struck up? 

I’ll be instantly disbelieved of course, but I bumped into him once in the bar of The Midland Hotel in Manchester, and he was, at least on that occasion, every bit the genial Yorkshireman we thought we all knew. A glass 🥃 for Parky tonight I think. Chapeau, fella. 

Jonathan Ross can fucking do one. 

40 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

“Off my site”????? You really think I’m biting on that one Countryboy? 😁

Where have you bloody been anyway? I initially thought you’d booked a holiday in the West Bank and been offed by a Palestinian. I suppose the disappointing summer in the UK has limited the time spent clutching the binoculars at your upstairs window? Perhaps you’ve been travelling somewhere….perhaps a little tour exploring the origins of your beloved Kebab. Regardless, I think it’s time you fought every base instinct, and shared…..

20 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Which team were you rooting for, Matilda?

I couldn’t give two shites. And we barrack down here. If you wanna root, you do it in bloody private.