Penny Farthing

I think that Ape also has contractions.

You running with the fox or the hounds or are you trying to run with both?

Stubby I need your advice .. I want to make a wildlife pond for the garden .. I need it to be the right size to hold a couple of sniveling lying toads .. any advice/ideas?

The old fashioned method of a "walk at 8AM" ..a man of the the cloth offering absolution followed by someone pulling a leaver and the pervy cunt falling through a trap door is perfectly good enough.

Could I get this right .. that you as a father of young children think that the serious sexual abuse of a large number of children is a matter for levity?

If you have a look here you will see that the Malaysians were not very happy about his lenient sentence so it might well be that they have arranged something https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Huckle

Are far as I can see he was a devoutly christian nonce so it may well be that a nonce of some other faith has done the deed.

I do not need to say any more .. as to whether you are a "doctor" I know not but from what you post there can be little doubt that you are a pervert.

She has applied for her husband to be granted leave to remain in presumably her part of Ireland which is Northern Ireland (and a part of the UK), but what she wants is for the her to be treated as if she is an Irish citizen rather than a UK citizen.

Let us be honest about this .. if you really are a doctor and have posted a comment like the one I am now quoting, then you are a really sick individual. I am pretty sure that if you are for real then the powers that be need to know exactly who you are.

I've just been watching Cliffhanger .. were you the double for the rabbit Swampy?

She say's that she is "Just an Irish girl born in the North of Ireland unwittingly thrown into a debate for identity and citizens rights." Then the stupid bitch married a shit-stirring yank .. poor woman.

I should have mentioned Cleobury Mortimer.

I expect that he also has those macho tattoos on the back of his hands that show that he is hard in spite of just being 5' tall and weighing 6 stones.

He probably bought his off a Bangladeshi market trader on a stall in somewhere like Ruthin or Barnoldswick .. or perhaps in one of those gaming or e-cig shops that sell tees and fleeces as a sideline.

I will add that I see quite a few of these cunts with various macho animal logos on their clothing where in truth the most appropriate animal logo that they should be wearing is one of a mouse, weasel or a maggot.

"be happy to" come over "and "

Good morning Swampy .. are you tree hugging anywhere in Devon today?

There is a little cunt (about 5' 3" tall) who I see walking around Newton Abbot wearing a grey fleece with that image of the wolf on the back, he is the the sort of cunt you would normally try to corner somewhere and beat him to death with a baseball but but for the fact that he has a constant companion with him who is about 7' feel tall and looks like lurch.

So Boris say's that it will be a CLIFFHANGER Brexit.

Poor old Ape never had a tail rotor.

My grandmother had her tallboy cut in half

Are you tired after writing or did your mum write it for you?

There is a lot to say chopper boy.

You really are a totally gormless windbag.