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Penny Farthing

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  1. Irony is that he is accusing others of having "thin skins" but having no skin himself .. something that seems to afflict the cartel folks.
  2. My thoughts are that in about nine months time this daft Amethyst bitch will be pushing an empty or "invisible" pram around claiming that her ghost baby is in it. Given time over the years she might be telling daft cunts (and getting paid for it) all about her growing ghost child. Of course when it grows up the ghost child will tell her to fuck off and get a real life.
  3. I asked her what language the flowers used to communicate with her. She said that it was a "special visual language".
  4. There is of course another cunt in this type business who is doing well. Chris Dawson of The RANGE.
  5. About 35 years ago I bought a pair of NIKE trainers from these cunts. The trainers fell apart after about a month.
  6. There was a girl from Cardiff (from Canton) who pushed the catering trolleys around on the trains who used to rabbit on about this sort of stuff and said that she could "communicate" with the spiritual entities in flowers. All a load of bollox of course. She doing a part time business studies course and when she finished the course she left and set up in business in this sort of business, going to houses to advise whether there were ghostly presences etc. The last I knew she was making a good living advising dipsticks such as luvies and footballers wives etc. on how to deal with "ghostly things" in their houses apparently gay couples were big part of her customer base.
  7. This dipstick cow is a spiritual guidance counsellor and she claims to have have had sexual intercourse with 30 ghosts. She is now in a serious relationship with one of them and want's to know if she can have a ghost baby with him. @Neil what do you reckon?
  8. So @Stubby Pecker is it sensible to wear shorts in cornfields etc .. re ticks?
  9. I was asked to leave The Earl Of Crewe because I asked about the rats in the cellar and I was also once asked toleave The Broughton Arms in Haslington because they thought that I had, had "too much to drink".
  10. I used to go to the Swan With Two Necks and also to The Wilbraham Arms .. Scotty probably knows both of them.
  11. Frank's boat was in Torbay today
  12. This nom will go a long way.
  13. Continue safely in that knowledge that is "good science".
  14. Don't bother adding the 32 (not 31.9) its not relevant in this. 1c is actually 1.8f you only add the 32 on when making the first calculation i'e. converting c to f so actually 0.3c is about 0.5f. So its even worse than you say.
  15. Its been the greatest thing on here since Fender's "summerman" nom.
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