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Penny Farthing

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  2. Parking Bay Thieves

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    16 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

    Pen, you're obsessed!  All of your little speeches about how you get to people, but all you you can come up with is following a few around the corner, and exercising your apparent endless supply of tedium upon everybody.  

    While there is still some warmth in the air, polish your walking frame, put on your best Victorian dress, making sure to tuck your bollocks between your decomposing thighs from stale piss turning acidic and then step in front of a train instead of onto one.

    Stupid fucking cunt!

    LOL

    You got your knickers in twist Mike mate?

  5. COMETH THE BREXIT COMETH THE MAN

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    12 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

    Indeed. At one point I thought the Catwoman was quite literally going to shit herself. I briefly came close myself when his "brother" revealed that Proper was an avid five-a-side player.

    He was also responsible for the aforementioned, less believable and totally execrable "Cockney Gent", whose one saving grace turns out to be that he wasn't as bad as John Bull.

    Catwoman had a VW caravanette that she sometimes parked up on the seafront at Brighton. Didn't @Drew Peacock spot it one day and see her get out of it and then sneaked up and took a photo of her?

  6. Parking Bay Thieves

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    9 hours ago, Frank said:

    Wiz, don’t ever change. Your fickle thin-skinned ways and lack of confidence will always hold you dear to my heart. 

    He does't need a parking place Frank .. Mike  Wiz leaves his skateboard in the cloakroom.

  7. Parking Bay Thieves

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    10 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

    I am delighted to hear that you don't like me, because it makes it easier to tell you that you are a shallow, one-dimensional dullard, who also happens to be quite the worst FlidSpack player ever.

    Its not as if he has one dimension, he lacks even the surface tension that allows some insects to walk on water.

  9. COMETH THE BREXIT COMETH THE MAN

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    12 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

    He has form for this. I suspect that the "all inclusive holiday" is in fact a fortnight at a Butlins type resort on the British coast and that he is too embarrassed to post from there under his usual nom de guerre.

    Shit! He not in Minehead is he?

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  13. COMETH THE BREXIT COMETH THE MAN

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    5 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

     

    No, but perhaps a certain punter on return from his "all inclusive hols at a generic Greek island" can explain why he and Mr J Bull share identical user agents with identical build and release types (i.e. the pre-loaded utility software/apps installed on all devices/PC's) and why both punters found themselves in an obscure part of France at roughly the same time.

    Is he visiting Wither's?

  20. COMETH THE BREXIT COMETH THE MAN

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    41 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

    Hmm, seeing Charlie Massey trying to justify striking off Dr Bawa-Garba's license to practice made my blood boil. Fortunately the courts reversed the decision yesterday.

    Similar kind of thing has happened to the rail industry. Back in 1986 a train driver made a very serious error at Colwich in Staffordshire which resulted in two trains colliding and the driver of the other train being killed (these days he would have been lawyered up facing a manslaughter charge). back in 1986 he was not long afterwards at an inquiry explaining what had happened and why he made the fatal error. British Rail admitted responsibility within 24 hours .. within a few weeks a amendments had been made to the rulebook and changes in signalling introduced. Back in those days the emphasis was to find out what had happened as quickly as possible and to find a way to try to prevent it happening again. Leap forward to the late 1990s onwards and it would take months or even years to do what the old system had done within weeks.

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