Penny Farthing

Any of you lot ever thought of moving to Isca?

22 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

Is that punkape's boat?

That was Frank's boat before it ripened and then "went off".

41 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

Can we draw this to a close. 

Or "Drawer".

46 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

It happens. Ask Decs. 

He fancies you, be careful.

Just now, 'eavensabove said:

How the fuck can You confess that Lidl sells designer clobber?  Even your fucking slippers are pre-owned from Oxfam. 

Mind.

Designer labels and tags are yet another way that businesses get you to work for them for free. I always try to remove any readilly visible tags or labels.

2 minutes ago, sean5302 said:

I don't recall. They could be in a drawer somewhere.

I'd ask William TD but he doesn't know a drawer from a draw.

Do you like to "draw" people?

57 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

Whenever I end up somewhere with a famous landmark, statute or building, I've very rarely felt the need to take a blurry, poorly lit, portrait orientated iphone photo of it, partially obscured by my finger and someone else's head.

If I did want to get a photo of it, I'd at least want someone I know, or something interesting to be happening around it, as I'm taking it. Why do so many tourists feel so compelled to take a fucking shit, completely generic shot of the Eiffel tower, stars on the Hollywood boulevard or any similar attraction?

No-one ever looks back through these millions of photos that must exist globally, clogging up iclouds and hard drives and desk draws. And if you did want to remember what you saw, you could just google the fucking thing and get a crisp, high definition, well framed shot of it.

Fucking morons.

Are you one of the local "sights/sites"?

11 minutes ago, sean5302 said:

With age comes experience and wisdom. I know you'll struggle to realise that.

I presume travel documents in your world are bus tickets.

I must also ask .. have you still got your "seen & approved" rubber stamps?

8 minutes ago, sean5302 said:

With age comes experience and wisdom. I know you'll struggle to realise that.

I presume travel documents in your world are bus tickets.

He has got a collection of Aptis and Sportis train tickets as well.

1 hour ago, cuntspotter said:

This is clearly too much for you.

Has @Stubby Pecker ever considered the possibility that Dead Penelope may had discussed the matter with one of the mods?

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

You really are a one dimensional idiot Dec's. It makes me laugh 

Its interesting how so many on here are fixated with chicks with dicks .. I do sometimes wonder how many of the "men" here actually have "manginas".

2 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Sure yiv tried to wipe us out for centuries stubberz an consistently failed..you'll never be rid of us

panzerknacker 

True, you'll be living over here when the goat herders of peace have driven you out.

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I remember that one clearly, it disturbed me as a kid, because the bloke hammering up the ladder, was calling me a 'paranoid little bastard' , in morse code.

And then the the was the man who finally parked properly .. was he Reginald Molehusband?

1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I'd "like" to smash a sledgehammer repeatedly over your stupid baldy bonce, you thick fucking cunt

 

I've got a full head of hair stubbles. Who makes your wig?

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I imagine it was seen as quite tame, in comparison to the 'public information/safety films' that the government was churning out in the late 60s and 70s.

you know, the ones that convinced an entire generation that if they ever left the house, or plugged in an appliance within the house, or got within a mile of some water, that they would die in screaming agony.

What about the one that warned about falling hammers .. was that Fender's dad?

32 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I've got no issue with folk being interested in actual real history that actually really happened, it's the weird fucking cunts that seem to be attracted to these gathering who should be instantly killed with a broad sword. I've attended Tewkesbury medieval fair a couple of times, site of one of the pivotal battles in the war of the roses and part of our heritage. But fuck me, walking around its full of beardy weirdy lord of the rings cunts who believe in dragons, pixies and hobbits and are dressed accordingly. If these wankers were around at the time of the actual events they would have been burnt at the stake. Where's Vincent Price the witch finder general when you need him.

You being one of the pixies.

1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said:

Silence you...keep working and contributing you blotchy featured wage monkey 

laffin 

panzerknacker 

Don't listen to them Panzer .. it will be 2030 at the earliest before the goat shaggers of peace outbreed you.

47 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Never mind Craig, I'd like to throw you off a crag, smashing your stupid head on the rocks below, leaving twitching like a spastic. 

How are your likes coming on this week considering nobody actually reads your posts that are over 10 words?

my likes are doing as intended

1 hour ago, sean5302 said:

Shares in the electric carmaker jumped 10pc in after-hours trading this evening after Tesla said it could be "sustainably profitable" by the end of the year.

It reported a loss of $742m (£565m) for the three months to June 30, slightly down on its previous numbers. However, revenues rose to $4bn in the three months to June 30, up from $2.7bn, and its negative free cash flow came in at around $160m below analyst expectations, at $740m, as it burned much less cash than in recent quarters.

What the heck is "could be"?

What is "sustainably profitable".

All bollocks.

Presumably customers living in Nevada and Birmingham will have already given Dr Bonkers their credit card details for priority delivery.

This is all very heartening proving that the frailty of human nature and stupidity lives on living the American dream.....

I had it explained to me once. Its based on the idea that the rise in the value of the physical or salable assets exceeds that of the losses in trading. Often the brand itself become an asset of value where its name is attached to unrelated products. I think that the mighty Trumpton himself values his name at about $3Billion and increases that figure from time to time to cover for the losses elsewhere. It a good racket that usually falls apart after death such as what happened when "Captain" Bob Maxwell fell off his yacht leaving his offspring with a massive pile of debt as will likely happen to Trump's offspring.

59 minutes ago, sean5302 said:

Can I believe the world I'm living in?

Tesla has announced it only lost £565 million over the last quarter, so the share price has risen 10% today.

I wonder if there's any way of getting the names and addresses of anyone who bought a Tesla. I reckon I could sell them anything.

Look at Dr. Bonkers' latest venture.

https://electrek.co/2018/07/28/tesla-surfboard/

They're absolutely marvellous.

I have to go for a lie down now.

I thought that Mr "Beardy" Branson's enterprises worked like this.

36 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

This place is full of informers n stool pigeons 

Panzerknacker 

Reported.

Last Saturday I was intending to go walking on Dartmoor but terminated the walk upon noticing that my companion was wearing Bear Grylls branded outdoor clothing.

6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

It's a shame they can't re-enact the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki using Cork and Limerick, but I fear that would fall foul of authenticity guidelines.

Panzer is also making me wish that I did not vote REMAIN, (although I did not vote REMAIN).

9 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Yer old n nearly dead so it's not a big deal to you but tessy seems to think y'all  need Europe ..why is that 

Panzerknacker 

Germany calling! Germany calling!