Penny Farthing

9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

So you have special permission to break rule 5, as both 'lady Penelope' and 'Slippers' are you. And anybody in any doubt of that is either thick or lying.

Ask @Mrs Roops

44 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Oh dear. Are you having one of those, who to be offended on behalf of days? It's difficult for the rest of us to tiptoe round your sensibilities, as we never know if you've decided to be a hermaphrodite, or just a big poof dressed as Norman Bates's mum, from one week to the next.

congratulations on successfully breaching rule 5 though.

Ya big feckin heemasex.

Please consult with Mrs R concerning "rule 5", AFASK, there are no multis here. I am only 5' 6" which is not big. I expect that your "SECURITY" jacket is hanging behind the door at present.

17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Yes, the second type should all be euthanised, starting with Rylan Clark and that cunt out of Coronation Street who minces about, flapping his hands and saying, "oooh!"

It must be really frustrating being afraid to leave your house without wearing one of those jackets with the word "SECURITY" printed on the back in large letters.

1 hour ago, judgetwi said:

I agree with the general thrust of your narrative but “normal blokes who go to B&Q and railway museums”?

Railway Museums?? Are you trying to win the favour of the fragrant and elegant Lady Penelope? I wouldn’t bother if I were you. If Acker Bilk couldn’t get in her knickers you’ve got no fucking chance!

Winning no favours with me as I don't go to railway museums or B&Q .. do you have a Back Street Heros' t-shirt and tattoo?

21 hours ago, Punkape said:

A devil-worshiper our and about.......

Any thoughts for the week ahead now that the committee at Haslington Golf Club has banned you for messing with their iorns?

6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

 

Good point Stubby but "shew" is archaic spelling from a time that Punker's belongs to and underftands .. you need to ask him about his close friend and confidant Maggoty Johnson.

8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Are you saying that Punkape has fucked Roadkill?

@Roadkill what the fuck has transpired here?

I thought that it was Rick who did that to him.

21 hours ago, Punkape said:

A devil-worshiper our and about.......

Stubby is a man of science and you should shew him some respect.

7 hours ago, scotty said:

 

Fuck off, you two sound like pen and albert. 

Bhurtpore or Farmers Arms?

5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I  Hope the wife didn't find them in the bin😂

They were found by an Albert Steptoe lookalike binman with a brummy accent.

On 7/20/2018 at 4:42 PM, Wizardsleeve said:

Reported.

Grass.

"Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woollen and linen together". What are your thoughts on this  @Punkape?

On 7/17/2018 at 7:48 PM, ratcum said:

"A QUARTER OF ANGOLAN COCK" wouldn't sell well Evan.

Except to our very own Jewdy of course.

I once tried some Naga Munchetty but ended up throwing most of it away.

5 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Perhaps if you had ever read the Bible, or any other book, you might understand the proper use of the apostrophe in the English language. 

 

Sorry' Judge'

2 hours ago, Boaby said:

I’m pissed off with all these bastard mp’s making arsehole decisions whilst being a bunch of self serving psychopathic sociopaths. Vote on their own big fucking pay rise whilst all the punters working in the public sector don’t even get the steam off Jacob”creepy bastard “Rhys moggs piss. Even claiming for coffee, biscuits and tea on expenses is a bit fucking much. How many of your average punters working in the public sector have subsidised bars and resteraunts at work. 

Cunts the lot of them

I worked for council for two years, even my weekly shop and car tax and insurance was paid for by the council .. I know that to be true because an old cunt from Manor Way told me so.

1 hour ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

True i remember back in march when it snowed a bit for one day, everyone thought they were in fucking Siberia or Moscow or something.

A lot of us old folk couldn't get out and none of you came to see me.

21 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

 

When I left the railroad we were still receiving letters and phone calls from people complaining that coloured members of staff had either asked to see their tickets or informed them that there tickets were out of date or otherwise not valid and asked them to pay and excess fare in consequence of that. There was also a woman who had written to say that she had felt unable to travel on a train from Abergavenny to Shrewsbury because the driver was black.

1 hour ago, Punkape said:

You stupid cow.

Once again I will ask is your god a bender .. being a lover of men?

2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

"Savage, would I be correct in assuming that Mr Kodogo is a coloured gentleman?"

??

Punker's you really are a very strange person. Not even a simple troll, you appear have an innate fascination with the subject being unable to simple make your point and leave it at that. There is something deep down inside you gnawing away, indeed festering and then doing this "inherited wealth" thing to try to add validity and assert a "superiority" that you do not and will never have. You are are actually a bender with a guilt complex are you not?

2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

It's only a matter of time now before "Looking at me in a funny way" officially enters the statute book.

That has long been in the statute books in one form or the other in the form of intimidating behaviour or breach of the peace etc. the old "suss law" and "loitering with intent" also covered many bases. In the past there were many honest people who had criminal records simply because they had "looked suspicious" or paused for a few minutes in the "wrong place".

14 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Not half as bizarre as a homophobic homosexual though...cast away your inner turmoil, embrace your sexuality and be true to yourself.

An arrow straight to Puker's heart .. He does always strike me as being a frustrated homosexual male deep in denial but in truthtesting the waters before taking the plunge.

12 hours ago, Punkape said:

The “Pride” marching season is upon us and all over the U.K. and other silly liberal democracies Pouffes and Dykes ponce about in tight fitting underwear in drab city centres and promote perversion and debauchery.Many of these attendees skulk off into bushes and undergrowth and commit acts of gross indecency.

Having acquired benders “rights” in all sorts of areas, these cunts should now sod off home and leave the normal community in peace.

Fuck off.

I am fairly sure that somewhere in the bible it says that "God loves man" .. does that mean that your god is a bumboy Punker's?

16 hours ago, Bubba C said:

Fuck off, pen. 

As said PLEASE keep off my side.i

9 hours ago, Punkape said:

You sanction state murder of the unborn to appease women’s “rights” most of whose sexual exploits take place outside marriage.

Yes you do raise a valid point here, there is also no thought about of what effect all this has on the children who do result from these type of "exploits". There are situations where abortion might be justified but it should never be considered as justified as part of a "woman's right to choose" or merely on the grounds of reckless behaviour by the woman herself.