Prints Harry

2 hours ago, and said:

No need to worry Ed, his member is a heavily disguised strap-on. 😉

Have you ever seen Frank's boat?

30 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Alan Clark was a fucking champ, for a Tory twat. His Diaries are excellent, but very of their time. He got major points from me for saying Michael Heseltine was “the sort of chap who buys his own furniture”. A unapologetic cunt to his toenails, but I’d take him all day long over the short of shite that wears a blue rosette these days. Andrea Jenkyns? Esther Mcvey? Jackboot Rees-Mogg? Fuck my life. These people. 

Back in the 1970s he opposed the UK joining The Common Market .. he told Dennis Skinner that he would rather live in socialist ruled UK than in a UK ruled by foreigners .. a similar sentiment was later expressed by Enoch Powell.

10 hours ago, and said:

No, that was through wanking.

BTW, don't mention his disabilities, he'll be wanting to claim another fuckin' benefit, at our expense.

FFS he's already expecting a Windrush payout.

A "Windrush payout" .. that's when he farts £20 notes.

8 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

 

 

 

A pair of idiots, at the height of their powers of stupidity. Thick as fucking pig shit.

🤣😂🤣

Actually I meant "not" not "hot" but I will give you a like as your response was amusing.

20 hours ago, King Billy said:

All records of Withers family tree were incinerated in Nuremberg in 1946 (5 minutes after his dad Fritz was hanged).

So his dad was hanged three years before he was born?

10 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

He was innocent!!

It is is wet and windy today, just like winter .. I asked the bus driver if it was June, she said "No it is not, I am from Poland and my name is Kristina.".

On 12/06/2024 at 07:49, ChildeHarold said:

Large Americano please.. 😛 

Large fat Americano.

15 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

He wanks over it I reckon whilst feigning revulsion. Seen it all before .The dirty cunt .

He is hot like that.

11 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

Another arse-related post. Fucking poof. You can’t help yourself.

Good Morning @Ape™️! You do seem to know a lot about this sort of thing 🤣

31 minutes ago, scotty said:

Credit where it's due, Pen. You were terrific as Dolly in Personal Services. 

Did I mistake you for Cary Grant?

3 minutes ago, scotty said:

I've occasionally wondered whether there's a French website called Coin des Chattes, featuring "Marine le Pen" and her enormous appendage.

Get back in your bone cabinet.

16 hours ago, ratcum said:

anti-semitic constellations. Only JEWPITER is a kosher planet

You've been jewped.

1 hour ago, and said:

Good morning, Pete, you're up early, does the Bentley need washing? 🚗

He tried throwing a bucket of water over his one year old Bentley whilst his flatmate was on the other side of it .. his flamate got soaked because his one year old Bentley does not actually exist.

13 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Pen, all joking aside…can you possibly continue to prop up this clearly deviant little shitcunt @entitled little cunt after such a disturbing and warped post?

Far easier that to prop your 400 kilos  .. you fat oaf.

55 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Ah, I see. So to convey your point about what a shit hole you believe Australia to be, you “embellished” your idiotic post by being fucked up the arse by some outback hillbilly? You couldn’t have made your point without this addition? Fucking poof.

"Jolly Swagman"

16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Probably before my time. I would have remembered that CV.

I am sure that he was still around back then.

2 hours ago, and said:

King Charles?

That would have had shiny golden brown fur and a brown nose and would have been panting.

6 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Personally I think the whole England squad are potential bummers.Kissing and showering together in some weird homoerotic testosterone filled orgy of staged masculinity  . They dont fucking fool me .Disgusting .They should be birched .

@scotty won't like you saying these sort of things. He slapped my wrists when I said that they were irons

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

We used to have a member here called ‘Manky’ who described himself as a cycle-ninja.

@Decimus, Manky disappeared around the same time as Ding. Any idea what happened to him? I remember his little pint of beer avatar.

There was another cunt that I sometimes mixed up with Ape that also vanished around the same time, he claimed to have been in the National Front and a skinhead and biker . I can't remember his name.

9 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

I got the shit kicked out of me by a bunch of skinheads  in 1979.

So it was you .. I have just told the rozzers about you.

7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Valium

Wasn't that a name for a comic back in the 1960s?

8 minutes ago, King Billy said:

You’ve left it a bit late to reinvent yourself as some sort of quick witted funny guy. 
About 100 years and half a million of the most unfunny and boring posts ever tbh.

The only things I’ve ever found remotely amusing that you've ever posted are….

1. Your ridiculous claim to be a biological female.

2. Your rapidly failing eyesight.

3. Your massive penis.

And 4. The funniest of all….your dead sisters obviously. 🤣

Fuck off.

Haven't you got homework to do? Them 12 times tables won't do themselves.

Too much focused thinking by cunts one here .. he might well have died at 57 years of age had he not done his 20 minute walks .. also his final walks seems to have taken much longer than 20 minutes.

11 hours ago, King Billy said:

He apparently said on the BBC recently that ‘a simple 20 minute walk every day could extend your life by up to 10 years’. Very clever man indeed.

It wouldn't work for you Billy would it .. not in that powered wheelchair.

22 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Is that you Neville?

You called my name?